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Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories

Started by Jumble Cashback, February 03, 2011, 08:08:53 PM

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BlodwynPig


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Goats have human children's teeth.  I have always taken this to be due to theft of some kind and you have merely confirmed it.

BlodwynPig

A goat once stole my map and ate it. More proof.

momatt


BlodwynPig


Natnar

http://www.dailycamera.com/state-west-news/ci_21124974/goat-man-spotted-mountains-northern-utah

QuoteSALT LAKE CITY -- A man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah has wildlife officials worried he could be in danger as hunting season approaches.




BlodwynPig




QDRPHNC

Hah, reminds me of this Elvis headline from the Onion.


Thomas

From the Metro yesterday:

Young people 'not very bright in sun',
Tell-tale signs your child's a psychopath ,
and Teenager sleeps in garden for a year for charity.


Now over to Alan, with the sport.

Glebe

Sky News are on a role at the moment:

Whale-Eating Seagulls To Be Shot By Police.

Was Essex 'Lion' A Pet Cat Called Teddy Bear?

Bear-ly Believable: Video Of Swimming Koala.

Runaway Dog Lets Train Take The Strain.

Cameron Vows To 'Cut Through Dither'.

Woman Arrested Four Times For Playing AC/DC.


...And here is said woman, looking surprised with hair up and sad with hair down:



mycroft

This was on the front of today's Irish Metro...



It was going to be the title of my debut album, as well...

Slaaaaabs


Glebe

Cheeky Monkey 'Found In Smuggler's Trousers' (Sky News).

jenna appleseed


Glebe


Thomas

Dog Shoots Man

http://news.uk.msn.com//blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=733b4cd4-2eab-4d3b-a743-d7e0d2807dd9&_nwpt=1

Quote from: Thomas on September 21, 2012, 11:27:04 AM
Dog Shoots Man

http://news.uk.msn.com//blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=733b4cd4-2eab-4d3b-a743-d7e0d2807dd9&_nwpt=1

Also from the same page 'Old man dances at rave with Zimmer frame'

http://news.uk.msn.com//blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=ec2b6fcc-171e-4968-9329-e00026e38887

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Clatty McCutcheon on September 21, 2012, 11:36:42 AM
Also from the same page 'Old man dances at rave with Zimmer frame'

http://news.uk.msn.com//blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=ec2b6fcc-171e-4968-9329-e00026e38887

i have to say that is the shittest thing I have seen on here for a long time.

Icehaven

''Bristol gets it's Own Currency.'' I really did think this was a joke.

Glebe

Quote from: icehaven on September 21, 2012, 07:51:20 PM
''Bristol gets it's Own Currency.'' I really did think this was a joke.

*splutter* You mean it's not?


Glebe

Are you sure its not 'Bristol gets it's own currants, see?'



I am very sorry.




BlodwynPig

Just reading up on meteorites and there is a term "meteorwrongs" for objects falsely identified as being from outer space.