Euro 2012

[biggytitbo]

...Balotelli

Lawro: "Pot, Kettle, etc"

That was ace. He really is an utter berk isnt he?


Someone scouser told him he was funny in 1974 and he's been convinced ever since.

[Mildly Diverting]

Anyone watching on ITV? I'd turn over, but Lawro is so compelling. He just said 'Great idea' in a tone that suggested the guy should just go and hang himself.

[Slaaaaabs]

Lawro is doing summer season after this. Third Chuckle Brother.

[SockPuppet]

I'm using the new BBC video on their website.

It's almost 3D!

[BlodwynPig]

Italy fucked. Bit of justice for the Materazzi-conspiracy

[thepuffpastryhangman]

I can see Italy getting a man sent off too. If so Spain might another couple instead of the 'just the one' other I expect.

[Beagle 2]

Once again my predictions are spookily accurate.

Fuck this shit, is Heartbeat on?

[weekender]

Is there any way the Italians can legally get down to 7 men?

[Slaaaaabs]

Yeah this one is done bar a miracle or implosion.

[weekender]

Spain should stick Fernando Torres on, just to rub it in.

[Beagle 2]

I shudder to think how dicked on we would have got had we met Spain.

[biggytitbo]

This match is dead to me. The only thing that can possibly save it is if a bear gets loose on the pitch and mauls a few players.

[Subtle Mocking]

I shudder to think how dicked on we would have got had we met Spain.

I think it would've been about the same up to now, to be honest.

[SockPuppet]

bored now

[weekender]

"Balotelli to go mental" odds have shortened.

[biggytitbo]

I suppose if Italy could sneak a goal back with 5 minutes left it might be interesting, and the man advantage wouldn't really matter.

[BlodwynPig]

Torres own goal would be fun

[thepuffpastryhangman]

11-a-side again now the ref's joined the Italians.

[biggytitbo]

Not actually been a glittering performance by Spain in the 2nd half has it?

[BlodwynPig]

Spain have been shite in second half. Poor shooting, offsides, boring midfield play.

[Subtle Mocking]

Of all the people to win it.

[Dead kate moss]

After the exciting first half I just knew/know there won't be any more goals, but just when I think 'nah, bored now', something exciting does happen. So a pretty good final, won't go to boringg extra time and penalties, then it's alll over, yay. I should be a commentator.

Fake Edit! - 3-0! See! I was right/wrong!

[El Unicornio, mang]

Italy have looked outnumbered in these last 30 minutes

[Gavin M]

Full marks to Torres for making the pass on the 4th goal when he could have easily had a go himself for the Golden Boot.

[thepuffpastryhangman]

The weight on the pass to Torres, somewhere between golf and snooker, incredible.

[Subtle Mocking]

Nice work Torres.

[BlodwynPig]

Torres Golden Boot!

[Subtle Mocking]

One minute to go, I think Italy could still pull it off.

[BlodwynPig]

Balotelli a bit pissed off there

[Mildly Diverting]

I hope the trophy's been replaced by Jack White's head on a silver platter.