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Started by weekender, February 07, 2011, 08:15:45 PM

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weekender

February 07, 2011, 08:15:45 PM


THIS CUNT, SHOUTING AT ME FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE COOKED A MEAL, INTO THIS PICTURE:



I can't offer money, but can offer a lifetime of gratitude.

Zero Gravitas

#1
February 07, 2011, 08:27:59 PM
Is that the non-smoking neighbour you're always getting told to rape? Or is that someone else...

weekender

#2
February 07, 2011, 08:30:55 PM
Yeah, same neighbour, I just worked out how to do a screengrab tonight and had a picture idea which I can't follow up.

eluc55

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February 07, 2011, 08:38:12 PM Last Edit: February 07, 2011, 11:08:10 PM by eluc55

Cerys

#4
February 07, 2011, 08:59:01 PM

Dead kate moss

#5
February 07, 2011, 09:22:19 PM
Why did they all sit on the same side of the table anyway? Stupid cunts.

Zero Gravitas

#6
February 07, 2011, 09:23:53 PM
They've all gone 'round that side for the photo to be taken. You twat.

Cerys

#7
February 07, 2011, 09:24:38 PM
Quote from: Dead kate moss on February 07, 2011, 09:22:19 PM
Why did they all sit on the same side of the table anyway? Stupid cunts.

So they could all watch the telly.  Pity some cunt turned it around.

weekender

#9
February 07, 2011, 09:35:48 PM
Quote from: Cerys on February 07, 2011, 08:59:01 PMPICTURE

Please, please, do me one where the insane old lady is in the background just above Jesus's right shoulder.  Please.  3rd space on the left.

ziggy starbucks

#10
February 07, 2011, 09:36:43 PM


just imagine this woman grinding her hips in the lap of our lord Jesus, while pointing her beady finger at YOU

mycroft

#11
February 07, 2011, 09:41:47 PM
Why is the woman shouting at you, weekender? Are you a film crew from Watchdog?

weekender

#12
February 07, 2011, 09:45:54 PM
Quote from: mycroft on February 07, 2011, 09:41:47 PM
Why is the woman shouting at you, weekender? Are you a film crew from Watchdog?

I can't remember this exact occasion, I'd have to look it up.

Could be the time when I was accused of opening my windows more loudly than I used to.  Could have been the time when I cooked something for more than 45 minutes.  Could have been the time I got in from a night out at 10.30pm and was accused of keeping her up until 4am.  Who fucking knows.

Cerys

#13
February 07, 2011, 10:18:41 PM


We're going to need a bigger photo.

Lookalike Mark Chapman

#14
February 07, 2011, 11:27:38 PM
Quote from: Cerys on February 07, 2011, 10:18:41 PMWe're going to need a bigger photo.
You're right. To that end, I went to great lengths (and personal expense) to employ NASA's state-of-the-art FaceNhance software with PixelFix technology, cross-referenced with their Midlands database, to produce the following image:


So I think we all know what you were cooking, Weekender:


You certainly made a mistake cooking it for 45 minutes. It is, of course, already cooked.

dr_christian_troy

#15
February 08, 2011, 02:59:23 AM

Big Jack McBastard

#16
February 09, 2011, 10:22:35 AM
So nice to finally see the mad old cow.

The complaining,wrath and bile, it's all a front, she's jealous of youth. I confidently surmise a good knobbing would sort her out.

Only question is: Are you up to the task?

NoSleep

#17
February 09, 2011, 11:02:52 AM
Quote from: Zero Gravitas on February 07, 2011, 09:23:53 PM
They've all gone 'round that side for the photo to be taken. You twat.

And then appear to have forgotten the cameraman was there.

Queneau

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February 09, 2011, 12:18:06 PM
Quote from: weekender on February 07, 2011, 09:45:54 PMCould be the time when I was accused of opening my windows more loudly than I used to.  Could have been the time when I cooked something for more than 45 minutes.  Could have been the time I got in from a night out at 10.30pm and was accused of keeping her up until 4am.  Who fucking knows.

I'm glad I don't live next to you, you sound like a total cunt.
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