Author Topic: (VOTE NOW IDNOTS) Round 1 - Rats vs Claudius Maximus (Read 5778 times)

Rats · « **on:** June 14, 2004, 04:15:08 PM »

*Canoe*

Oh dear, I can't see me lasting very long

mook · « **Reply #1 on:** June 14, 2004, 04:19:00 PM »

hehe..from now on whenever I see Cliff's old beard I'm going to think "uncontrollable labia"..Perhaps that's what turned him?

ClaudiusMaximus · « **Reply #2 on:** June 14, 2004, 09:00:21 PM »

Wait for it....

ClaudiusMaximus · « **Reply #3 on:** June 14, 2004, 09:01:06 PM »

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Rats · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2004, 02:04:22 AM »

JJJJH · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2004, 02:43:37 AM »

Looks like Rats has managed to wrest control of garish colour away from CM. That 'NEW' sign cracks me up. I'm especially fond of CM's return though. I guess it takes a good mong for me to see the beauty in sport.

ClaudiusMaximus · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2004, 05:16:07 PM »

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Rats · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2004, 12:34:54 AM »

gazzyk1ns · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2004, 01:33:22 AM »

FOOT FAULT!

Sorry, the line judges were shouting different things there, due to the controversial issues raised... replay the point. Rats to serve, l'oeuf all.

Rats · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2004, 03:32:49 AM »

*fwambo*

Rats · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2004, 04:53:46 AM »

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The Region Legion · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2004, 05:00:17 AM »

Why didn't that Carry On Up Your Vagina pic count?

ClaudiusMaximus · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2004, 05:58:52 PM »

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Rats · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2004, 06:02:58 PM »

Is that it then? Three shots each isn't it? What do I do? Do I have to do anything? Have I won?

ClaudiusMaximus · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2004, 06:21:58 PM »

I think that/s it. Three shots each, although you played 4, I'm not sure exactly what's going on there at all. Put a big "VOTE NOW" in the thread title, for it is up to the public of whores to decide the winner.

EDIT: Oh and we should shake hands or something, to show we are capable of functioning in a sportsmanlike way so that we gain the approval of people and stuff.

mr rou-rou · « **Reply #15 on:** June 16, 2004, 06:42:13 PM »

played lads.

rats 1 1 ½
cm ½ ½ 1

rats by a whisker because a bearded bomb dropping taxi nearly tipped the scales.

Timmay · « **Reply #16 on:** June 16, 2004, 06:54:02 PM »

I didn't think we were doing polls, due to their inherent anonymity? And is that how we're supposed to be scoring, with the halfs and wholes? Or is that just your illustration as to how you came to Rats as victor?

mr rou-rou · « **Reply #17 on:** June 16, 2004, 06:55:35 PM »

before you go crazy voting,

the polling option is open to abuse from multiple accounts because it's anonymous,

also, how long before the voting closes, what’s the deadline?

edit: that's just me Timotei, I do it like boxing rounds

hencole · « **Reply #18 on:** June 16, 2004, 07:00:38 PM »

How does the 1/2 and 1 thing work?

Purple Tentacle · « **Reply #19 on:** June 16, 2004, 07:17:47 PM »

RATS

I'm with Rou-Rou, although Claudius' last pic was possibly my favourite.

However, that's me vote.

Cerys · « **Reply #20 on:** June 16, 2004, 07:36:02 PM »

I voted for Claudius. I'd justify my choice if I knew jack-shit about why I made it. Bah.

Rats · « **Reply #21 on:** June 16, 2004, 08:05:11 PM »

I like his first one better than the car one.. It's Eurovision style voting, that's what it is Cery's, he lives nearer you and it'd be easier for him to come over and punch your fucking glasses off, you Judas.

Cerys · « **Reply #22 on:** June 16, 2004, 08:07:09 PM »

Or possibly I'm in denial about my feelings for you....

poison popcorn · « **Reply #23 on:** June 16, 2004, 08:33:47 PM »

rats, he had more sweary words.

that's a crap reason isn't it...

ClaudiusMaximus · « **Reply #24 on:** June 16, 2004, 08:36:25 PM »

Quote from: "mr rou-rou"

before you go crazy voting,

the polling option is open to abuse from multiple accounts because it's anonymous

17 have voted in the poll, and only 3 in the thread. This is a cause for concern, not least because I am winning the poll poll despite voting for myself only once.

imitationleather · « **Reply #25 on:** June 16, 2004, 08:40:08 PM »

I've voted in the poll and not in the thread because I feel like if I make my vote in here I'll have to add some sort of critique, and I'm not really in a Sister Wendy mood this evening.

Also, I want to make the most of the secret ballot! Ohh yes.

Rats · « **Reply #26 on:** June 16, 2004, 08:40:44 PM »

That better be a bloody joke, you're only winning because nobody likes you.

mayer · « **Reply #27 on:** June 16, 2004, 08:42:45 PM »

good game, i voted Rats, for the last shot (either one of them) as those two were my faves... especially the last last one which is fab.

Concerned But Powerless · « **Reply #28 on:** June 16, 2004, 09:05:06 PM »

I gave Rats a pity vote and was amazed to see he's winning.

Timmay · « **Reply #29 on:** June 16, 2004, 09:08:51 PM »

Quote from: "imitationleather"

I've voted in the poll and not in the thread because I feel like if I make my vote in here I'll have to add some sort of critique, and I'm not really in a Sister Wendy mood this evening.

Also, I want to make the most of the secret ballot! Ohh yes.

Your vote won't count then. Post your vote, in the thread, or I'll get my goat, and it'll kill you dead.

I vote Rats.

See, no critique required.

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Rat Salad of Maximus Potatous?

Author Topic: (VOTE NOW IDNOTS) Round 1 - Rats vs Claudius Maximus (Read 5778 times)