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Secret Agent Thread

Started by 303, September 18, 2011, 02:44:43 PM

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303

Are you a secret agent?

I'am

Don't tell anyone though, post here if you too are a secret agent.


MissInformed

Ssssshhh Not. Supposed. To. Tell.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The true secret agent would do a false reveal on this thread, therefore allowing him or her to continue their clandestine snooping undetected, in some other area that no-one had even possibly suspected. Like a sandcastle.

biggytitbo

Quote from: 303 on September 18, 2011, 02:44:43 PM
Are you a secret agent?

I'am

Don't tell anyone though, post here if you too are a secret agent.




You look more like a flasher.

303

Quote from: biggytitbo on September 18, 2011, 02:54:06 PM

You look more like a flasher.

That's a part of my secret identity so no one knows I'm a secret agent.

If you were a secret agent you'd know this.

Saucer51


Shoulders?-Stomach!

I think I might have seen your penis at the 1981 Charity Shield.

303

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on September 18, 2011, 02:58:30 PM
I think I might have seen your penis at the 1981 Charity Shield.

I was only 7 years old then, perv.

biggytitbo

I know you are a genuine secret agent, what I can't understand is why you're always going undercover as a gay man in public lavatories?


Surely that mission must be over by now?

303

Well that's something of an ongoing mission, it's a little known fact that 90% of cottaging in fact consists of spies swapping clandestine information.

the midnight watch baboon


Blumf

I could tell you, but I'd have to tut at you very loudly.

biggytitbo

Quote from: 303 on September 18, 2011, 03:51:24 PM
Well that's something of an ongoing mission, it's a little known fact that 90% of cottaging in fact consists of spies swapping clandestine information.
You swap most of the 'information' through holes drilled between the walls of the cubicles don't you?

303

I see you are very knowlegable in these matters.

CaledonianGonzo

They say in Budapest that the ducks only swim in a clockwise fashion when the moon is full.

Cerys

But the breadcrumbs still float.

CaledonianGonzo

*lights Cerys' cigarillo*

But in St Petersburg the mallards would rather eat Skittles.

Cerys

I hear they prefer the green ones.

CaledonianGonzo

*Picks up briefcase, leaving an identical one in its place, and wanders off into the noise and flashing lights of the Prater*

Consignia

Going by this post, it seems like we had an ex-agent in our midst. They are watching us.

small_world


Kishi the Bad Lampshade

I am going to garotte you all with my super-secret spy dental floss. Or I would, but my dad says I'm not allowed to show anyone because you can only get it in America and you'll all get jealous.