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We've Not Sustained A Limerick Thread In Months!

Started by the midnight watch baboon, June 24, 2012, 05:11:59 AM

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HappyTree

QuoteNow where's a wet-wipe when you need one?

The ones with the lemony scum

Jemble Fred


Cerys


HappyTree


Jemble Fred



sirarthur



Jemble Fred

How despicable can that fucker be?

And as for Sir Patrick Stewart

the midnight watch baboon

#39
'is keyboard don't star with a QWERT!
For the baldie thesp's got,


And the CAPS LOCK's all clogged up with suet.

The thespian lifestyle is such

the midnight watch baboon

It's best you're not born with a clutch.
But sprout ye a schlong,


HappyTree


Jemble Fred



HappyTree



Cerys

Meaning now he's a registered felon.

John Gielgud is not really dead

Jemble Fred


Cerys


Sexton Brackets Drugbust

As he emptied his pencil of lead

When he saw the tea, he felt ashamed

the midnight watch baboon



Ginyard


Cerys

To blow him, and who could be blamed?

Meryl Streep then arrived on the scene

Sexton Brackets Drugbust


Ginyard


Sexton Brackets Drugbust

"Now take me to Venice,
I want to do something obscene!"

In Venice, with Mag, John was glum