Drug user repeatedly smacked his penis off shop counter before laughing as he left the storeJoanne Hesse, prosecuting, said that on January 20, last year, Mohan had gone into the Lifestyle Express store in Hartlepool at 9am and approached the shop owner. "He exposed his genitals and started playing with himself", she said. He then placed his penis on the counter and banged it against it several times. He then laughed and left the store.https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/drug-user-repeatedly-smacked-penis-15683836
A man was driving along Court St., when the front end of his car suddenly collasped through the road, Toronto police said....The sinkhole is roughly 10 inches long, 6 inches wide and 4 inches deep...
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Sinkhole near Church and King partially swallows carhttps://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2019/02/04/sinkhole-near-church-and-king-partially-swallows-car.htmlA man was driving along Court St., when the front end of his car suddenly collasped through the road, Toronto police said....The sinkhole is roughly 10 inches long, 6 inches wide and 4 inches deep...
Sadly, the police issued a correction - they meant feet, not inches.