HONK! HONK! Ride the Jalopy 2011!

[Zero Gravitas]

Meant to be used alongside the other as cross-eye 3D?

My god it works!

[Repentia]

Pretty much, but I couldn't make the dimensions fit the remit without going too small.

Monostereoscopic, then. Or just a nudge.

[DocDaneeka]

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

[Big Jack McBastard]

Bloody hell the last one took me a while, this is why tabs exist.

[Big Jack McBastard]

Alright if I jump in first?

small_world - Very nice, quickly done and entertaining, I like that you incorporated the previous pic and developed it.

"I don't know how to mong too well"

indeed! Yer a dark horse you sonny!

Cerys - Poor bunny! Simple, funny, quirky and faintly stark, a good idea, I like it.

Repentia - Impressive stuff, so subtle but well done, details are spot on, even going so far as to ensure a new hob section is marked below the fragment of new dial.

DocDaneeka - I'd not put it past Hollywood only for fear that they'd actually do it.

Depressed Beyond Tables - Well you did get me for a bit and I chuckled I'll grant you that.

'tis with a heavy heart and boot I hoof

Spoiler alert

DBT out on his arse, sorry old boy but you know, in comparison and all that...

[close]

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Depressed Beyond Tables - Well you did get me for a bit and I chuckled I'll grant you that.

'tis with a heavy heart and boot I hoof

Spoiler alert

DBT out on his arse, sorry old boy but you know, in comparison and all that...

[close]

Well if I was as talented as Repentia I would have turned on the proper hob too. Only got Gimp 2 weeks ago.

[Big Jack McBastard]

Hang on a mo, did you even post one in t'second round?

Have I gone daft(er)?

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

No I didn't. As for your daftness, I can't comment, only speculate.

[Big Jack McBastard]

Why youuuu!

So now I have to hoof someone else. Fuck it I'll do it tomorrow.

[Zero Gravitas]

Are you idiots fucking up my Jalopy?

[Big Jack McBastard]

Well nags didn't show so I assumed DBT took his place. This could be an outrage!

[small_world]

Fucking hell.... I call for a Stewart to enquire.

I even found A PICTURE OF FUCKING GRAYSON PERRY DRESSED AS CERNE ABBAS...... Tying in his Sado-Masochistic element with his use of rabbits in some of his art.... And the torture of poor Mr Bunny.... Who amazingly gets away from the scene in a car, leaving the crime scene featured in round 2.... AND IT WAS ALL FOR FUCK!!!!!



FOR FUCK

[small_world]

fuuuuuu

[Repentia]

We've had a crash, I think, or maybe you've drunk that bottle of tequilla?

You're still in, small_world, as far as I can work out? Turns out I drank the bottle.

Nobody has been eliminated yet due to someone driving onto the course? Is that right? Ah ha!

[Big Jack McBastard]

Right then....

<checks under nearby stones for gremlins>

I tentatively kick

Spoiler alert

DocDaneeka in the bottom

[close]

... 

[Lyndon]

I'm going to eliminate small_world because I didn't even get Repentia's original mong with the naked chalk guy and 'Rocky Love', so there's not much in its third retelling for me. So I'm eliminating you because of my own inability, if that makes it more bearable, small_world.

I really like Repentia's idea and execution, although I was a hair's breadth from eliminating you as a magic eye trick/stereoscopic whatever has never ever worked for me. But I guess for other people it's great.

Cerys' is pretty good. I thought DocDaneeka's was the best you idiot McBastard.

[Big Jack McBastard]

Well I liked small_world's one, so we've pissed in each others dinner

This thread is making me look a right cunt.

_Thanks.

[Johnny Townmouse]

Is there a reason why DBT's oven mong didn't have a knob that went up to 11?

I am enjoying this thread - don't let it unravel.

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

Without wishing to shit this up further, I thought we (man in the middle + former knock outs) were meant to vote on a winner now...

[Big Jack McBastard]

Oh for fucks sake.

<shoots self to prevent further foulage>

[small_world]

GRAYSON PERRY DRESSED AS CERNE ABBAS

[Big Jack McBastard]

small_world gets my thumb up him.

[Lyndon]

Without wishing to shit this up further, I thought we (man in the middle + former knock outs) were meant to vote on a winner now...

You cot damn further shitter-upper, look at the original image, the rules are clear. Now you or ZG have to eliminate Cerys or Repentia, whoever gets in first gets the choice, and the last one standing, Cerys or Repentia, wins.

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

Something's gone wrong, hasn't it? If I choose now, does ZG not have a choice? I thought we all got a turn!

I will therefore eliminate Repentia. A lot of work went into his, no doubt, but I couldn't make it work, and it didn't work as a standalone mong anyway. Cerys's did make me laugh; a great spot from the original image and done well.

[Zero Gravitas]

I can barely see straight but you bastards have cunted this up good and proper.

Congratulations Cerys I liked your mong the best anyway, even if this debacle has exposed how meaningless it is to win or lose in this game(race?).

I'm very disappointed in all of you, particularly Nagsworth.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Shall I vote now?

[Zero Gravitas]

Neil? Can you Delete this thread?

[Big Jack McBastard]

[ziggy starbucks]

zero gravitas has ruined monging forever with his organisational ineptitude