I seem to remember Eddie Large being 'Gotcha'd' on Noel's House Party. Funny, isn't it, how Noel only ever pranked minor, D-list celebrities, rather than, say, Sean Connery or someone? One would almost think that he specifically targeted people he knew would be desperate enough for exposure and the appearance fee to come on the show and discuss the hilarious piece of personal hell that Noel put them through. This seems even more cruel when one considers that, due to budgetary restrictions (and a few past, er, mistakes), Noel couldn't really attempt anything too outrageous or enjoyable, but instead had to stage things like an interminable traffic jam when the unfortunate minor star was trying to get to an important meeting, or a very rude and obnoxious heckler interrupting a stage show which the nominated luckless entertainer had worked countless hours to craft. There was no joy to these dupes, nothing to look back on and laugh; merely a deeply frustrating day spent in the company of fake policemen (the impersonation of which is, I'm pretty sure, a crime) and hidden cameras. Noel was doing slightly better than these low-level, washed-up performers, so he decided he'd just do a big piss on each of them and watch as they came begging to lick it up. This is among the many reasons why he is an unfaltering, 24 carat cunt.
