Author Topic: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories  (Read 56257 times)

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« Reply #570 on: August 20, 2019, 11:14:36 PM »
World Famous Porn Star Found Living In Squalor In Tunnels Under Las Vegas

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...Although Jenni appeared bashful about her situation, she was quick to underline the positives of living in a close knit subterranean community.

“It’s not as difficult as you might think, everybody’s really respectful,” she said.

“Everybody’s good to each other, which I don’t think you find much.

“I’m happy, I have everything I need here. People are more accepting [underground].”


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« Reply #571 on: August 21, 2019, 03:12:04 PM »
Man gets bitten by Fidel Castro's crocodile in Sweden

"The man in his 70s was at a crayfish party..."




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« Reply #575 on: September 06, 2019, 06:10:45 PM »
What's the porn lass been spending her fuck money on?

Oh don't tell me, I can probably guess. Freddos.

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« Reply #576 on: September 11, 2019, 08:45:02 AM »
I didn't know where else to post this but I found it interesting - Treasures In The Trash

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« Reply #577 on: September 12, 2019, 03:04:46 PM »

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« Reply #578 on: September 20, 2019, 06:16:12 PM »

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« Reply #579 on: September 20, 2019, 09:00:15 PM »
Trudeau Asked To 'Round To The Nearest 5' How Often He Wore Blackface

https://m.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/trudeau-saskatoon-racist-makeup_ca_5d84bba3e4b0849d4727a619

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« Reply #580 on: October 01, 2019, 08:23:29 PM »
"Mind-bending £2 drug 'monkey dust' ravages Stoke with users stinking of prawns"

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/mind-bending-2-drug-monkey-18956947

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« Reply #581 on: October 01, 2019, 08:55:04 PM »

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« Reply #582 on: October 01, 2019, 10:11:49 PM »
In Soviet Russia you saw see.

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« Reply #583 on: October 01, 2019, 11:25:19 PM »

Texas Chainsaw reboot "not looking promising".

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« Reply #586 on: October 03, 2019, 07:58:51 PM »

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« Reply #589 on: October 09, 2019, 10:20:59 PM »
This probably shouldn't even make the local news, let alone BBC.

Yet the Liverpool Echo reporting the postal strike didn't get any coverage.

What the fuck is wrong with the bbc?

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« Reply #590 on: October 09, 2019, 10:33:13 PM »
that it is bgmnts, that it is.

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« Reply #591 on: October 09, 2019, 10:53:57 PM »
Do Latvians really read more Hitler than Harry Potter?

I'm not sure what Harry reads to be honest.


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« Reply #593 on: October 11, 2019, 08:26:59 PM »
https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/police-robot-told-woman-go-away-tried-report-crime-sang-song-10864648/
Photo caption is even better than the headline "A high-tech police robot told a woman to go away when she tried to report a crime – then trundled away while singing a song"
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I'm stupidly happy that this wasn't something mocked up on imgur

semi-disappointing lack of reveal that the robot's really a stupid child inside a plastic bin egg on wheels though*. * stupid robot really is a plastic bin egg on wheels. (imgur uploader accidentally captioned it as stupid roboto which just made it funnier.)
« Last Edit: October 11, 2019, 08:53:54 PM by jenna appleseed »

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« Reply #594 on: October 14, 2019, 11:06:01 AM »
"Other versions of the same model have previously hit the headlines after one fell into a fountain in Washington DC. And a third HP RoboCop struck a child while patrolling a mall in California’s Silicon Valley."  LOL