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Started by 23 Daves, January 20, 2012, 05:37:20 PM

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shiftwork2

I think I first read about Punternet here.  I remember there was a June from Guildford who was extremely popular with the fellas, despite being 70+.  Years later it looks like she's still in business.

QuoteDescription:   June is a Mature Lady, although she loves Sex she is quite reserved,she has a great pair of tits & a loverly hairy pussy.
Comments:   June opened the door dressed in black stockings,bra & panties, she led me straight upstairs to the bedroom, After a nice cuddle & a long play with those loverly tits, it was down to business as i took her panties down i asked her to show me what she had, her fingers were soon streatching those pussy lips wide open. After i had finished licking her pussy i turned her over & started on her arse (she loves her arse being played with)She sensed i was ready & lubed up on went the jacket & she guided my now throbing cock straight into her arse, it was so tight so i had to be a bit gentle. Having sampled half the delights on offer i then slipped out & into her pussy, again i was surprised at how tight she was,

...well she's got to keep her Werthers Originals somewhere *badum tish*

waynew

QuoteHaving sampled half the delights on offer i then slipped out & into her pussy, again i was surprised at how tight she was

That doesn't sound very hygienic.

Ronnie the Raincoat

Quote from: Mr Eggs on January 20, 2012, 07:04:44 PM

Thank's for that. I'm going for 'Cathy of Norwich', average price £22 (Look through the 'Field report statistics' )

I once spent an entire day reading all the, "Not recommended" "field reports".  It was enlightening.  I now know what NOT to do when I inevitably turn to prostitution.  Such as:

Quote from: LittleboyblueSlightly heavier than her photos, not a size 8 big boobs older than 22. No FK as described. NO CIM and no fingers. This was, according to the schedule, her first day since last week and had quite a heavy growth of stubble.

Quote from: zoo1000I suppose that the thing that pissed me off was the cum in mouth, she didn't take it all and could have made more of an effort.

If you advertise a service, it should be provided, if you don't want/like doing it, don't take the money for it.





Nobody Soup

I am feeling so good about not having had sex for 5 months right now.

Ronnie the Raincoat

QuoteThis girl has gone seriously downhill. She arrived high on crack or whatever shit she takes and proceeded to give an interesting show. More bizarre than sexy. shoved stained knickers in cunt then dragged them out, bannana up arse then peeled with mouth and offered to me ( didn't touch it ) fisted herself till she bled slightly and attempted that thai trick with a beer bottle. The girl is meant to hold the liquid inside then squirt into the bottle. she just drenched the bed and smashed the bottle when it fell from her pussy ( next time do this before fisting? ) then she ran out of steam and spent the rest of the time teling me she had three kids and was dying of cancer.

One of the bleakest things I have ever read.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Ronnie the Raincoat on January 20, 2012, 10:38:27 PM
One of the bleakest things I have ever read.

My cock has died. RIP. Now I can live life in the open fields, away from it all.

dr_christian_troy

Quote from: Ronnie the Raincoat on January 20, 2012, 10:38:27 PM
One of the bleakest things I have ever read.

That's the one that stood out for me. The 'next time do this before fisting?' observation... crikey.

CaledonianGonzo


waynew

Quote from: Ronnie the Raincoat on January 20, 2012, 10:38:27 PM
One of the bleakest things I have ever read.

This is the point at which it stops being funny and starts making you wish you hadn't started reading these. Awful.

Treguard of Dunshelm

QuoteAs mentioned in previous FRs, 3-storey grotty 60′s council flats in a rough-looking neighbourhood. I would not feel safe there at night nor would I be happy leaving an expensive motor parked there during the day.
No sympathy. If you can afford an expensive motor you can afford to get your whores from adultwork.com instead of punternet.[nb]hello women reading this i'm totally not a prostitute-using misogynist riddled with STIs[/nb]

George Oscar Bluth II

This thread, it's like CaB but far, far bleaker.

Treguard of Dunshelm

Quotenow I am not saying everybody has to be stunning looking but they should make an effort with what they have i. e. have a bath brush your teeth shave your legs (unless you advertise as hairy Mary) perhaps get down the gym once in a while and DO NOT belch like Barney Gumble all the way throughout the appointment

Kahlil Gibran said much the same.

Cohaagen

I've been to a sauna before (Scorpio Leisure in Edinburgh, if you want to look it up). It was awful. So bad in fact that I went back twice. At the time I was so sex-starved and desperate I was genuinely beginning to worry that I'd start making nocturnal jaunts with a bag of screwdrivers and a pair of Sutcliffe-style "rape pants".

There was only one girl left and she was gouching out in the lounge area near the entrance. I got a terrible "sixth sense" waft of sleaze and decay at this point and really wanted to leave, but I cynically convinced myself that it'd be good material for later in life (writing material, I mean). Also I'd paid a £15 cover and I'm a tight fucker who swills the brown sauce bottle out with vinegar so I wasn't going to be dissuaded. In the private room there was a pair of greasy handprints on the wall and a locker full of positively medieval sex toys. The act itself was practically necrophilia. This was strictly - and I hate to use the term - an "empty", and frankly it'd have been better for both of us if I'd stayed in and had a wank instead. The second time was far better, but still so empty and depressing an experience it was almost worse than being sexless in the first place. Going to these places is like being in a knife fight - no one wins, and you carry the scars forever. The last time I went round the girl from my first visit was out front and I got chatting to her. She was texting her dealer and I decided to chum her along which ended with me scoring for a couple of score bags of heroin. Utterly, utterly grim[nb]Not the smack though, which was delicious[/nb]. Don't ever do it, regardless of how pissed you are.

dr_christian_troy

Quote from: Treguard of Dunshelm on January 20, 2012, 10:51:07 PM
[nb]hello women reading this i'm totally not a prostitute-using misogynist riddled with STIs[/nb]

This on a t-shirt please.

Zero Gravitas


NoSleep


Sony Walkman Prophecies

This would be my rape outfit..




But yeah, ive often thought about seeing an escort, but ive always feared the exact situation Cohaagen has just described. I think if I was to ever go through with it, there'd have to be some complementary therapy involved to help heal the wounds. Otherwise maybe a cash-strapped psychiatric nurse could provide both services in one?


Ronnie the Raincoat

Quote from: Sony Walkman Prophecies on January 21, 2012, 12:39:26 AM
Otherwise maybe a cash-strapped psychiatric nurse could provide both services in one?



*raises hand*

Sony Walkman Prophecies


Shoulders?-Stomach!