Wimblemong 2011 Quarter Finals: DocDaneeka vs. gmoney

[DocDaneeka]

Ung!

[gmoney]

I will get my shot in tomorrow morning (working nights) hope that suits.

[DocDaneeka]

Yup, whenever is fine.

[gmoney]

I really hate to do this, but I've got to drop out :(

[alan nagsworth]

:'(

[DocDaneeka]

Boo! Weemoney more like!

Anyway who is the nearest runner up that can reply reasonably quickly?

[Famous Mortimer]

I really hate to do this, but I've got to drop out :(

ARGH

Three people lost with 7 votes in round two. If any of them would like to step forward?

[ziggy starbucks]

I think I got 7. I could have a shot up tonight/tomorrow

[Famous Mortimer]

Yes please ziggy, thanks for stepping in!

[ziggy starbucks]

[DocDaneeka]

Nice. I'll try and come up with something reasonably quickly, at the very least I'll get it done before the 72 hours is over.

[DocDaneeka]

[BlodwynPig]

These sound odd:

Struwwelpeter describes a boy who does not groom himself properly and is consequently unpopular.
In "Die Geschichte vom bösen Friederich" (The Story of Bad Frederick), a violent boy terrorizes animals and people. Eventually he is bitten by a dog, who goes on to eat the boy's sausages while he is bedridden.
In "Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug" (The Very Sad Story of the Matches), a girl plays with matches and burns to death.
In "Die Geschichte von den schwarzen Buben" (The Story of the Black Boys), Nikolas (that is, Saint Nicholas[3]) catches three boys teasing a dark-skinned boy. To teach them a lesson, he dips the three boys in black ink, to make them even darker-skinned than the boy they'd teased.
"Die Geschichte von dem wilden Jäger" (The Story of the Wild Huntsman) is the only story not primarily focused on children. In it, a hare steals a hunter's musket and eyeglasses and begins to hunt the hunter. In the ensuing chaos the hare's child is burned by hot coffee.
In "Die Geschichte vom Daumenlutscher" (The Story of the Thumb-Sucker), a mother warns her son not to suck his thumbs. However, when she goes out of the house he resumes his thumb sucking, until a roving tailor appears and cuts off his thumbs with giant scissors.
"Die Geschichte vom Suppen-Kaspar" (The Story of the Soup-Kaspar) begins as Kaspar, a healthy, strong boy, proclaims that he will no longer eat his soup. Over the next five days he wastes away and dies.
In "Die Geschichte vom Zappel-Philipp" (The Story of the Fidgety Philip), a boy who won't sit still at dinner accidentally knocks all of the food onto the floor, to his parents' great displeasure.
"Die Geschichte von Hans Guck-in-die-Luft" (The Story of Johnny Head-in-Air) concerns a boy who habitually fails to watch where he's walking. One day he walks into a river; he is soon rescued, but his portfolio drifts away.
In "Die Geschichte vom fliegenden Robert" (The Story of the Flying Robert), a boy goes outside during a storm. The wind catches his umbrella and sends him to places unknown, and presumably to his doom.

[DocDaneeka]

Yeah I thought I would mention his name in case not all people's childhoods were scarred horrifically by this piece of classic literature.

[rudi]

Mine wasn't.... til now..........

[ziggy starbucks]

VOTE!

[BlodwynPig]

Doc of the woods

[dredd]

I think Struwwelpeter could take Robo-Hitler in a fight. I vote DocDaneeka.

[baptist]

Doc

[alcoholic messiah]

ziggy starbucks!

[rudi]

Ziggly

[Cerys]

Doc

[Small Man Big Horse]

Amazing stuff from both of you, but Ziggy gets my big hard vote right in his mouth for about an hour or so.

[actwithoutwords]

Ooh, that is bloody difficult, but I think the Doc nicked it.

[Viero_Berlotti]

Doc

[Mr_Simnock]

Doc

[Big Jack McBastard]

The Zigster what a blindin' pair of returns guvnah!

[gmoney]

Doc



_{And again, sorry for dropping out}

[AsparagusTrevor]

Dawk

[alan nagsworth]

ziggy