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[Buelligan]

300
U. S. A.! U. S. A.! U. S... er... Sparta! Sparta!

Thor
Gay

Alexander
OMG! ALOrO BdBy WANZ 2 ROOL WRLD

[SavageHedgehog]

Sherlock Bones
He doesn't, but he is a dog.

[Crabwalk]

How to Train Your Dragon

Sounds like this is for dragon owners only, so I think I'll give it a miss.

[Blumf]

How to Train Your Dragon

You'd think popular culture would have moved on from mother-in-law jokes, but no

[Canted_Angle]

No Country For Old Men - guff.

[Buelligan]

Blood Diamond
Thanks to journalists and America even the shit that goes on in Africa is OK now.

[thecuriousorange]

Shame
Bad boy, dirty boy. In your bed!

[Crabwalk]

Melancholia

Earth destroyed by huge metaphor.

[Replies From View]

Titanic 2
Inspired sequel.

[Jemble Fred]

Is that funnel supposed to look like a sad red robot?

[Gulftastic]

Is that funnel supposed to look like a sad red robot?

Perhaps this time the story is told from the ship's point of view?

[Replies From View]

I imagine so.  Narrated by Johnny Morris I hope.

Here's him doing a wondrous reading of Toby and The Stout Gentleman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srHlVAm_IQ4

He'd be excellent doing the voice of a Titanic.

[danyulx]

Naked
Mancunian drives to London, chats to people, gets a kicking, hobbles off down the road.

Happy-Go-Lucky
Happy primary school teacher chats to people not as happy as her.

The Entire Filmography of Andrei Tarkovsky
Trees, ponds, rain and wind.

[Brundle-Fly]

Blue

[Icehaven]

A Dangerous Method
Spankish exposition.

[Blumf]

π
Grainy B&W == depth, no really! It worked for Lynch it must do for this!

[Replies From View]

Das Boot
Claustrophic atmosphere and voices babbling away in the acoustic environment of a submarine.  Very poor if you wind up with the shortened, dubbed-into-English version.

[WesterlyWinds]

Into the Wild

Young man discovers being alone is lonely.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

Das Boot
Claustrophic atmosphere and voices babbling away in the acoustic environment of a submarine.  Very poor if you wind up with the shortened, dubbed-into-English version.

Also fails to spend any significant time talking about footwear.