Author Topic: Earth Shattering Local News  (Read 52088 times)

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2011, 04:52:26 PM »
Someone tagged another thread with something about Northampton Starbucks. I told myself there was no such thing so I Googled it and the second hit is this:

http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/local/coffee_lovers_joy_at_starbucks_plan_1_2284568

Quote from: 'Coffee lover Annalee Bougourd, who works in Northampton town centre'
I’m really pleased that we’ll finally have a Starbucks in Northampton.

“I’m a big fan of their drinks and I think it’s just the sort of place that Northampton needs.

“It’s a shame it’s not in the town centre, but maybe this will just be the beginning.

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2011, 06:57:07 PM »
I love the way that drive-thru is put in quotation marks throughout the article, as though it was the most outlandish new-fangled idea in the world. "I don't see these here 'drive-thru's catchin' on, do you?"

I managed to move out of Wandsworth just as Starbucks moved in. I think I'm pretty safe from the buggers in Catford.

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2011, 11:53:48 PM »
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/districts/poole/9102815.Transsexual__humiliated__in_Poole_stadium_toilet_row/?ref=mr

Worth it for the picture, mainly.  Johnny Vegas' slightly less attractive sisterbrother.

Oh my! Do the effects of the operation wear off after 20 years or something? Did she not take her hormones? To be fair to the stewards I would have thought it was a bloke with long hair going into the women's toilets.

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2011, 12:30:06 AM »

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2011, 12:55:42 AM »


Slow-mo 'Nooooooo!!!!' as a tin can falls into the plastics bin.

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #36 on: July 06, 2011, 06:50:00 PM »
A true classic

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2011/07/05/drama-as-rachel-4-gets-her-head-stuck-in-gate/
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Four-year-old Rachel Warren tried to copy her pet dog by popping her head through the front gate – and became stuck fast.

And after frantically trying to pull her daughter free outside the family home on Fisher Street, Brierley Hill, her mother Carlene was forced to call in the fire brigade who raced to the scene to rescue the youngster.

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #37 on: July 06, 2011, 07:01:41 PM »
I love how the headline insists that there was "drama".

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« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2011, 07:44:14 PM »
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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2011, 04:17:20 PM »
Man parks in gap between sections of double-yellow lines SHOCK HORROR!!

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2011/07/06/motorist-spots-gap-in-markings/
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Speaking to the Express & Star, the motorist, who would not be named, said he had only used the gap for parking as he was late for work. “There are no lines here so I think I’m well within my rights to park here and I don’t think I’m blocking any of the buses,”

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2011, 11:48:46 PM »
He is, however, parked opposite hatched markings, which I *think* may be illegal.  (Would be if double white line, or if solid-edged hatchings, I think.  And no, I can't be arsed to look it up, you must be confusing me with the Ambient Sheep who was here a few years back.)

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2011, 12:31:18 AM »
Humm.. not sure if it is illegal from the central divider.

And you can see here that, either way, nobody gave a shit before the double-yellows.
I hate driving round Stourbridge, irritating roads and drivers, luckily I hardly ever have to.

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #42 on: July 12, 2011, 12:39:21 AM »
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Main reason this got me is because this exact thing happened to me once, but I foolishly thought it was too mundane to make me a news sensation.

Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2011, 11:06:46 AM »
http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/crime/lesbian_couple_cautioned_after_being_caught_having_open_air_afternoon_sex_in_the_racecourse_1_2857877

“When the police officers arrived, one of the girls cried her eyes out and the other just laughed.”


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« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2011, 01:19:56 PM »


Sorry.

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« Reply #45 on: July 13, 2011, 02:02:48 PM »
haha

Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #46 on: March 13, 2012, 12:55:53 PM »
The Louth Leader Newspaper has decided to post little videos of it's news stories. Unfortunately, this one about the future of Louth market just seems to comprise of some footage of some stalls, someone saying that they need a wee, a bloke saying 'Oi, Oim limpin' 'ere, ant you noticed?' and a woman recommending he have his leg amputated.

http://www.louthleader.co.uk/news/local/video-louth-market-future-to-be-looked-at-1-3523334

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« Reply #47 on: March 13, 2012, 01:17:58 PM »
They could have a story/soap running in the background of their vids. Each day one video has a continuation of the story.

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« Reply #48 on: March 13, 2012, 01:30:57 PM »


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Named after the lover of Helen of Troy in Greek mythology , the 15-month-old, has a heroic zest for life, says owner Lesley Crawley, from Great Heck.

http://www.selbytimes.co.uk/lifestyle/columnists/creature-feature/no-shaggy-dog-story-for-paris-the-pooch-from-great-heck-1-4336905

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2012, 02:14:27 PM »
Personal ads of the local paper  - would love to know the back story to this one...
 
https://api.plixi.com/api/tpapi.svc/imagefromurl?size=medium&url=http%3A%2F%2Flockerz.com%2Fs%2F188528553

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« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2012, 02:37:23 PM »

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2012, 03:00:27 PM »
Personal ads of the local paper  - would love to know the back story to this one...

I like to think he did the cock-in-the-popcorn trick.
Surprised it didn't work out for him though.

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« Reply #52 on: March 13, 2012, 03:10:33 PM »
^the Alan Partridge of dogs

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« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2012, 03:12:07 PM »
edit: I am a twat

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2012, 03:21:12 PM »
This is jolly - not so much for the story itself, which is a bit "meh", to be honest, but for the inevitable comments following it.

Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2012, 04:07:11 PM »
Here's one that's being hammered home on the local radio station at work at the moment. They made off with a "two-figure sum". I think referring to such a small-time looting in those ambiguous terms gives their heist too much credit, it should say something like 'the dicks made off with XX quid or approximately X quid each".


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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2012, 05:46:18 PM »
This doesn't really fit the topic subject, but I can't find anywhere else to put it:

"Courtney Love says Kurt Cobain was raped by The Muppets"
http://www.avclub.com/articles/courtney-love-says-kurt-cobain-was-raped-by-the-mu,70819/

Predictably the actual story is rather mundane, but hey, as headline's go it's fairly unusual.

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #57 on: March 14, 2012, 12:00:13 AM »
Fixed your link:
http://lockerz.com/s/188528553

Wonder how long ago

Thanks, I hadn't realised it was broken - it worked (and still does) for me. :)

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Re: Earth Shattering Local News
« Reply #58 on: March 14, 2012, 12:18:24 AM »
Thanks, I hadn't realised it was broken - it worked (and still does) for me. :)

Just offered up some random bin file to me until I stripped the redirect URL.

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