Wimblewrong 2012 Round 2 - Cerys vs Big Jack McBastard

[Lyndon]

I hope I don't end up regretting this but I'm going to vote for Cerys as Transylvanian Pie is the best shot. But I am getting fed up of movie poster shops.

[selectivememory]

McBastard

[Big Jack McBastard]

Are you really surpised after the Toxic Shock Avenger?

It's still making me snort with laughter now and then, but still, versus the mighty Cerys and all, I'd never have imagined the day I'd be in this position...

[Cerys]

Bollocks.  I've only ever got as far as the quarter finals, and you're funnier.  So nyer.

[Ginyard]

Soz Cerys. Big Jack. I'm thinking of sticking the last one up on my wall.

[Big Jack McBastard]

Bollocks.  I've only ever got as far as the quarter finals, and you're funnier.  So nyer.

Hey I've never gotten past round 2 I'm shitting bricks here!

[AsparagusTrevor]

Both great, it's a shame to have to vote against either, but BJMcB just edges it with his last shot.

[Cerys]

Hey I've never gotten past round 2 I'm shitting bricks here!

I don't want to put any more pressure on you, but you'd better go on to win the tournament, otherwise I shall be most ... displeased.

[Big Jack McBastard]

Still a day in it, the tide could turn yet.

[Cerys]

True.  But I'd have voted for you.

[Crabwalk]

The closing two shots were fantastic, but I have to vote for BJM as I didn't get the reference in your first shot, Cerys. Sorry for being a pop-culture dumb-dumb!

[Still Not George]

<deflounce>

It's a reference to this poster for The Crow.

</deflounce>

[Crabwalk]

Wishing you a temporary welcome back SNG! I got that it was a Crow spoof, but it was the other reference I was ignorant of. A quick google has cleared it up though, thanks.

[Cerys]

Yay for Google :)

I have wine; I am happy.

[Replies From View]

Cerys for innovative use of a pie.

[Old Thrashbarg]

Big Jack McBastard

[The Wimblewrong Nazi]

Voting over social democrat scum

Big Jock MacBasterd beats Kerrys 16-6

good game

[Big Jack McBastard]

Well bludgeon my bollocks with an iron rod...

[Cerys]

Nice one, Jack!  I knew the minute I saw your last shot that I was defeated.  Troma-related blob jokes are inferior to nothing.  Nothiiiiiiiing!

[Big Jack McBastard]

Get me and my ladykilling skills. Best friend Tabitha carried a lot of the weight there.

I remember the early days of coming here and seeing some of your impressively warped creations Cerys, always a joy/horror to witness them unleashed upon my eyeballs over the years. I'm sure if we had a real art battle I'd be pounded into the dust in short order.

My ringpiece is twitching with anticipation over who's going to pummel me next round.

[Cerys]

Are you saying that Wimblewrong isn't real art...?

[Big Jack McBastard]

<Searches his tact database for the correct wording>

Ah there it is..

<slimy charm mode>

Perish the thought, I'm saying that were our creations sold off after we'd died I suspect your offspring would be far richer in internets than mine.

</slimy charm mode>

[Cerys]

Okay.  You may live :p

[The Region Legion]

Nevermind.