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We've Not Sustained A Limerick Thread In Months!

Started by the midnight watch baboon, June 24, 2012, 05:11:59 AM

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Cerys

If you go, though, to Sicily
You'll find some quite easily

Jemble Fred

No, that's the eggy guffs of Eoin Colfer.

I'm here talking to Melvyn, Lord Bragg,

Cerys


NoSleep

Don't use the word "fuck"
(word filters, worst luck).

Sexton Brackets Drugbust

I heard that Lord Melvyn's a "cigarette".

When you're trying to join with the mob

Jemble Fred

You should make like Bob Hoskins, cos Bob-
Well he's hung like a titan

Ginyard


Jemble Fred

While drowning the ladies in flob.

I'm so sick of Dame Helen Mirren,

the midnight watch baboon

She dang puts the second 'y' in Tyrann [nb]('y')[/nb]