Author Topic: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories  (Read 62303 times)

gmoney

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #90 on: August 14, 2012, 09:06:16 PM »
Nanny state.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #91 on: August 14, 2012, 09:21:34 PM »
Caught on camera


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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #92 on: August 14, 2012, 09:31:38 PM »
Goats have human children's teeth.  I have always taken this to be due to theft of some kind and you have merely confirmed it.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #93 on: August 14, 2012, 09:43:45 PM »
A goat once stole my map and ate it. More proof.

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #94 on: August 16, 2012, 06:16:18 PM »
Norwegian driver hits bear after trying to avoid moose

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19288749

BlodwynPig

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #95 on: August 16, 2012, 07:58:45 PM »

Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #96 on: August 17, 2012, 02:23:14 PM »
http://www.dailycamera.com/state-west-news/ci_21124974/goat-man-spotted-mountains-northern-utah

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SALT LAKE CITY -- A man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah has wildlife officials worried he could be in danger as hunting season approaches.




BlodwynPig

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #97 on: August 17, 2012, 02:23:59 PM »
Where is Biggy?

Glebe

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #99 on: August 29, 2012, 11:48:58 PM »

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #100 on: August 31, 2012, 12:57:09 PM »
Hah, reminds me of this Elvis headline from the Onion.


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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #101 on: September 01, 2012, 12:09:09 PM »
From the Metro yesterday:

Young people 'not very bright in sun',
Tell-tale signs your child's a psychopath ,
and Teenager sleeps in garden for a year for charity.


Now over to Alan, with the sport.

Glebe

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #102 on: September 02, 2012, 06:53:38 PM »
Sky News are on a role at the moment:

Whale-Eating Seagulls To Be Shot By Police.

Was Essex 'Lion' A Pet Cat Called Teddy Bear?

Bear-ly Believable: Video Of Swimming Koala.

Runaway Dog Lets Train Take The Strain.

Cameron Vows To 'Cut Through Dither'.

Woman Arrested Four Times For Playing AC/DC.


...And here is said woman, looking surprised with hair up and sad with hair down:



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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #104 on: September 05, 2012, 08:29:03 PM »
This was on the front of today's Irish Metro...



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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #105 on: September 06, 2012, 12:48:45 PM »


That car had a family damnit!

Glebe

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #106 on: September 13, 2012, 10:19:30 PM »
Cheeky Monkey 'Found In Smuggler's Trousers' (Sky News).

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #107 on: September 15, 2012, 04:58:49 AM »
have we had "Parents' fury after Bobby Davro simulates sex with giant kangaroo during children's panto" (Mail Online)?

crap photos

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/17/article-1377758-0BAA0CF600000578-523_468x372.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/17/article-1377758-0BAA0CFE00000578-281_468x367.jpg

Glebe

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #108 on: September 15, 2012, 05:11:30 PM »

Heh heh... one for Up The Arse Corner, surely!

Thomas

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BlodwynPig

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #111 on: September 21, 2012, 12:14:23 PM »
Also from the same page 'Old man dances at rave with Zimmer frame'

http://news.uk.msn.com//blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=ec2b6fcc-171e-4968-9329-e00026e38887

i have to say that is the shittest thing I have seen on here for a long time.

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #112 on: September 21, 2012, 07:51:20 PM »
''Bristol gets it's Own Currency.'' I really did think this was a joke.

Glebe

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #113 on: September 22, 2012, 10:26:12 PM »
''Bristol gets it's Own Currency.'' I really did think this was a joke.

*splutter* You mean it's not?

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #115 on: September 24, 2012, 06:03:11 PM »
Are you sure its not 'Bristol gets it's own currants, see?'



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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #116 on: September 25, 2012, 06:32:59 PM »

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #117 on: September 25, 2012, 10:08:36 PM »

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #118 on: September 27, 2012, 06:11:01 PM »

BlodwynPig

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #119 on: September 27, 2012, 10:15:42 PM »
Just reading up on meteorites and there is a term "meteorwrongs" for objects falsely identified as being from outer space.