Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins charged with being an paedo

[Subtle Mocking]

that bloke from Lost Prophets used to go out with an older lady from R1

Fearne permanently looks like an early teen, so WE ALL SHOULD HAVE KNOWN DAMMIT

[chand]

Fucking hell. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/lostprophets-singer-ian-watkins-remanded-in-custody-after-appearing-in-court-accused-of-conspiring-to-rape-oneyearold-girl-8425042.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

The Welsh rock star, whose band has sold over 3.5 million albums, is alleged to have conspired with a woman to rape a one-year-old girl, the court heard.

He also stands accused of two incidents of conspiring to engage in sexual touching with two young children; possessing, making and distributing indecent images; and possessing "extreme" animal pornography.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

A ONE YEAR OLD?

Fucking hell.

[Beagle 2]

He also stands accused of two incidents of conspiring to engage in sexual touching with two young children; possessing, making and distributing indecent images; and possessing "extreme" animal pornography.

Within one sentence, my revulsion and shock turned to a childish urge to make a hackneyed racial slur against the Welsh.

[Kane Jones]

Revelling in celebrity`s[sic] unproven allegation misery thread

Cunty coward tagger.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Fucking hell. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/lostprophets-singer-ian-watkins-remanded-in-custody-after-appearing-in-court-accused-of-conspiring-to-rape-oneyearold-girl-8425042.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Good lord!

[grassbath]

Amusingly clunky sentence from the "styles and influences" section of their Wikipedia page, evidently written by an ardent fan:

"Watkins' lyrics range from sombre to aggressive, and have been described as often conveying a feeling of disillusionment with topics such as relationships or social groups, albeit frequently delivered in a rousing manner even when this is the case."

[Beagle 2]

I've added "plus he bums toddlers", it reads fine now.

[grassbath]

"Extreme" animal pornography

At what point does animal pornography become extreme? When a person who is experienced in the internet and all its horrible secrets and factions looks at it and goes "that's a bit much"?

[Subtle Mocking]

"Extreme" animal pornography

At what point does animal pornography become extreme? When a person who is experienced in the internet and all its horrible secrets and factions looks at it and goes "that's a bit much"?

Two gibbons one cup?

[Jemble Fred]

"Extreme" animal pornography

At what point does animal pornography become extreme? When a person who is experienced in the internet and all its horrible secrets and factions looks at it and goes "that's a bit much"?

When I was a kid, I read a story in Newsfield's 'Fear' magazine called 'Eric The Pie', in which the main character liked to fuck and eat his victims at the same time, including a small wounded calf who he found caught in some barbed wire. Presumably it's something like that.

EDIT: Hoho, googled and got: http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=%27eric%20the%20pie%27&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDUQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.grahammasterton.co.uk%2Fpdf%2Feric.pdf&ei=iOTRUNPTNamn4gTupYDACg&usg=AFQjCNFF-0Pmi6OxTabrFeFusaDCJLqP5A&bvm=bv.1355534169,d.bGE&cad=rja

Lacks something without Ollie Frey's paintings though.

[grassbath]

Two gibbons one cup?

You can see acts of a similar nature merely by hanging around at the zoo long enough

Spoiler alert

i should know

[close]

[Beagle 2]

Oh dear, I know a fella who loves these, lovely chap but he does like his emo. I just emailed to say "are you regretting that "like" on Facebook?", and he replied "Better look into tattoo removal too".

[grassbath]

When I was a kid, I read a story in Newsfield's 'Fear' magazine called 'Eric The Pie', in which the main character liked to fuck and eat his victims at the same time, including a small wounded calf who he found caught in some barbed wire. Presumably it's something like that.

EDIT: Hoho, googled and got: http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=%27eric%20the%20pie%27&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDUQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.grahammasterton.co.uk%2Fpdf%2Feric.pdf&ei=iOTRUNPTNamn4gTupYDACg&usg=AFQjCNFF-0Pmi6OxTabrFeFusaDCJLqP5A&bvm=bv.1355534169,d.bGE&cad=rja

Lacks something without Ollie Frey's paintings though.

Reading now, this is amazing.

[Kane Jones]

Oh dear, I know a fella who loves these, lovely chap but he does like his emo. I just emailed to say "are you regretting that "like" on Facebook?", and he replied "Better look into tattoo removal too".

I kind of get this, but at the same time I didn't burn my copy of Thriller when the stuff about Michael Jackson came out. Where do you draw the line between the artist and his art? (Although I do use the word 'art' loosely in Watkins' case)

[Subtle Mocking]

I kind of get this, but at the same time I didn't burn my copy of Thriller when the stuff about Michael Jackson came out. Where do you draw the line between the artist and his art? (Although I do use the word 'art' loosely in Watkins' case)

If it was someone who's music I really liked, I'd try to continue liking it but it would be a massive burden. I definitely wouldn't openly admit to being a fan (though the allegations never seemed to hurt Jacko too much, he still had maybe the biggest fanbase of any musician in the world).

[Benway]

Well, it killed The Automatic[nb]not that they were threatening any form of long lasting legacy[/nb] & it wasn't even a member who was convicted, it was their manager. Can't imagine Lp will exist beyond this if he is proven guilty.

