Embarrassing self-inflicted accidental injuries

[wasp_f15ting]

Your pic reminds me of one of my fave paintings. I admire your pose, don't let these heathens' words have effect.

[Cerys]

Ta muchly - I thought it might be that one by Dali, but I was just being shit at remembering the painting I was thinking of.

[Ambient Sheep]

I'd just like to point out that I'm sitting down in that photo.  My arse isn't really that huge.  I hope.

I do.

[Frinky]

You're taken, though. Settle down.

[Purple Tentacle]

I suspect I'll regret this....

...especially once Purple Tentacle gets to see it.  Poor inflamed lad.

I'm sorry, your previous picture made me go blind, and I've got no idea what you're talking about.

What picture where now?


Oh, and before you point it out, I've installed one of those read-the-words-out things on my computer, which sadly doesn't work with backs.

[Ambient Sheep]

You're taken, though. Settle down.

Oh I'm quite well settled thank you.  Unlike some of these poor youths...we've got Rats burning his porn collection in the other thread as I type...

[Frinky]

...we've got Rats

Best get that sorted, before they settle in too...

[Frinky]

...we've got Rats

Well I don't care, I'm still not paying the Ransom...

[Frinky]

...we've got Rats

Is that what they call it these days?

[Rats]

How dare you, I don't have a porn "collection". I've a binder full of the "bak 2 skool" underwear sections from kays catalogue 1985 - 2004 and that's it.

[Dr. Gizmonic]

How dare you, I don't have a porn "collection". I've a binder full of the "bak 2 skool" underwear sections from kays catalogue 1985 - 2004 and that's it.

I'm model 3 on page 17 of the 1993 Edition.

[Rats]

Rose petal or baby blue briefs? Blimey, either way, you've seen me through some hard times young man.

[Ambient Sheep]

To be serious for a moment, what are you planning to use the photo for, Cerys?  Is it going to be montaged into some dizzying photoshop creation, or is it for a more "arty" type project?

[Funky Gibbon]

Sorry. It had to be done.



Anyone know which artist it is that i'm ripping off here? It's in the back of my brain but I have imbibed too much of friend ethanol to remember whom.

[Dr. Gizmonic]

This is exactly the kind of conversation Dr. Winder says I should avoid *Idly chews on thumb*

And Cerys, I would love the opportunity to pain the Scream on your back some day. Please allow me this honour.

Please.

[Rats]

Those strings lead straight to fifth bass ha ha. American teenage sodomizing musician jokes are always the best.

[Cerys]

To be serious for a moment, what are you planning to use the photo for, Cerys?  Is it going to be montaged into some dizzying photoshop creation, or is it for a more "arty" type project?

Photoshoppery - I've been invited to submit to a wallpaper site, and this is due to be number three.

Edit at about 5.40am to add this, which is a snippet of what I've got so far (there's a lot of work still to do on this bit, though) -

I would love the opportunity to pain the Scream on your back some day. Please allow me this honour.

Please.

I'll think about it.

Anyone know which artist it is that i'm ripping off here? It's in the back of my brain but I have imbibed too much of friend ethanol to remember whom.

Man Ray -

[Funky Gibbon]

Man Ray -

Sounds about right. Mine's better.  ;)

[Cerys]

I agree.  Not because I think I've got a better figure, or anything.  Although I have.  Maybe.  From the back, anyway.

[blue jammer]

I suspect I'll regret this....

[yes, I think you might]

(sorry to lower the tone of this thread!)

[Cerys]

After close inspection, I can reveal that it is, in fact, a zit.  Damn my decision not to airbrush.

[blue jammer]

I don't think people should airbrush anything out, leave it all in I say, zits, warts, bits of coal, bits of poo*, the lot!

Ok, well maybe not that. :|

[Cerys]

Even when it looks like this?



I just took this photo - it's been about eleven or twelve hours since carpetage.  It just goes to show that you can take exfoliation too far....  I suspect I'm going to be looking like this for most of the week.  Bah.  Although I've got a couple of brilliant bruises on my legs, which I'll be watching change colour with glee.  I love bruises.  I'm just not too keen on actually sustaining them: it tends to be inconvenient and/or embarrassing.

I'm trying to steer this thread away from my arse and back on topic.  Can you tell...?

[weekender]

Does anyone remember Krang's self-inflicted injury story?  That was great.

He'd been playing on his Playstation cross-legged for hours apparently, and when he went to get up his legs didn't work and he smashed face first into the arm of his sofa.

Always makes me grin, thinking of that.

[Cerys]

That's either because you're a nasty man, or else because you wryly think, 'there but for the grace of co-ordination go I'.

I wonder which it is....

[weekender]

It could, of course, be both.

[Cerys]

I suspected this might be the case....

[Rats]

He's a nasty man, the nastiest man in all of the land. I remember that story. It was wierder than that though. He was sat there frozen to the spot and nothing would move for ages before he got up.

[Cerys]

Youch!  That's kind of what happened to me, although I prefer to see it as deliberately not moving for a while cos I didn't want to flash my tits at the visitors....

(Edit to add that I've edited to add a snippet of my work-in-progress on page two.  I'm now tempted to go back and edit that post to say 'edit to add that I've edited a post on page three to add that I've edited this post', but I suspect that'd just be silly....)

[Rats]

That's really good that is. I'm glad I had a wank over the other one though, that would have put me off.