We've Not Sustained A Limerick Thread In Months!

[Jemble Fred]

All she'd do is just loll there and strum.

[Ginyard]

So just like a falcon he
Jumped off the balcony
With a gondolier punt up his bum

He plunged into the canal

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

And here was his rationale:

[Cerys]

And he mourned 'oh what have I become?

[morgs]

My rectum's incredibly numb.

[Ginyard]

And that was all he said for now.

But Streep/Thatch had other ideas

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

She grabbed Gielgud's soggy ears

[Cerys]

Hissed 'gimme some sugar!'

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

"You thespian bugger!"

[Cerys]

'I've not come my cookies in years!'

Poor De Niro felt out of the loop

[the midnight watch baboon]

Sooo he dressed up as Augustus Gloop,
Shrieked "HOY LOOK AT ME!"

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

Got down on one knee

[Beep Cleep Chimney]

And curled out a humongous poop.

He stood up and shuffled away

[Ginyard]

Mumbling the words to 'Stingray'

[HappyTree]

But Aqua Marina

[Cerys]

(a.k.a. Lady Beaner)

[morgs]

Shot him and pissed where he lay.



The trouble with Andy Murray

[NoSleep]

begins when you fill him with curry.

[Ginyard]

He'll serve Sag Aloo

[Cerys]

With a naan bread or two

[morgs]

But he's never in much of a hurry.



Stephen Hawking appeared on the news

[Cerys]

Walking tall in mechanical shoes

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

With a smile and a wink

[Ginyard]

And a Tits.com link

[HappyTree]

He had to pay Gordon his dues

[the midnight watch baboon]

When you go out hawking with Stephen,

[KnuckleSupper]

He'll whistle 'Dont Stop Believing'

[the midnight watch baboon]

All'll fade to JET BLACK

[Cerys]

As your kestrel comes back

[the midnight watch baboon]

With a tell-tale expression; he's been thievin'!

He's purloined a goose, and some nectar!