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[Talulah, really!]

Quadrophenia
Parklife!

Parkalife! No?

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Babe
Porklife, mate.  Get some exercise.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Clash of the Titans[nb]either[/nb]
Titans clash

There's no Titans in it. What a rip off.

[SteveDave]

Billy Liar

Northern boy is full of shit & is a chicken

Give My Regards To Broad Street

Millionaire loses tape, finds it...it has No More Lonely Nights on it.

Paranormal Activity 1-3

Ghosts tit around in front of camera

[Dead kate moss]

Octopussy
Lower your expectations

[Blumf]

The Straight Story
Stupid old man refuses to take the bus

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Production cheaps out on the filming

Blazing Saddles
Utterly racist

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The Wizard of Oz
Pleasantville, except with the colour bits being a fucking dream.  Twats like singing the songs from it a lot.

[BlodwynPig]

Eraserhead

Pencil has identity crisis.

The Straight Story

Lawn Mower has identity crisis.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

David Bowie has identity crisis.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

The Wizard of Oz

Girl runs away from home then changes her mind and Comes back.  Then sleeps through the rest of the movie.

Ghostbusters

Four reckless entrepreneurs nearly bring about the end of the world by ignoring basic health and safety guidelines.

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
A woman needs a man and must await him, becoming a housewife for several midgets and ultimately going into a coma until he arrives.

[Jemble Fred]

That's not dismissive, it's the most dynamic and meaningful description of Snow White I've ever heard! What a girl.

Carry On Regardless
See above.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

The Exorcist

Young girl goes through a phase.

[Dead kate moss]

Ghandi
Little bald man has authority issues

Raging Bull
Horrible stupid violent man gets fat

Mommie Dearest
Unruly child repeatedly upsets parent

Triumph Of The Will
Seemingly utopian yet humorless society counts its titular eggs before they hatch.

An American Werewolf In London
Unlikely tale of two Americans leaving their own country, to visit Yorkshire.

Carrie
Moody student can't take a joke

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Scooby Doo:  The Movie
Don't know; sorry.  Haven't seen it.

[EOLAN]

Gone With The Wind
Self obsessed woman pines for a boring gentleman while wearing a curtain but marries someone else instead.

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Schindler's List
Bloke does a list and uses it to save some people.

[Jemble Fred]

Scooby Doo:  The Movie

Scrappy dunnit.

[Blumf]

The Straight Story
Lawn Mower has identity crisis.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
David Bowie has identity crisis.

Dune
Film budget has an identity crisis

Blue Velvet
Dean Stockwell's voice has an identity crisis

[HappyTree]

Star Wars

Braids look great on nubile young women.

The Princess Bride

Braids look great on nubile young women.

Lord of the Rings

Braids look great on nubile young men and women.

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Baby's Day Out
Macaulay Culkin is magically a baby and all the same stuff happens to him all over again.

Star Wars:  Episode 1
Macaulay Culkin is magically in the future and plays with a bunch of funny aliens and robots and vehicles and stuff!  Wakaboom!!!!

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Star Wars

Braids look great on nubile young women.

The Princess Bride

Braids look great on nubile young women.

Lord of the Rings

Braids look great on nubile young men and women.

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Oh, sorry - braids.  Got you.

[BlodwynPig]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Lazy, hazy summer days spent in 70s Mid-West America, somewhat spoiled for a group of friends.

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John Craven's News Roundmare
I mean "Wes Craven's New Nightmare", sorry.

[BlodwynPig]

XXXX: The Movie

Like XXXX, but shit / shitter[nb]Replace XXXX with name of franchise, like The Simpsons, Knightrider or Crackerjack[/nb]

[Dead kate moss]

Billy Eliot
Tragic tale of a good family who fail to stop their son becoming dancing pranny.

Scum
Hilarious hi-jinx at 'school for naughty boys.'

Carry On Camping
Grim dystopian nightmare, possibly set after apocalypse, where mutated grotesques enact macabre version of 'civilization'.

Batman Forever
Gay guys doing gay stuff.

[momatt]

Batman: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill[nb]not mine, but I love it[/nb].

Lost in Space: Joey in Space

The Invention of Lying: One massive unfunny plot-hole.

[Garfield And Friends]

Forrest Gump
shit Shit Happens happens

[Lord Mandrake]

The Green zone

Paul Greengrass straps a camera to an epileptic dog then gives it an almighty kick in the arse.

Transformers

Michael Bay wanks himself blind over U.S military hardware.

The Darjeeling ltd

Wes Anderson and a bunch of quirky cunts cunt about on a train to little effect.

[Buelligan]

The Shawshank Redemption

Fantasy 40s prison in which there is no racism pretends to be gritty

I could be quite wrong, but I believe that the Red character was written as a white Irishman in the original story (which is probably why racism, like many of the other ills that afflict the planet but don't directly impinge on the storyline of this film, was not tackled). 

[Dead kate moss]

The Social Network
Some kid rips off MySpace

10
Amount of minutes Bo Derek is onscreen.

The Long Good Friday
Paddy power.

Betty Blue
Women are mental.

Inglourious Basterds
Brad Pitt does a accent.