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Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories

Started by Jumble Cashback, February 03, 2011, 08:08:53 PM

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World Famous Porn Star Found Living In Squalor In Tunnels Under Las Vegas

Quote...Although Jenni appeared bashful about her situation, she was quick to underline the positives of living in a close knit subterranean community.

"It's not as difficult as you might think, everybody's really respectful," she said.

"Everybody's good to each other, which I don't think you find much.

"I'm happy, I have everything I need here. People are more accepting [underground]."






Shoulders?-Stomach!

What's the porn lass been spending her fuck money on?

Oh don't tell me, I can probably guess. Freddos.

Head Gardener

I didn't know where else to post this but I found it interesting - Treasures In The Trash



Ferris



BlodwynPig


Sebastian Cobb


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bgmnts

This probably shouldn't even make the local news, let alone BBC.

Yet the Liverpool Echo reporting the postal strike didn't get any coverage.

What the fuck is wrong with the bbc?

Sebastian Cobb




jenna appleseed

#593
https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/police-robot-told-woman-go-away-tried-report-crime-sang-song-10864648/
Photo caption is even better than the headline "A high-tech police robot told a woman to go away when she tried to report a crime – then trundled away while singing a song"
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I'm stupidly happy that this wasn't something mocked up on imgur

semi-disappointing lack of reveal that the robot's really a stupid child inside a plastic bin egg on wheels though*. * stupid robot really is a plastic bin egg on wheels. (imgur uploader accidentally captioned it as stupid roboto which just made it funnier.)

samadriel

"Other versions of the same model have previously hit the headlines after one fell into a fountain in Washington DC. And a third HP RoboCop struck a child while patrolling a mall in California's Silicon Valley."  LOL



imitationleather

Bah. It's less good once you find out the bull just lived next door to her garden on the other side of a fence. I was expecting it to be a built-up area that was supposed to be bull-less for miles around.


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: imitationleather on November 05, 2019, 03:42:05 PM
Bah. It's less good once you find out the bull just lived next door to her garden on the other side of a fence. I was expecting it to be a built-up area that was supposed to be bull-less for miles around.

I liked the caption of 'Arnold the bull and the cows are supposed to live on the other side of the fence' as if they're somehow supposed to be aware of this fact.

Honestly if that fucker was in my garden I'd probably just leave it to leave the way it came.