What do you *really* look like?

[Cerys]

All these people pixellating their faces or splooging custard over their fish-wielding fizzogs.  It's pathetic.  This is me.  In bed.

[ThickAndCreamy]

Here's me with my best mate Darius on the right, soon off to the pub for a nice meal. When we got back we played spin the bottle in our pants and socks with a few cans of Fosters. Great night. His trouble and strife took the picture, she was a right moody cow and scowled at me when I asked for a bacon buttie in the morning. I'll be right glad not to see her again, next time we're coming round mine.

[Steve Lampkins]

This is me.

Blimey, didn't you shave your head?

[buttgammon]

Look at me! I've been abroad and everything!

[Cerys]

Woohoo!

Blimey, didn't you shave your head?

Yes, about eighteen months ago.

[Goldentony]

[Melodichaze]

Looking good Goldentony!  :-*

[BlodwynPig]

I've made it easier to find me

[Little Hoover]

I'm just to the right of Neil.

[Glebe]

This is me, sorry, it's not a great photo. I've been told I look like Johnny Depp - *pshaw!* - only much better looking.

[mook]

thread needs more 7lb 11oz trout holding.

[petula dusty]

All these people pixellating their faces or splooging custard over their fish-wielding fizzogs.  It's pathetic.  This is me.  In bed.

Hair! Beautiful, lustrous hair! V nice.

[CaledonianGonzo]

[BlodwynPig]

Pictures of people holding trout that resemble you, please

[petula dusty]

[I accept the terms of the]

All the better for being a BMP.

Edit: You changed it you shit!

[Jamie Oliver is fat]

Look at me! I've been abroad and everything!

You have pathetic upper body strength.

[mook]

Pictures of people holding trout that resemble you, please

fuck you. that's a fat man holding a skinny fish. it's the opposite of what this thread is about you shitheel.

[mook]

is that a bloke?

[petula dusty]

All the better for being a BMP.

Edit: You changed it you shit!

It showed up in the preview! Anyway, I changed it to an actual one of me.

[buttgammon]

You have pathetic upper body strength.

Tell me about it!

There's some kind of weird smell in gyms that puts me right off.

[biggytitbo]

Tell me about it!

There's some kind of weird smell in gyms that puts me right off.

Sorry to see you have no arm too :(

[Gradual Decline]

There's some kind of weird smell in gyms that puts me right off.

Mmm, yes. I prefer the weakling-chic version.

[buttgammon]

Yeah, it must've fallen in the river or something. Funny how I didn't notice until I looked at the pictures.

[BlodwynPig]

Yeah, it must've fallen in the river or something. Funny how I didn't notice until I looked at the pictures.

What's the matter, Trout's got your arm?

[CaledonianGonzo]

That resemblance to the young Marc Riley is stubbornly refusing to shift, I see.

[biggytitbo]

That resemblance to the young Marc Riley is stubbornly refusing to shift, I see.

More like a young Ralph Fiennes I'd say. If he grew a gut he'd make an awesome Nazi bastard.

[Jamie Oliver is fat]

Yeah, it must've fallen in the river or something. Funny how I didn't notice until I looked at the pictures.

Maybe you have a degenerative muscle disorder or something?

Have you seen a photo of your arm since that photo?

[Jamie Oliver is fat]

There you go me old mate

[CaledonianGonzo]

Getting closer to the Hapless Boy Lard years, there.