What do you *really* look like?

[Birdie]

I wonder what most posters to this thread would consider most flattering- to be placed in TBC's top 10 or to be given the Ziggy treatment?

[Subtle Mocking]

I wonder what most posters to this thread would consider most flattering- to be placed in TBC's top 10 or to be given the Ziggy treatment?

Or both: To be in TBC's top 10 after the Ziggy special.

[canadagoose]

I've had the latter, and to be a burning toothless Shakespeare with a receding hairline... it's certainly something.

[Serge]

Of course, I've not been able to find a picture that even remotely backs this up, but you remind me of Mick Harvey in his younger years.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

Ta, I'll add the young Mick Harvey to my meagre list of celebrity doppelgangers. So far it includes:

A young Mick Harvey
A young Peter Gabriel
Nigel Planer (any age)
Richard Ashcroft (ditto)
Jimmy Carr (thanks, Mum)

[Retinend]

Yes, I didn't want to post before as I have a habit of coming across as pervy but fucking hell you're hot, Subtle Mocking!

That still comes across as a bit pervy but sod it, post anyway!

are you serious?

[Glebe]

A young Tim Brooke-Taylor.

[Johnny Yesno]

Ta, I'll add the young Mick Harvey to my meagre list of celebrity doppelgangers. So far it includes:

A young Mick Harvey
A young Peter Gabriel
Nigel Planer (any age)
Richard Ashcroft (ditto)
Jimmy Carr (thanks, Mum)

How about Miles Jupp?

[Small Man Big Horse]

Ta, I'll add the young Mick Harvey to my meagre list of celebrity doppelgangers. So far it includes:

A young Mick Harvey
A young Peter Gabriel
Nigel Planer (any age)
Richard Ashcroft (ditto)
Jimmy Carr (thanks, Mum)

I was thinking Reece Shearsmith. Might just be the angle / look of terror in your eyes though.

I also just found out that his real name is Reeson Wayne Shearsmith. Man his parents must be evil.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You don't look like any of the names mentioned.
Be proud of your ability to elude the inane.

[Subtle Mocking]

We could keep suggesting names until we get further and further away from anything resembling BOBB. Have you ever noticed how much he looks like...

...Art Malik?

[Neville Chamberlain]

[Cerys]

Sod it, not going to post this when I'm sober.

Beautiful.  SNG wants you to know that you have a distinct case of BJM going on.

[Kane Jones]

Big Jack McBastard?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Brian Jonestown Massacre?
British Journal of Medicine?
Boring John Major?

[Subtle Mocking]

Black Jason Manford?

[ziggy starbucks]

I'm going for "adorably quirky" in this photograph. I am an utter, utter wanker.

[ziggy starbucks]

I'm sorry but I have to do this

[Subtle Mocking]

Oooh, that's a nasty bit of sunburn there.

[biggytitbo]

I'm going for "adorably quirky" in this photograph. I am an utter, utter wanker.

Some superb creative accounting going on there Bal, I salute you.

Also you don't look like anyone obvious but I see a twinkle of a young Peter Glaze.

Has let himself go.

[Cerys]

As has Sheldon Cooper.

[Frazer]

I don't think he'll go down the Bobby Charlton route Ziggy. I foresee a more gentle recede (recession?), like an oil-slicked tide rolling away into the distance.

[Jack Shaftoe]

Subtle Mocking has my exact hair from 1997 - this isn't a criticism, I had great hair, very thick and with that wavy bit in exactly the same place. It's go to see it again and know it is going to far more interesting places than the short messy cut I have now, because I'm too old and grizzled to deserve such lustrous locks.

[Fry]

Subtle Mocking has some pretty great lips too.

[Utter Shit]

Enjoying an ice cream in Spain.

[Utter Shit]

Also Subtle Mocking is ludicrously good looking. Absolutely no need for it whatsoever. Like a prettier Fernando Torres, who is himself very pretty.

[Fry]

Ha, you look nothing like I imagined you, Mr. Shit!

Is that mint choc chip you're munching on? Good choice if it is. Best flavour full stop.

[Utter Shit]

Either that or pistachio, I forget which. Both world class flavours.

[Don_Preston]

Enjoying an ice cream in Spain.

[Utter Shit]

Everyone always says I look like I have fake tan when I'm out in the sun :( I'm actually the world's blackest Irishman, narrowly pipping Clinton Morrison to the prestigious award.