Author Topic: What do you *really* look like?  (Read 212782 times)

Don_Preston

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3180 on: March 20, 2014, 02:27:11 PM »

Shit, I were just doing my own!

Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3181 on: March 20, 2014, 02:46:47 PM »
Hey! Check out the excellent photoshops in this thread right here. This is a great thread!

grey is the best colour



thE onE truE threaD. . .

mook

  • what a bulb
Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3182 on: March 20, 2014, 02:55:46 PM »
hey lads, just seen this posted elsewhere and thought this was THE PERFECT place to show you.






it's very good, and i thought it deserved a larger, more discerning audience.

Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3183 on: March 20, 2014, 02:58:02 PM »


Look at the great one Frazer did! Let's give him positive karma to show how much we appreciate his work, and those that aid the one true thread!

Edit: we both literally made the same fucking joke. Christ.

Fry

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3184 on: March 20, 2014, 03:01:25 PM »
It feeling a bit stale in here?


Anyone?

Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3185 on: March 20, 2014, 03:03:01 PM »
Who am I fooling. Team Balding woo!

Fry

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3186 on: March 20, 2014, 03:06:35 PM »
You are literally fucking dead to me.

Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3187 on: March 20, 2014, 03:07:21 PM »
I think there's only one way to settle this. Mook and Fry have to create a shared email address, create a shared CaB account with that shared email, and create a new thread for photographs of ourselves.

Then, they need to post all the old photos posted in the very first post, then...a third party, Neil, must change their password, and Fry and mook get half of the password each.

No one can claim sole credit of the new thread, all of the old photos will be there, and it will be back to one page, thus curing it of it's staleness.

Fry

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3188 on: March 20, 2014, 03:08:36 PM »
I would rather die than share an account with mook.

Hello, hepatitis?!

Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3189 on: March 20, 2014, 03:12:52 PM »
I would rather die than share an account with mook.

Hello, hepatitis?!

I can no longer be a part of THIS. That was the only peaceful solution.

I beg of you both to see sense. This is just like the Cold War all over again, or the Dr Seuss book about people fighting over their toast having butter side up or down, which, in itself, was a metaphor for the Cold War.

There is only death ahead, gentleman.

I shan't be a part of it.

Fry

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3190 on: March 20, 2014, 03:16:31 PM »
Edit: No, I will not fight dirty.

mook

  • what a bulb
Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3191 on: March 20, 2014, 03:21:12 PM »
hello chaps, you probably haven't seen these pictures.


i found them posted elsewhere in some murky backwater of the internet.



really looks like that fry don't he?

kittens

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3192 on: March 20, 2014, 03:43:06 PM »
i'm exclusively giving this thread the kittens seal of approval

ziggy starbucks

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3193 on: March 23, 2014, 02:48:46 PM »
Everyone looks hot in moody black and white, right?





I took an experimental approach with this one

ziggy starbucks

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3194 on: March 23, 2014, 06:43:23 PM »
hello chaps, you probably haven't seen these pictures.

i found them posted elsewhere in some murky backwater of the internet.



really looks like that fry don't he?


Subtle Mocking

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3195 on: March 23, 2014, 06:45:43 PM »
Fry has really gorgeous lashes. Bloody hell.

Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3196 on: March 23, 2014, 06:50:33 PM »
Unwieldy fucking eyebrows, though.

Subtle Mocking

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3197 on: March 23, 2014, 06:51:31 PM »
Unwieldy fucking eyebrows, though.

Nice shape but could do with a trim.

imitationleather

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3198 on: April 12, 2014, 03:39:54 AM »
Had to submit a passport photo for a job application earlier.



Jesus. Had to type in "boogie on a reggae woman" for the CAPTCHA to get that approved, as well.

Still, I look less like a hostage than in my passport photo. Now here is a guy who fears everything:



BORN TO POST

Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3199 on: April 12, 2014, 06:59:27 AM »
with Kevin Lee Light (aka Hollywood Jesus)



My upper cranium is really going for it there.  Optical illusion.

Fry

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3200 on: April 12, 2014, 07:17:12 AM »
Which one are you?


Also wrong fucking thread guys come on it was doing so well I was beating mook!

biggytitbo

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3201 on: April 12, 2014, 07:46:15 AM »
Had to submit a passport photo for a job application earlier.



Jesus. Had to type in "boogie on a reggae woman" for the CAPTCHA to get that approved, as well.

Still, I look less like a hostage than in my passport photo. Now here is a guy who fears everything:



BORN TO POST


You're fucking gorge mate, but the combover isn't fooling me. I give it about 4 years, it's well on its way already.

Subtle Mocking

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3202 on: April 12, 2014, 11:04:38 AM »

mook

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3203 on: April 12, 2014, 11:08:39 AM »
that's pretty apt, seeing as imi is seeing a chink and he used to beat his ex-wife.*





















*most of that isn't true.

imitationleather

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3204 on: April 12, 2014, 12:38:22 PM »
Christ. I'd forgotten about that thread where I went on about how I refer to my cock as my ex-wife.

I've made myself look like I'm a lot balder than I am in order to win favour on here.

Bobby Treetops

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3205 on: April 12, 2014, 04:10:14 PM »

Nobody Soup

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3206 on: April 19, 2014, 10:46:52 PM »
this is not what I look like, it's just my back, it is my favourite photo with me in it though. (and massive)


boggenstrovia

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3207 on: April 20, 2014, 12:12:26 AM »

Don_Preston

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3208 on: May 07, 2014, 01:57:44 PM »
Any news photos, gang?

Van Dammage

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Re: What do you *really* look like?
« Reply #3209 on: May 07, 2014, 09:54:41 PM »


There's always someone with a camera around when you start to mess about.

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