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[SavageHedgehog]

Clash of the Titans[nb]either[/nb]
Titans clash

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Being John Malkovich
A feature-length film version of what you can see in the trailer.

[Gavin M]

Casino

Goodfellas

With 30 minutes added padding.

[Gulftastic]

Basic Instinct 2
You still would, but no pussy shot this time around.

[Don_Preston]

The Godfather

Family romp. Incomprehensible old man entertains grandson with orange peel.

Threads

Urophilia porn

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Batman Returns
A film on VHS where all the parts featuring Catwoman appear to be worn out for some reason.

[Dead kate moss]

Taxi Driver
Cabbie turns out to be mental social misfit who'd a thought it.

The Fifth Element
Bruce Willis wastes time saving the universe when he should be killing the most annoying person ever to have existed.

Jurassic Park
Accident waiting to happen, happens.

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The Terminator
Man with metal skeleton charges unrelentingly towards woman even after she's blasted all his skin off.

Brokeback Mountain
Couple of gays do a bunch of gay stuff.

[Don_Preston]

The Wicker Man

Scottish Tourist Information film.

[Gulftastic]

Transformers
WTF is going on?

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Superman 2
Dicks Donner and Lester smash together.

[Dark Sky]

Brazil
Office worker dreams

Office Space
Office workers dream

Inception
Office workers in your dream

[non capisco]

The Usual Suspects
Limpy bloke talks out of his arse

The Wicker Man
The 40-Year-Old Virgin but with human sacrifice

[Nobody Soup]

titanic
yeah I already knew that

[the midnight watch baboon]

Raising Arizona

Kidnapping and false imprisonment made cute by simpletons.

[Ocho]

I know it's already been done but...

Citizen Kane

The Power And The Glory remade by someone with an intense interest in ceilings.

[Talulah, really!]

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Pioneered the use of the "Wah-wah" in soundtracks years before Shaft.

[SavageHedgehog]

Dahmer
Man finds way to hold on to his friends

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The Witches
Perfect adaptation of Roald Dahl's book with a stupid tacked-on ending that ruins everything.

[Blumf]

Apocalypse Now
War's bad, mmm'kay

[ziggy starbucks]

Transformers
Robots in disguise

Transformers 2
More than meets the eye

Transformers 3
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Deceptions

Transformers 4
That weird robot noise they make in the theme tune when they are 'transforming'

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Super Size Me

Fat bloke

[Buelligan]

Withnail and I; baked hamlet with onions.

[Icehaven]

Toy Story (1,2 and 3)
Some secretly alive toys repeatedly battle for survival while keeping aliveness secret for undefined reason.

The Graduate
Fickle youth discovers the erotic power of disingenuousness.

Another Year
Unsubtle promotion of the superiority of long term monogamy and the family unit over any other lifestyle. 

[Buelligan]

Fear and Loathing;  Drugs, bats.

[Brundle-Fly]

Quadrophenia
Workshy oik tops himself after realising mods are shit.

He doesn't top himself though.  It should just be: manic depressive mod.

[Dead kate moss]

He doesn't top himself though.  It should just be: manic depressive mod.

You are correct. Sorry everyone I've made a mockery of this thread, please mentally insert the word 'nearly' into my original post.

[Blumf]

Quadrophenia
Whiny little twat in need of a good slap

[Dead kate moss]

Quadrophenia
Leslie Ash gets disappointing shag from troubled mod prat.

[Consignia]

Quadrophenia
Parklife!