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jenna appleseed

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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1830 on: April 24, 2020, 02:52:49 AM »
Cartoon little & Large mess with the BBC globe in a UFO
https://twitter.com/PoppyDog08/status/1249720542950719488

eta: new page syd


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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1832 on: April 25, 2020, 12:10:16 AM »
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Fans applauded Eddie Large's funeral procession

nice touch from the fans who, four months ago, voted for his execution

Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1833 on: June 05, 2020, 07:25:31 PM »
I'm reading Jon Plowman's book and he tells a story that Jonathan Powell decided to give Little and Large the boot. Jim Moir told them they were not getting a new deal. There was already a series in the can so the BBC put it out earlier than normal, at Saturday teatime, and it did great ratings because loads of kids watched it. Cue another meeting with the boys where they were asked to come back. Their manager agreed, as long as the BBC DOUBLED their fees. And his demand was more or less met.


Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1834 on: June 06, 2020, 03:52:31 AM »
I wonder if they were really kids' entertainers like the Chuckle Bothers and we are trying to judge them by an inappropriate yardstick as if they were trying to be Morecambe and Wise?

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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1835 on: June 06, 2020, 08:55:02 AM »
Well, M+W writer Eddie Braben * did* used to write for them, back in their ITV days ( real, actual true fact, there). They developed their act up and down the working men's clubs of the land ( they may even have done some " blue" material ( I don't mean they may have performed some cover versions from that Joni Mitchell album. Well, they might have done. Syd starts singing " This Flight Tonight", before Eddie butts in, giving it the Deputy Dawg)). I don't think they ever really wanted to be kid's entertainers.


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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1837 on: July 26, 2020, 09:20:27 AM »

Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1838 on: July 26, 2020, 11:40:24 AM »
He isn't pretending to be just standing there while Eddie's ghost does all the work. He is just standing there.

Glebe

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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1839 on: July 26, 2020, 12:06:49 PM »
Aw. Take care Syd mate.

Alberon

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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1840 on: July 26, 2020, 05:18:10 PM »
Eddie tries to drown Syd in ectoplasm.

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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1841 on: July 26, 2020, 05:26:19 PM »
"Floats back through a wall in amazement!"

Glebe

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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1842 on: July 26, 2020, 05:37:07 PM »

Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1843 on: July 26, 2020, 11:12:12 PM »
It sounds implausible to me. Eddie could be spending eternity shagging Lena Zavaroni and Marti Caine in heaven but instead he spends his time talking to a 79 year old waste of space who was a professional ball and chain for decades, holding down his talent when he could have been the next Mike Yarwood.

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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1844 on: July 28, 2020, 10:53:27 AM »
No word of a lie, I had a dream last night (wait, come back!) where I was watching some Marvel superhero movie, and when it came to Stan Lee's predictable cameo, Syd Little was in his place, sporting a fake grey moustache and the trademark tinted glasses but with really thick lenses. Even in the dream, I remarked that this was a stroke of genius to use him now Stan Lee has gone. Syd is available, he's sometimes called 'Supersonic', they look vaguely similar and even their initials are the same.

I woke up at 4am and had to write this nonsense down so I could post it on here first thing to the only people who would understand.

Glebe

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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1845 on: July 28, 2020, 05:10:43 PM »
I remarked that this was a stroke of genius to use him now Stan Lee has gone. Syd is available, he's sometimes called 'Supersonic', they look vaguely similar and even their initials are the same.

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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1847 on: July 31, 2020, 06:06:12 PM »
Nowt for Syd in the will https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/12272138/eddie-large-44k-dying-coronavirus/

It's horrible that the general public are made privy to such personal information.

Glebe

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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1848 on: August 01, 2020, 01:20:43 AM »
Nice to see Eddie get a nod in this year's BAFTA Memorium.

Alberon

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Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1849 on: August 01, 2020, 08:05:04 AM »
But did they have to use a picture that had Syd with a cloth over his head?

I mean, no-one would mistake which one was Eddie. Not even someone who has never heard of Little and Large.

Re: Little & Large Xmas special 1980. Extraordinary.
« Reply #1850 on: August 01, 2020, 09:12:44 AM »
But did they have to use a picture that had Syd with a cloth over his head?

No photos of Syd exist.
Syd asked for one for his dying mother, so Eddie had them all destroyed.
Then punched Syd in the cock.


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