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David Schneider returns to Twitter
« on: June 06, 2012, 11:38:06 PM »
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Goodness, Twitter. You've grown!

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Thank you massively for your welcome-back words. I better go and read all the tweets I've missed now. I may be some time.

Good to see him back, he's obviously been tied up for some time.

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Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2012, 04:06:06 AM »
Beat it.

Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2012, 05:53:35 AM »
Honestly, that man is a glutton for punishment.

Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2012, 07:18:42 AM »
Twitter's whipping boy returns.

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Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2012, 09:07:36 AM »
He likes S&M-style sex.

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Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2012, 09:27:23 AM »
He likes S&M-style sex.
Sorry, the tagger beat you to it.

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Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2012, 09:32:14 AM »
Ah, but I think I posted it earlier than they did.

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Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2012, 09:39:17 AM »
"Ooh, look at me, I'm too fancy to indulge in a thread full of lame S&M puns!"


Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2012, 12:47:17 PM »
Is everybody making S&M puns on twitter? Is it awkward?

I don't really get the fuss, surely it's only a big deal because he took out the injunction. No one cares about S&M, it's not really embarrassing. Not very original points I make there, I'm sure.

Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2012, 01:02:34 PM »
I don't mean to sound like a n00b but what actually happened with Schneider and Twitter?

Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2012, 01:11:00 PM »
A Twitter account was set up that posted a string of stuff about celebrity injunctions - this was the only thing it did.  It made the news, and was of course huge on Twitter.  One of the accusations was that Schneider likes BDSM and spanking, and had taken out a super injunction to stop papers running stories about it.  He left Twitter for a year, saying that he had to work on his script.

He's now back, with his show finished and ready to plug. 

It should be pointed out that at least one of the claims made by the afore-mentioned account was supposedly bogus (Jemima Khan and Jeremy Clarkson having an affair.)  So, noone really knows which had any truth to them, other than those which were publicly exposed/admitted to.

Thread about the whole thing here.

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Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2012, 01:23:17 PM »
Good to see him back. My timeline's fun quotient just went up by 33%.

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Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2012, 01:32:33 PM »
He does look like he'd like to be dominated. I can see him being spoon-fed cum in someones box room.

Great forum by the by.

Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2012, 02:13:46 PM »
He does look like he'd like to be dominated. I can see him being spoon-fed cum in someones box room.

If I understand the rumour correctly then it would be him doing the feeding.

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Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2012, 04:16:06 AM »
Yeah, the thing that annoys me about the lame S&M jokes people make is that they portray him as the one being whipped or tied up, whereas according to those tweets he was on the other side of the coin (suggesting the people quipping are just following the herd and haven't actually paid any attention to the specifics, the fucking tools). A million tired puns that don't even work in context.

I wonder why the idea of a man being the receiving end is seen as funny and embarrassing, but the other way round and he's creepy and dodgy.

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Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2012, 09:12:10 AM »
A million tired puns that don't even work in context.
Welcome to every internet meme, ever.

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Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2012, 02:07:18 PM »
I bet his favourite band are Alice In Chains!

I'm deeply sorry.

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Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2012, 02:48:48 PM »
If anything, rumours of this kind would only help his career. What do you reckon is the ratio of tabloid readers that know him to those that don't? Let it out son, you'll be laughing.

Re: David Schneider returns to Twitter
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2012, 02:53:03 PM »
Yeah, the thing that annoys me about the lame S&M jokes people make is that they portray him as the one being whipped or tied up, whereas according to those tweets he was on the other side of the coin (suggesting the people quipping are just following the herd and haven't actually paid any attention to the specifics, the fucking tools)

Thank you.  This is why I love this place.