Awful game titles

[chand]

Clive Barker's Jericho

Nobody cares, Hellraiser's shit now.

And yet, the name was arguably the least irritating thing about that fucking game.

[Little Hoover]

Bioshock: Infinite

It's Bioshock 3 you fucking cunts.

Nah because that would suggest it's part of the rapture franchise. It's set before those games, so 3 wouldn't be right, not that infinite is a good title.

Can't believe you've seriously done the final fantasy complaint as well, that would only make sense if there had been a series of games just called "fantasy"

[Still Not George]

Also, "Final" in this context is a mistranslation of "Ultimate", as you well know you Game Fuck-writing person.

[Consignia]

The Japanese can get some really bad ones when they just use English words they don't fully understand to make it look cool. For example:

Melty Blood
Birth By Sleep
Dearly Stars
Trusty Bell
Made in Wario

[Jemble Fred]

And Infinite Undiscovery.

(Oh, and Shadows of the bloody Damned... but that's not badly translated, just inane.)

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

Shadows of the Ruddy Damned, Lynn!

[quadraspazzed]

Tobal No. 1



I actually dreamed about this game last night - specifically I dreamed I was taking part in the crappy Quest Mode for some reason. Many years ago a friend was sent to rent "Tekken, or some fighting game that isn't shite". He came back with this. I guess the memory of it's awfulness has stayed with me all this time.

[Phil_A]

The Japanese can get some really bad ones when they just use English words they don't fully understand to make it look cool. For example:

Melty Blood
Birth By Sleep
Dearly Stars
Trusty Bell
Made in Wario

Not to mention...

[madhair60]

Oh, I forgot!  The game I beat just this morning!

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

WHAT OVER WHAT

Edit: "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep" actually makes sense, in context.  The aforementioned does not.

Edit 2: As far as all the (two) complaints regarding Just Cause and Final Fantasy go, I wasn't being serious.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

LETS GO DOWN THE STREET AND ROCK SOME SHIT OVER


Oh. Real ones.

[madhair60]

FUCK UPPER II: UP IN YOUR SHIT

[gmoney]

SALIVA PRODUCTION 2: MASTICATION SENSATION

[madhair60]

KICK ASS FUCK BITCHES: THE SHITCUNTGUN

[The Boston Crab]

HARAKIRI HIGH: SKOOL'S OUT 4EVA

[madhair60]

WAR OF GEARS: CLOCKPAGGA

[Mister Six]

SPUNKY HANDBAG

[Still Not George]

TITS TITS TITS

Ok, that would probably be quite good.

[Consignia]

And probably already exists.

[Willie Nelson]

"Help! It's the Unfinished Shadow Game"

[madhair60]

DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL

'Cos there's no way that's a thing.

[ThickAndCreamy]

DEFEND, DEFEND, DEFEND: WITH PHIL NEVILLE.

[thecuriousorange]

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Once you've had Shaq there ain't going back. Mainly because of newly acquired disabilities.

[Danger Man]

The Japanese can get some really bad ones when they just use English words they don't fully understand to make it look cool.

Bastards!

Hmmm.....now there's an idea....

[Consignia]

Speaking of Waseieigo silliness, not a game but there is a manga about to start in Japan called "Soul Eater Not!". Ok, I'll give them Soul Eater, since it's the (very ridiculous) name of the main character, but appending "Not!" to a statement outside of a Wayne's World-style denial is just bizarre.

[thecuriousorange]

[weekender]

No he's not, there he is on the left.

[mycroft]

I don't know who wrote that tagline, but I'd have loved to have seen the look on his kid's face when he saw it.

[thecuriousorange]

Not to be outdone by Shaq....



Not until you ask politely, young man.

[Neil]

The 8-bit classics reminded me of this:





By DuncanC, I think Munday's was helping out with the script, but it never got completed.