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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2250 on: March 27, 2018, 03:57:46 PM »
She's not put a duff album out yet, but this artwork is awful:


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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2251 on: March 27, 2018, 04:21:04 PM »
Haha, that is woeful... A headdress made of cigarettes?? And the title on the cover twice because it's not quite good enough the first time... Wonderful. Still looking forward to hearing it though.

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2252 on: April 01, 2018, 02:30:12 PM »
I am Vänlade - hear me ROAR! (squidge squidge)






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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2253 on: April 01, 2018, 02:33:34 PM »
She's not put a duff album out yet, but this artwork is awful:



I'm sorry but you appear to have confused terrible album artwork with awesome album artwork?

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2254 on: April 02, 2018, 12:17:22 AM »
I am Vänlade - hear me ROAR! (squidge squidge)



Mr. Vanlade's face appears to be drawn / painted, while the face of Merlady Of The Lake Sea is possibly real? Or just better painted?

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2255 on: April 02, 2018, 09:10:00 AM »
The musculature of his torso seems to give up at the navel. Clearly he's been skipping "stomach day".

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2256 on: April 07, 2018, 02:25:20 PM »
Seeing this Jack White cover around lately just keeps making me ill.


Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2257 on: April 07, 2018, 02:30:15 PM »
I kinda like that one. Is that Jack? He'd make an attractive woman, if so.

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2258 on: April 15, 2018, 04:39:35 PM »
Is there a catergory for laziest covers?


Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2259 on: April 15, 2018, 06:12:11 PM »
Maybe not terrible but the new Unknown Mortal Orchestra cover is weird in a bad way:


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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2260 on: April 15, 2018, 08:04:39 PM »
New album by A Perfect Circle, brilliantly titled Eat the Elephant

Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2261 on: April 15, 2018, 08:26:18 PM »
Mudvayne have aged surprisingly well.

Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2262 on: April 15, 2018, 10:36:13 PM »
New album by A Perfect Circle, brilliantly titled Eat the Elephant


Haha, looks like the cover of a Fighting Fantasy book

Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2263 on: April 15, 2018, 10:43:51 PM »


Richard Youngs - Belief

The picture in the middle is taken just outside Todmorden train station.

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2264 on: April 15, 2018, 10:53:29 PM »
Wow that is real dog shit

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2265 on: April 15, 2018, 10:55:30 PM »
New album by A Perfect Circle, brilliantly titled Eat the Elephant


Richard O’Brien has let himself go.

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2266 on: April 15, 2018, 10:55:58 PM »
That album looks like it would be sad piano and excerts for his gap year diary, intercut with feild recordings of birdsong

Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2267 on: April 16, 2018, 12:48:44 AM »
New album by A Perfect Circle, brilliantly titled Eat the Elephant


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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2269 on: April 16, 2018, 12:50:31 PM »
Richard O’Brien has let himself go.

His forgotten adaptation of The Twits.

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2270 on: April 16, 2018, 05:07:57 PM »
New album by A Perfect Circle, brilliantly titled Eat the Elephant


That album looks like it would be sad piano and excerts for his gap year diary, intercut with feild recordings of birdsong

purlieu

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2271 on: April 16, 2018, 06:53:34 PM »

Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2272 on: April 16, 2018, 09:27:18 PM »

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2273 on: April 16, 2018, 10:30:46 PM »
Is there a catergory for laziest covers?



Trying to work out what he’s doing with his hands. Is he feeling a little horse with his left one?

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2274 on: April 16, 2018, 10:34:08 PM »
a) He's doing the Laura Palmer hand movement from the red room
b) Imitating Bowie. It's the latter. He jizzed his guitar all over "Heroes" after all.

Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2275 on: April 17, 2018, 03:14:01 AM »
Trying to work out what he’s doing with his hands. Is he feeling a little horse with his left one?
Telling an imaginary man he has testicular cancel while patting his crying son on the head.

Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2276 on: April 17, 2018, 08:52:00 AM »
"Give us a fiver and I'll do some air scratching"

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2277 on: April 24, 2018, 01:04:45 PM »

purlieu

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2278 on: April 24, 2018, 03:35:45 PM »
Fucking hell, I thought that was some bootleg at first. I wonder if it'll sound different enough to warrant changing their otherwise fairly consistent aesthetic.

edit: no, the single sounds like a fucking shit b-side

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Re: Terrible album covers
« Reply #2279 on: April 24, 2018, 07:11:46 PM »
do the coral still sound like a hollies coverband wrapped in damp cardboard?