WIMBLEMONG 2011

[alan nagsworth]

Wimbledon's only half a month away! Who's in?! I'm in! Are you in? COME ON TIM.

Unhide the subforum! Batten down the arse flaps! Splice the main face! Swab the dicks!

Seriously though who's gonna get in on the ground floor of this thing? There have been some great contributions from new members in here of late, and it's high time we kicked this shitstorm up TOURNAMENT STYLEE!

I don't know what I'm talking about.

I'm in!

[small_world]

I'd like to be in. I'm on holiday from Monday for 10 days, incase anything is organised in that time.
Although if it's anything like that Jalopy disgrace, I'll be going on a massive rape of all the cunts who vote for other cunts what are worse than me.

[Big Jack McBastard]

I crave my annual punishment, I'm in.

[Mythical Wet Patch]

Count me in. I was just getting the hang of it last time round.

[gmoney]

I'm in. I've got no better at monging though.

[alan nagsworth]

Something we need to consider this year is image sizes! Are we sticking to the classic dimensions of 600x400? Are we knocking it up a notch to 600x800?! Somewhere in between? BIGGER?! Discuss!

[Queneau]

I'm rubbish at Photoshop (so rubbish that I don't even own it, I use something else altogether) but could possibly enter. Are people judged by their monging skills? Take a look at my past work to see how much of a hack I am.

[rudi]

Yes they are, but it's more about the quality of the idea than just the pic itself (although some on here combine the two with wicked style). Enter, it's my favourite thread every year.

Neeeeeeeilio! Could you open the subforum so people can see previous threads pretty please?

Who are we lacking that def need to enter? Ziggy, Cerys, Cardinal Titstorm and so on; get PMing, nags, it's onnnnnnnn!

[Kishi the Bad Lampshade]

Are you the head co-ordinator this year then alan? *offers crown*

Also: PLAYTIME.

[Cerys]

Not this year, I'm afraid.  Far too ill :(

[rudi]

ed: that was supposed to be a PM!

[baptist]

I'll have a go.

Even though I'm using Potatoshop 7 and a laptop, with fingers like pigs' tits.

[Kishi the Bad Lampshade]

Not this year, I'm afraid.  Far too ill :(

Bah. It won't be the same without you. We'll need another actually competent female competitor to show our gender's monging chops. Not that I'm drawing this tournament along gender lines of course; I am a 'whore first and a woman second.[nb]Actually I think under UK law if you become a member of this forum your birth certificate is changed to officially designate your sex as male, just a male with female reproductive organs. Whether or not you're also registered as beardy I'm not sure[/nb]

[Small Man Big Horse]

I'm in.

[Cerys]

Bah. It won't be the same without you. We'll need another actually competent female competitor to show our gender's monging chops.

Sorry.

Not that I'm drawing this tournament along gender lines of course; I am a 'whore first and a woman second.[nb]Actually I think under UK law if you become a member of this forum your birth certificate is changed to officially designate your sex as male, just a male with female reproductive organs. Whether or not you're also registered as beardy I'm not sure[/nb]

Kinky!

[alan nagsworth]

Are you the head co-ordinator this year then alan? *offers crown*

Also: PLAYTIME.

To be honest I'm hardly on here at the best of times these days, and although I am extremely keen to participate, I don't think I can invest enough time to oversee the whole thing as well. Sorry! Is there anyone else who wants to take the reins?

[glitch]

Haven't done this in a long while, so count me in. I'll even be well behaved this time, promise!

[Miles]

Yes, I'll play, yes, I will yes.

[alan nagsworth]

Okay, so entrants so far:

DEFINITELY:
alan nagsworth
Big Jack McBastard
Mythical Wet Patch
gmoney
Kishi The Bad Lampshade
baptist
Small Man Big Horse
glitch
Miles

MAYBE:
small_world
Queneau

That's 9 confirmed so far, which is just over a quarter of the regular number of entrants (32), so I guess we'll just wait and let the rest shuffle in. I've got in touch with a few people on here via PM, but if anyone knows of any specific faces they'd like to see entering, badger them until you're blue in the face.

Already some decent talent on the list, so I'm looking forward to it a lot this year.

Also, if anyone wants to step in and oversee the whole thing... please do. If no one else opts in I guess I could give it a shot, maybe... :-/

[Repentia]

Is this like the jalopoly thing? Pissing about with images, yeah?

If so, signing up.

[Big Jack McBastard]

I wouldn't be adverse to bigger images this year, or maybe set a range of allowable image sizes which the server of each match gets to pick and choose from, whatever that size is would be the set one for the game.

Or perhaps changing the picture size for each round could work that way they're all on an equal footing.

[no_offenc]

Fine, fuck you nagsworth, you've cajoled me into SIGNING THE FUCK UP.

(hello)

[Old Thrashbarg]

I want to enter again, but I'll probably be out of action for a fair chunk of July. Which list do I join?

[DocDaneeka]

Im in like Flynn from Tron Legacy.

[Viero_Berlotti]

Go on then, count me in. I've got a 4 month old daughter now though, so finding the time might be a issue for me. I'll just post something crap and last minute if I don't have the time though.

[Lyndon]

I owe it to CaB and G.O.D to play. Time might be an issue, especially weekends, as I'm running a pub for a few weeks, but I'll meet deadlines or forfeit. Should be able to find enough time though.

[actwithoutwords]

I'm inn.

[Vitalstatistix]

I'm in, but don't get mad if I have to flop it I'm currently running a pu- I mean, I'm shit.

[Koant]

I'm in.

[micanio]

After last year, when I had to withdraw from the competition, I feel morally obliged to enter this years one.

I'm in.