What do you *really* look like?

[Cleaners From Venus]

It's just flipping APPEARED this last week.  Honestly, I hate it, I'm getting really depressed whenever I remember it's there....

I had exactly the same thing last year. Went to the quacks who said give it a week or two and it'll just go. And it did. No lancing, no explosion - just woke up one morning and it was gone. The pus fairy didn't even leave 50p under my pillow.

[Fry]

He's only gone and done it!

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,41447.0.html

[mook]

PLEASE KEEP USING THIS THREAD. IT'LL DRIVE FRY BOSHAK.

ta...


love mook... xx

[Fry]

TEAM FRY! COME ON GUYS!

DON'T LET THIS SMELLY OLD DEGENERATE WIN.


Remember mocking mook? Remember how much fun we had doing that? Think, those glory days can bloom again.

Just click this link:

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,41447.0.html

[mook]

i'm bloody fragrant i am! THIS THREAD TO 200 PAGES OR MORE. it makes sense, and it'll make FRY WEEP A LITTLE.

thank you.

[graffic]

This looks like a screen cap from an intro to a Johnny Sins brazzers porn film.

[Don_Preston]

So sad about this.

"I swear I was THIS far in 'er!"

[graffic]

Heston Blumenthal crossed with George Michael

[mook]

"I swear I was THIS far in 'er!"

"and i'd have made it in as far as me armpit, if it wasn't for this pesky lump. big lass she were, loved james corden."

[Don_Preston]

JUST LANCE IT WITH A HOT SHARP THING BORBS, YA BIG FUCKING WHORE.

Then what should he do with that grotesque thing on the end of his arm...?

[Kane Jones]

Then what should he do with that grotesque thing on the end of his arm...?

That'll fuck off in a week or two if he stops playing with it.

[Birdie]

So sad about this.



LOOK at it.  It's getting bigger.  Fucks sake.

Borboski my love, maybe you should go to a doctor because although it might go away on its own but my husband had a similar problem and it did have to be drained to prevent septecemia.

[CaledonianGonzo]

But what about that grotesque thing on the end of his arm?

[Bored of Canada]

Yeah, but what do you *really* look like?

[Jamie Oliver is fat]

So sad about this.



LOOK at it.  It's getting bigger.  Fucks sake.

Your elbow's trying to escape from that fucking jumper

[Birdie]

[Neville Chamberlain]

Your elbow's trying to escape from that fucking jumper

I'm glad somebody's mentioned the jumper. That jumper was the elephant in the room.

[Tiny Poster]

I've only just clocked that it's a proper jumper. I genuinely thought it was a ladies' cardigan Borboski had donned to make someone off-camera laugh.

[Bored of Canada]

I could pull of that jumper. Borbs can't.

Though it's hard to pull anything off when you've got a huge diseased fleshchunk hanging off your elbow.

[Birdie]

I'd like more information about the jumper.  It looks like a hand knit; fisherman's rib and moss stitch; cotton blend maybe?

Not too keen on the Tarranting of the sleeves but maybe that's just for the photo.

[Borboski]

The jumper is pretty swell - I don't normally have the sleeve pulled up.  I've recieved serious compliments on it from the 3 ladies since Xmas.  Now, maybe they are just trying to keep my giant ego intact, but I think they meant it.  It's from Diesel, I'm not sure about some of Diesel's clothes, they seem to have crazy pricing, some stuff which is straight out of an 80s homophobes vision of what gay men wear, and some stuff with a load of plastic crap stuck on a la Primark.

Off to the doctors tomorrow, I asked if they could drain it when I got the appointment.  I wasn't registered, for some reason I had to wait 5 days before I could book, then another 5 days for an appointment, you can see why people clog up A&E really...

American Football last night, hit it on a helmet, and it's even bigger today...

[mook]

American Football last night, hit it on a helmet, and it's even bigger today...

well, you want to be more careful in the showers then don't you.

[jutl]

I asked if they could drain it

Borboski's pick up line revealed.

[Jim_MacLaine]

The jumper is pretty swell - I don't normally have the sleeve pulled up.  I've recieved serious compliments on it from the 3 ladies since Xmas. 

That's because it's a ladies jumper ya plum!

[Johnny Townmouse]

American Football last night, hit it on a helmet, and it's even bigger today...

Bump into small_world in the showers?

[Frazer]

What were you intending to do if you'd managed to catch the swan?

[Borboski]

Fuck it or eat it.

[ziggy starbucks]

[Neville Chamberlain]

Can you do something about the revolting jumper, too?

[ziggy starbucks]

grey is the best colour