How do you do?

[Ambient Sheep]

I had a baby 12 days ago, that's why I'm late. Didn't hurt at all - don't know what all the fuss is about. He's called Rosco.

I can honestly say they're the best (and funniest) set of baby photos I have ever seen.  Congratulations (on all fronts).

[Krang]

Congratulations AY.

I have to ask, how did u keep your athletic figure?

[fanny splendid]

That's absolutely wonderful!

Congratulations!

[smoker]

eh congratulations almost really

[hencole]

Ha, ha your life is over Almost, such a shame you seemed to have so much going for you

Congratulations to you and the weener (both cock and missus)

[Almost Yearly]

Heh - no-one cares about LOL NO smackhead now. Choose life.


:winky:

[imitationleather]

Is Rosco the name of a supermarket?

And congratulations. One of us had to have a baby eventually, and I'm glad it was you. Now I can go and get sterilised by a load of Millwall fans...

[smoker]

please tell me you named him after p coltrane



will you be doing roscoe's excited little giggle over his cot?

[Johnny Yesno]

only a couple of important things have happened, had pneumonia and got arrested

You'll nick anything, won't you?

Welcome back BTW.

And congrats to AY.

[Almost Yearly]

please tell me you named him after p coltrane

Yup. Imagine the hilarity when he starts going "ggiggiggigg".

Subsequently discovered it means "from the deer forest" in Norse. From my dear's bush, hehe.

Apologies to Gazeuse. No-one should have to hear that joke twice.

[blue jammer]

AY congrats :)

A little worrying this-un:


Is he crying because his hand is missing? I think I would be too.

[Huzzie]

Fanny.

Thats a horrible thing to have to go through.

I am very sorry it happened to you.

[smoker]

no luke, i am your father

[Almost Yearly]

As I mentioned on the Bomb'd Shelter, all babies born in Penzance look like pirates. One eye, one hand. You get a complementary patch, hook and budgie for their shoulder as you leave hospital.

[Krang]

i presume the "Keep Away from Fire" label is there on purpose, its a brilliant photo.

When Rosco gets a bit older, you can tell him that soon after he was born, you posted a naked picture of him on the internet.

[pretty dead boy]

that baby's well cool.
and he's got his chin pierced.

a firm, hearty well done to all involved

[Huzzie]

Heh - no-one cares about LOL NO smackhead now. Choose life.


:winky:

ooooohhhgghhhh


I always knew you were quite the bad egg of the board!

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

I had a baby 12 days ago, that's why I'm late. Didn't hurt at all - don't know what all the fuss is about. He's called Rosco.

Congrats AY. And as a convenient aside, I'd just like to add that the link contains so many pictures of avatar material. He's a real cutey.

[Gazeuse]

please tell me you named him after p coltrane

Yup. Imagine the hilarity when he starts going "ggiggiggigg".

Subsequently discovered it means "from the deer forest" in Norse. From my dear's bush, hehe.

Apologies to Gazeuse. No-one should have to hear that joke twice.

Bloody hell no!!!

Don't tell me you were considering Enos?!?

[Almost Yearly]

Hm, yeah: "Enos" and "Cletus" - I think someone from Captain Pugwash worked on the Dukes too.


Ta, VM, Krang et al. But it doesn't mean I'm going to start being nice to you, you know. Speshly now weekender's gone over to the Light Side.


I shan't respond to this thread again. It looks self-indulgent. Wouldn't like to be thought of as self-indulgent. Not on a Wednesday.

[Huzzie]

I shan't respond to this thread again. It looks self-indulgent. Wouldn't like to be thought of as self-indulgent. Not on a Wednesday.

God.. If you think it would make you seem self-indulgent, what do you think this thread makes me!??


erm... please dont answer that actually. You have permission to use this as ammo against me if you get onto the subject of "huzzie" when speaking to your whorey friends on messenger!

[poison popcorn]

ran those baby pictures through my age projection program and got some quite startling results...


no, sorry, nothing is sacred.

congrats, good spunking...