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Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories

Started by Jumble Cashback, February 03, 2011, 08:08:53 PM

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Norton Canes



Drunk husband 'kills his wife by using a MORTAR BOMB as a sex toy'

Norton Canes

Trump wins order to gag porn actress

Admittedly that's more That's Life than Day Today 

Glebe

Quote from: Norton Canes on March 08, 2018, 11:37:02 AM
Trump wins order to gag porn actress

Admittedly that's more That's Life than Day Today

Now here's Doc Cox with an amusingly-shaped vegetable!

Norton Canes


Isnt Anything

Quote from: drummersaredeaf on March 08, 2018, 11:22:57 AM
Drunk husband 'kills his wife by using a MORTAR BOMB as a sex toy'

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5744236/mortar-bomb-sex-toy-woman-dead-arequipa-peru/

Since it didnt actually explode inside her its unclear how she died, surely you couldnt actually bleed to death that way ? Maybe was an alcohol / painkillers mix more than anything.


Norton Canes


Hobo With A Shit Pun




momatt

Sundials are fucking hilarious.  Fair dos.

Glebe

That's worse than anything Prince Phillip ever done.

Steven

Sundials are useless anyway when you think the sun shines out of your arse.

Cold Meat Platter

#464

popcorn

Quote from: momatt on April 11, 2018, 01:54:33 PM
Sundials are fucking hilarious.  Fair dos.

"Do you know what I call them, your majesty?"

"What's that?"

"Bumdials."

momatt

Made me giggle, must remember that one.  :-D

Rocket Surgery

Guardian again:

QuoteTissue-destroying ulcer frequently found in Africa spreading rapidly in Australia



My penis has never even been to Australia!









(Not linking to it cos the pictures are quite upsetting. Investigate at your own risk.)

oopett

"Bigfoot kept lumberjack as love slave. Outraged wife: 'He's no longer the man I married!' "


Gonk

Currently front page of BBC news,

Girl death bouncy castle 'blown 300m'.

A truly grim story, but the brevity and bomb-dogs image of the headline pushes it a bit.

Norton Canes


asids

The Sun: My husband gave me Aids but I forgave him as his gay affairs were partly my fault


asids


Bhazor


BlodwynPig


Norton Canes


Head Gardener


Bhazor