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Who do you consider to be displeasing to the eye?

Started by Nelson Swillie, February 02, 2011, 05:01:32 PM

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Nelson Swillie

Only right and fair that there should be a thread devoted to people we don't find 'aesthetically pleasing', so I'll start...



She looks like a street corner skank compared to the beautiful Jennifer Connelly.



Gruesome. Just yuck.

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/amywinehouse1.jpg

Should have gone to rehab when they wanted you to.



Just piss off entirely, Moss.

Dead kate moss


Cerys


Shoulders?-Stomach!


Still Not George

Kylie always looks like she's just had lemon juice squirted in her eyes.

Nelson Swillie

Quote from: Cerys on February 02, 2011, 05:06:46 PM


Just ... no.

Cerys I'm sending you a PM because I don't want to post this on the main board, be sure to read it.

And before anyone else gets there first...



I consider myself displeasing to the eye. So here's a 1971 Cor!! comic to compensate.

Cerys

Just read it, and frankly I'm not in the least surprised.

Nelson Swillie

Good call on Cheryl Cole.



Poundland Susanna Hoffs, no more, no less.

And while I'm at it...


Nelson Swillie

Quote from: Still Not George on February 02, 2011, 05:11:50 PM
Kylie always looks like she's just had lemon juice squirted in her eyes.

She's also got a face like a trod-on chip.

Dead kate moss

Didn't Jennifer Connelly have her magnificent breasts reduced? That's a crime against nature.

Anyway, they still look ok, and you can see her nips in this pic.



Edit - actually she doesn't look that hot there.

Nelson Swillie

#10
She didn't get a reduction, she just lost a lot of weight because her voluptuous figure (preserved on film in the early 90s) had her typecast in Hollywood. Much like what's happening to Chris Hendricks now.

Mind you, big jugs are not always attractive.

***NWS***
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/107666d1240514809-animated-gif-thread-linsey_dawn_mckenzie.gif

I've seen her in the flesh and yes, she's fucking rank.

Subtle Mocking




Not that I am one, but I'd say that young girls have shite taste in men.

Nelson Swillie

The bottom one (I don't even know who it is, that's how up to the minute I am) looks like a cross between Donny Osmond and Keith Chegwin.


Shoulders?-Stomach!


An tSaoi

Does no-one care about being worksafe there days? There's been three blatant nudie pictures on here this week.

mobias

Quote from: Subtle Mocking on February 02, 2011, 06:07:22 PM


Not that I am one, but I'd say that young girls have shite taste in men.

As has been pointed out by many people the slightly disturbing thing about Justin Bieber's popularity with teenage girls is that he actually looks like one. 


Queneau

Quote from: Still Not George on February 02, 2011, 05:11:50 PM
Kylie always looks like she's just had lemon juice squirted in her eyes.

I'd squirt juice in her eyes.

Quote from: Nelson Swillie on February 02, 2011, 06:00:19 PMI've seen her in the flesh and yes, she's fucking rank.

Anyone who has ever watched budget porno has seen her in the flesh.

Quote from: An tSaoi on February 02, 2011, 08:06:43 PM
Does no-one care about being worksafe there days? There's been three blatant nudie pictures on here this week.

Where are these other two? Where? Where?

Er, should make a useful contribution really (there's a first time for everything). I nominate Mena Suvari;


El Unicornio, mang

Halle Berry. Not bad when she has long hair but with short hair I don't get the appeal at all.

Also, Angelina Jolie. Her mouth looks like an anus that's been fucked too many times

CaledonianGonzo

Quote from: An tSaoi on February 02, 2011, 08:06:43 PM
Does no-one care about being worksafe there days? There's been three blatant nudie pictures on here this week.

Seconded!  FFS.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Cerys

... in fact it used to say as much on the index page.


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Queneau, is that the worst Mena Suvari picture available?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

#25
It's amazing how so many of my least favourite women all share the same feature, utterly shit hair that's been pumped full of product, pampered to within an inch of its life and then looks rubbish. It's equally galling that they also set the trend for women out there on Them Streets. Bah. I'd rather curls, kinks, asymmetry, weird shapes, weird colours. If you're going to fuck around with it do something interesting.

Spiteface

Quote from: Nelson Swillie on February 02, 2011, 05:01:32 PM
Only right and fair that there should be a thread devoted to people we don't find 'aesthetically pleasing', so I'll start...



She looks like a street corner skank compared to the beautiful Jennifer Connelly.

Indeed, she does look like a street corner skank.  yet no one I know agrees with me that she is not that attractive.  Practically every photo I've ever seen of her allegedly looking hot, she's caked in make-up.  Like a skinny Ronald McDonald with tits and shit tattoos.

Serge


Mary is not amused

Quote from: Serge on February 03, 2011, 12:10:03 AM
[The Coren]
Displeasing to my whole head.

:-(



Completely agree with Nelson about Kate Moss.  Similarly, why is this man-faced nonentity considered anything other than plain/border-line-deformed?:

Stupid face.



Quote from: Nelson Swillie on February 02, 2011, 05:49:58 PM
And while I'm at it...


No, I'd still fuck that into smithereens.
If it didn't stink of piss.

rudi



I never used to even think about these people until I inhabited this board.

Ugly tunes played by bland icons. Woo.

The only people I could imagine liking them are students who like things ironically and make all right thinking sociopaths want to stab them in their prescription-free spectacles, like the idiot I knew at uni who obssessed over T'pau.

Funny old world innit...