I guess their "support of deceased North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il" didn't help either[nb]according to wikipedia, can't find other sources for this for some strange reason[/nb].

[Kane Jones]

If it was someone who's music I really liked, I'd try to continue liking it but it would be a massive burden. I definitely wouldn't openly admit to being a fan (though the allegations never seemed to hurt Jacko too much, he still had maybe the biggest fanbase of any musician in the world).

True, it does massively effect your feelings for the person; knowing they're capable of being so cruel, sadistic and fucked up.  Perhaps because Thriller was released in 1982, people like myself kind of imagined he'd written and performed it before all the nasty stuff, so it was untainted by the stench of his future betrayals.  I don't know.  It's interesting though..

[Utter Shit]

Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja was great, therefore I say set him free.

[grassbath]

True, it does massively effect your feelings for the person; knowing they're capable of being so cruel, sadistic and fucked up.  Perhaps because Thriller was released in 1982, people like myself kind of imagined he'd written and performed it before all the nasty stuff, so it was untainted by the stench of his future betrayals.  I don't know.  It's interesting though..

I think it is that, and it also hinges somewhat on his appearance. The cheeky, handsome Jacko of Off The Wall and Thriller remains an untainted legend in people's hearts and minds, but it's far more believable that the bleached, noseless, creepy-looking fellow, who wasn't making good music anymore, would be capable of such acts. Whether he even did them or not; was anything ever proved?

[daf]

Poor old Jackso isn't in the same league of debauchery as this 'allegedly' seems to be.[nb]A bit of drunken cuddling up to 'old matey' from Home Alone, wasn't it?[/nb]

His worst crime was what he did to his face, the daft plum.

[Beagle 2]

Band tattoos are always a bad idea anyway. My other half's cousin is a lad in his early 20's, tattoos of all his favourite bands all over his arms, including a huge one of the Cribs. The fucking Cribs. Even if he still loves them in ten years he's going to look a proper Charlie when he waps that out in the pub. Be like me having Kula Shaker written on my skin.

[Utter Shit]

Hush was a tune though.

[Jumble Cashback]

Bloody hell.  Any kind of sexual assault is dispicable, but a one-year-old?  I wonder what the 'conspiracy' angle involves.  I mean, one person wanting to have a go on a one-year-old is mental enough, but what are the chances that you're going to say to someone "by the way, that toddler looks quite tasty - any chance you could help me out here?" and ANY other person is going to say "Yeah alright, seems fair enough.  What do you need me to do?".

[Subtle Mocking]

Band tattoos are always a bad idea anyway. My other half's cousin is a lad in his early 20's, tattoos of all his favourite bands all over his arms, including a huge one of the Cribs. The fucking Cribs. Even if he still loves them in ten years he's going to look a proper Charlie when he waps that out in the pub. Be like me having Kula Shaker written on my skin.

[PaulTMA]

"Extreme" animal pornography

At what point does animal pornography become extreme? When a person who is experienced in the internet and all its horrible secrets and factions looks at it and goes "that's a bit much"?

Paul, Pat, Nuno and Gary will be shitting it.

I believe they spelt it differently though

[daf]

At what point does animal pornography become extreme?

Images of Richard Herrings 'gnat's chuff' routine spring to mind.

[DrunkCountry]

Check the comments section in this from 11mnths ago: http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_74997/ian-watkins/

Numerous girls have seen the child p orn on his c omp, and shannon saw the stuff about dr ugging children and he told her he wanted to d rug and (word beginning with R) children, and that is what he has been doing for the last at least 2years, probably more, that's not rumours that's fact. He has pic and vids of him doing it and he's sent these to people so there is evidence that he's sent these pics of very young girls being R'd by him. Fact. I bet his little obsessed skanks are helping him do it too

He does the usual and tries to say that people are mental or that the pics aren't of him with these little girls and boys he still sent images of them being r'd still sent child p orn which itself is a serious offence and he has child po rn on his comp. His time is running out, he's done too many bad things to too many people and he shows no remorse for anything he's done. His days are over

Could all be shit-stirring bollocks, mind.

[monkfromhavana]

I wonder what the 'conspiracy' angle involves.  I mean, one person wanting to have a go on a one-year-old is mental enough, but what are the chances that you're going to say to someone "by the way, that toddler looks quite tasty - any chance you could help me out here?" and ANY other person is going to say "Yeah alright, seems fair enough.  What do you need me to do?".

Yeah, is there some kind of special nod that you have to give?? Was he sat there over dinner with her one night and thought "conversation's a bit lacking tonight, she looks like the type who'd help me bum a toddler". How on earth (unless you're on some nonce ring website) to you bring up a topic like that?

[Kane Jones]

Was he sat there over dinner with her one night and thought "conversation's a bit lacking tonight, she looks like the type who'd help me bum a toddler". How on earth (unless you're on some nonce ring website) do you bring up a topic like that?

I would imagine you just keep nodding in the direction of the cot and raise your eyebrows in a series of increasingly sleazy ways.