tv cut ups

[1 big arm 1 little arm]

I got a TV Card last week and felt obliged to record things and mess with them. Featuring Harry Enfield, Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton, Tony Blair, Ozzy Osbourne and of course Gordon Burns.

http://www.chillow.34sp.com/cutups.mp3

[Twisted Disco]

This is top stuff, amazing what they tell you up in the North West. I Like the uses of background music too. Good to hear Harry Enfield is still funny.

[The Region Legion]

Great stuff.. very Morris at the start.

"A former surgeon who admitted killing a patient at Blackpool Victoria Hospital gets 5 nights in a glass fronted building in full gaze of the public

"Lancashire Police say they had to use plastic bullets in an incident because a child was a child"

:thumbsup: for the rest as well.

I do miss audio cutups.

[fanny splendid]

That's very good. I like Blair's advice to kids about drugs.
The sketch with Ozzy is great. Some of the grunt noises he makes are wonderful. You should remove the real words and turn him into some kind of organic ozzophone.

[mwude]

I walked past Gordon Burns whilst he was carrying a tea tray.  He was tall & had a nice smile.  Can't wait to get home to download this and hear him monged.

[Regular John]

Fantastic!

Blair sure likes drugs

[Almost Yearly]

"Not long ago, I sat down with Mo Mowlam and Keith Halliwell, taking ecstacy."

Good work sir. Have you been lurking around long enough to witness various C&B cutups past?

You give good Oz too. :thumbsup:

[Dr David V]

I've been listening to this whilst eating a pork pie. There is now chewed up pork pie on the carpet. 'Nuff said.

[Regular John]

I've been listening to this whilst eating a pork pie. There is now chewed up pork pie on the carpet. 'Nuff said.

You're a spacker?

[poison popcorn]

that is fucking brilliant, had me in stitches!

[mr rou-rou]

quality, be sure and post any others you do. The Burns intro and Blair Ecstasy worked a treat.

[danielreal2k]

Is it me or is the BBC News track starting to develop into a german techno rave

BBC RAVE

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[butnut]

Great cut up! Very funny. Let's have more.

EDIT - and enjoyed the BBC rave too.

[1 big arm 1 little arm]

cheers everyone, more on the way.

also enjoyed that BBC rave!

[Darrell]

I did a Gordon Burns cutup about a year ago, I'll see if I can find it.

It contained the line "And David Beckham has been generating waste plastic" anyway.

[Darrell]

Here it be.

[the hum]

Hehe, that's very good Darrell.  1 big arm's sounded like it would be good too, unfortunately the download keeps 'completing' on me after about 300kb.  Probably down to my puny connection.

[1 big arm 1 little arm]

Here's some more TV cutup nonsense I've only just got round to uploading.

http://www.chillow.34sp.com/tvcutup2.mp3

[Krang]

ahahah, that child porn part is brilliant, ahah! i cant stop giggling

[Mister Six]

Here it be.

Just goes to some random search engine type page, I'm afraid. Saving it to disk doesn't work either.

[Darrell]

Just goes to some random search engine type page, I'm afraid. Saving it to disk doesn't work either.

Yes, I know! Look at the date on the post!

[Mister Six]

Ah! Well! Um...

[Jaffa The Cake]

Any chance of uploading it again Darrell?

[Darrell]

Any chance of uploading it again Darrell?

I have no personal webspace anymore. I've hosted it at least twice before on these forums, it's not as though you didn't have the chance. Sorry.