We've Not Sustained A Limerick Thread In Months!

[the midnight watch baboon]

...I can barely remember the format!

[Jemble Fred]

Well, we all pile into a laundromat,

[NoSleep]

With Baboon and Jem Fred

[Cerys]

We'll begin a new thread

[the midnight watch baboon]

As Ginyard wipes his feet on the doormat.

I sure hope sirathur calls round,

[Jemble Fred]

With some well-used old sex toys he's found,

[Cerys]

For then we can test them

[the midnight watch baboon]

(Once Neville has blessed 'em)

[Ginyard]

On miners deep under the ground

Those men wait all blackened and frisky

[NoSleep]

Stripped naked and smelling of whisky

[Ginyard]

They're keen to assist

[Jemble Fred]

In between games of whist

[the midnight watch baboon]

With no canary around- rather risky!

When they're done playing games in the dark,

[Jemble Fred]

They'll take turns to make love to a shark

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

When it turns round to bite 'em

[Cerys]

The pain will delight 'em

[the midnight watch baboon]

And help make their jizz disembark.

"On me shark-tits, please lads!", so shrieks the fish.

[Cerys]

'You are Shcottish and reeking of pish!'

[NoSleep]

Yes; Sean Connery appeared

[Clatty McCutcheon]

And the shark's pitch was queered

[Cerys]

And it wept as it lay on the dish.

For they fried it, the merciless cunts

[Jemble Fred]

As they laughed HAHA CHECK OUT THIS DUNCE

[Cerys]

They all got ciguatera

[Beep Cleep Chimney]

Which hardly seemed fair as

[the midnight watch baboon]

It was a prank, and they'd brought sharky presents.[nb] ("-unts")[/nb]

"SURPRISEeEeeEEE!", yelled our rapist chums, "Ha!"
And removed sharky from her terrible slumber,

[Clatty McCutcheon]

They dumped her into the River Humber

[Cerys]

And then buggered off elsewhere
To learn how to write limericks properly.

The limerick nazi then left

[the midnight watch baboon]

And snuck into Jemble's pantry, so deft!
She's behind the piccalilli-

[Ginyard]

With her dough-based fake willy

[sirarthur]

Weeping jam from her flour-dusted cleft.

Now where's a wet-wipe when you need one?