Author Topic: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories  (Read 39060 times)

jenna appleseed

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #510 on: August 12, 2018, 11:28:40 PM »

Norton Canes

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #511 on: August 15, 2018, 10:34:52 AM »
Just wanted to mention the Sun's TERRORIST IN A FIESTA because there looks like there should be a pun there but there isn't is there?

Head Gardener

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #512 on: August 21, 2018, 05:46:42 PM »



Norton Canes

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #515 on: October 09, 2018, 09:19:19 AM »
On the front page of the BBC news site right now: How Brexit could change your fag packets

Classy, the BBC.

buttgammon

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #516 on: October 09, 2018, 11:28:25 AM »
BRING BACK SMOKING IN PUBS!

That'll show the nanny state do-gooder Brussels bureaucrats. Bring back our brave British lung cancer!

Isnt Anything

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #517 on: October 12, 2018, 04:11:13 PM »
Man spent dead neighbour's £6,000 on pizza

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45837991

Norton Canes

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #518 on: October 18, 2018, 09:14:11 AM »

imitationleather

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #519 on: October 18, 2018, 11:37:19 AM »
On the front page of the BBC news site right now: How Brexit could change your fag packets

Classy, the BBC.

A sneak-peek of a post-March 2019 packet of Benson & Hedges:

greencalx

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #520 on: Yesterday at 08:05:35 PM »
Train into Edinburgh breaks down after problems with horn

Not sure whose horn was the one that broke the train. (Don’t click the link unless you really like shitty local news websites that load and play 30 videos and make you do a questionnaire in lieu of providing you any actual content).

BlodwynPig

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Re: Day Today-esque headlines in real news stories
« Reply #521 on: Yesterday at 11:28:43 PM »
(Don’t click the link unless you really like shitty local news websites that load and play 30 videos and make you do a questionnaire in lieu of providing you any actual content).

The equivalent of going to the newsagents to get your Telegraph & Argos but being hassled by beggars and flashers on the long route.