What do you *really* look like?

[Fry]

Oh my god we're almost 105 this is just scruffy.

Just a really scruffy board this is turning into. So scruffy.

Please next picture poster, make a new thread!

[Don_Preston]

You know what? Bollocks, I'm going to try this again.  Me looking happy on a lake (no ice, no rocks to throw at it).

You haven't changed much since it was your avatar a month ago.

[Birdie]

This is true Don but I thought I'd leave it here for posterity and it also looked odd having deleted it earlier in the thread.   Still waiting for that pic of you:) or is that :( ?

Re Hazel eyes- my youngest has mainly blue eyes but then  brown around the pupil itself like some freaky dart board. She describes them as 'blue/hazel'.

[Ambient Sheep]

Can anyone tell me what colour my eyes are, cos I sure as hell don't know.

Definitely green, in that photo.  And I've always thought of you as having green eyes.

In my experience, some people can have eyes that are grey one minute and blue the next, or grey one minute and green the next (or very rarely, green one minute and blue the next), depending on lighting, angle, and even their mood.  And yeah, chuck green/hazel in as well as a possibility.

But in that photo I'd say they're definitely green, no hazel in there... if anything you look like you'd have tendencies to grey rather than hazel but I guess not given what your Mum said.


I once knew a kid with orange eyes.  Yup, really, orange, like certain varieties of ginger cat.

[Ambient Sheep]

Absolutely love the warning sign - it's little touches like that that help make your stuff so brilliant. :-)

[Birdie]

In my experience, some people can have eyes that are grey one minute and blue the next, or grey one minute and green the next (or very rarely, green one minute and blue the next), depending on lighting, angle, and even their mood.  And yeah, chuck green/hazel in as well as a possibility.

As New Order noted.

[Ambient Sheep]

As New Order noted.

Oh GOD, yes... that song brings back some wonderfully painful memories for me...

Thanks for the reminder (no sarcasm intended), should have thought of that myself! :-)

[Black Ship]

This is what I look like without makeup on. Taken at Primrose Hill earlier today.

[Ambient Sheep]

Nice photo. :-)

[Borboski]

So sad about this.



LOOK at it.  It's getting bigger.  Fucks sake.

[mook]

is that caused by prolonged bouts of resting your elbow on a desk as you paint those little dolls?

[Borboski]

They're not dolls they are miniatures.

[Beagle 2]

So sad about this.



LOOK at it.  It's getting bigger.  Fucks sake.

Shit mate, not 'Stipe's Elbow'. Another week or two and you'll have entered the mincing about in a green T-Shirt with a star on it phase.

[Fry]

Bald head and glasses are easy to do lookalikes for. I feel so cheap.

[doppelkorn]

Do you do Warhammer Borborski?

[mook]

if warhammer is her profile name on okcupid. then it's more than likely he has.

[doppelkorn]

Unabashed

[Borboski]

Do you do Warhammer Borborski?

Nope.  Warmachine.  Because I'm a cool guy.

[mook]

how did you bugger up your elbow?

or is it one those grafting experiments, like when that lunatic grew a human ear on a mouse's back? only this time, a old man's bollock on an elbow.

[doppelkorn]

Nope.  Warmachine.  Because I'm a cool guy.

The overall gameplay is supposed to encourage aggression rather than defensive tactics, such as sitting behind fortifications. This is referred to amongst players and the game's developers as the 'Page 5' code of ethics: "Play Like You've Got A Pair".

I should have known. ALPHA AS FUCK MATE.

[Fry]

EDIT: APPARENTLY THESE PICTURES AREN'T ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE!?

[Borboski]

how did you bugger up your elbow?

or is it one those grafting experiments, like when that lunatic grew a human ear on a mouse's back? only this time, a old man's bollock on an elbow.

It's just flipping APPEARED this last week.  Honestly, I hate it, I'm getting really depressed whenever I remember it's there....

[Kane Jones]

It's just flipping APPEARED this last week.  Honestly, I hate it, I'm getting really depressed whenever I remember it's there....

It looks like Olecranon Bursitis. Sometimes know as Student's Elbow or Popeye's Elbow.  Ahgugugug!

[mook]

It's just flipping APPEARED this last week.  Honestly, I hate it, I'm getting really depressed whenever I remember it's there....

have you tried lancing it? if anything grows on your body that you don't like the look of, heat up a sharp thing 'til it goes red, then have at the growth with abandon.

[Borboski]

Mook are you a nurse? Are you sure?  I don't want to damage it.

If you promise me you a medical professional I will definitely lance it.  I've got some guitar string, I'll just hold that over the job till it warms up.

[mook]

i'm not a nurse, but one of them did put her finger up my bum for fun. so i'm sure that counts.

[Kane Jones]

Mook are you a nurse? Are you sure?  I don't want to damage it.

If you promise me you a medical professional I will definitely lance it.  I've got some guitar string, I'll just hold that over the job till it warms up.

Ahem - just four posts up.

It looks like Olecranon Bursitis. Sometimes know as Student's Elbow

It goes away on its own, apparently.

[mook]

tell him to lance it kane. TELL HIM TO LANCE IT WITH A HOT SHARP THING.

[Fry]

Alright you shits wrap this nonsense up I'm making a new thread for pictures. 105 pages is just unforgivable.

[Kane Jones]

JUST LANCE IT WITH A HOT SHARP THING BORBS, YA BIG FUCKING WHORE.