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Terrible album covers

Started by Subtle Mocking, February 11, 2011, 04:05:46 PM

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jimboslice

She's not put a duff album out yet, but this artwork is awful:


samadriel

Haha, that is woeful... A headdress made of cigarettes?? And the title on the cover twice because it's not quite good enough the first time... Wonderful. Still looking forward to hearing it though.

daf

I am Vänlade - hear me ROAR! (squidge squidge)






Howj Begg

Quote from: jimboslice on March 27, 2018, 03:57:46 PM
She's not put a duff album out yet, but this artwork is awful:



I'm sorry but you appear to have confused terrible album artwork with awesome album artwork?

Chriddof

Quote from: daf on April 01, 2018, 02:30:12 PM
I am Vänlade - hear me ROAR! (squidge squidge)



Mr. Vanlade's face appears to be drawn / painted, while the face of Merlady Of The Lake Sea is possibly real? Or just better painted?

samadriel

The musculature of his torso seems to give up at the navel. Clearly he's been skipping "stomach day".

Straight Faced Customer

Seeing this Jack White cover around lately just keeps making me ill.


Porter Dimi

I kinda like that one. Is that Jack? He'd make an attractive woman, if so.

Bhazor

Is there a catergory for laziest covers?


Porter Dimi

Maybe not terrible but the new Unknown Mortal Orchestra cover is weird in a bad way:


purlieu

New album by A Perfect Circle, brilliantly titled Eat the Elephant

marquis_de_sad

Mudvayne have aged surprisingly well.

Quote from: purlieu on April 15, 2018, 08:04:39 PM
New album by A Perfect Circle, brilliantly titled Eat the Elephant


Haha, looks like the cover of a Fighting Fantasy book

holyzombiejesus



Richard Youngs - Belief

The picture in the middle is taken just outside Todmorden train station.

spamwangler

Wow that is real dog shit

Ferris

Quote from: purlieu on April 15, 2018, 08:04:39 PM
New album by A Perfect Circle, brilliantly titled Eat the Elephant


Richard O'Brien has let himself go.

spamwangler

That album looks like it would be sad piano and excerts for his gap year diary, intercut with feild recordings of birdsong

marquis_de_sad

Quote from: purlieu on April 15, 2018, 08:04:39 PM
New album by A Perfect Circle, brilliantly titled Eat the Elephant


Remember Uncle Fester? You Won't Believe What He Looks Like Now!


Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on April 15, 2018, 10:55:30 PM
Richard O'Brien has let himself go.

His forgotten adaptation of The Twits.

Chriddof

Quote from: purlieu on April 15, 2018, 08:04:39 PM
New album by A Perfect Circle, brilliantly titled Eat the Elephant


Quote from: spamwangler on April 15, 2018, 10:55:58 PM
That album looks like it would be sad piano and excerts for his gap year diary, intercut with feild recordings of birdsong

purlieu



greencalx

Quote from: Bhazor on April 15, 2018, 04:39:35 PM
Is there a catergory for laziest covers?



Trying to work out what he's doing with his hands. Is he feeling a little horse with his left one?

Howj Begg

a) He's doing the Laura Palmer hand movement from the red room
b) Imitating Bowie. It's the latter. He jizzed his guitar all over "Heroes" after all.

TheMonk

Quote from: greencalx on April 16, 2018, 10:30:46 PM
Trying to work out what he's doing with his hands. Is he feeling a little horse with his left one?
Telling an imaginary man he has testicular cancel while patting his crying son on the head.

phantom_power

"Give us a fiver and I'll do some air scratching"


purlieu

Fucking hell, I thought that was some bootleg at first. I wonder if it'll sound different enough to warrant changing their otherwise fairly consistent aesthetic.

edit: no, the single sounds like a fucking shit b-side

spamwangler

do the coral still sound like a hollies coverband wrapped in damp cardboard?