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Shaving your pubes

Started by 303, March 06, 2013, 06:06:42 PM

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biggytitbo


Thomas

Quote from: Kane Jones on March 06, 2013, 11:40:41 PM
I was going to give you karma for this post, but I don't want to gosh with your feng shui. But you're right and it's a subject worth pondering. [nb]and wanking over.[/nb]

I'm afraid I just goshed with the feng shui. It was a barrier that had to be crossed at some point.

Serge

Quote from: Kane Jones on March 06, 2013, 11:40:41 PMI was going to give you karma for this post, but I don't want to fuck with your feng shui. But you're right and it's a subject worth pondering. [nb]and wanking over.[/nb]

You've just reminded me that I was going to give you good karma the other day for something and never got around to it for some reason. Rectified that now.

I have a Grade 2 at the sides, and leave it a bit choppy/messy on top so I can use sculpting gel or paste to create different, intriguing styles before a night out if I so desire.
Took me ages to grow out the tramlines I clippered in a while back.  That was a mistake.
I leave the ballsack be, though.  Like a lovely, furry horse-chestnut housing two magnificent conkers.

massive bereavement

When you are old and get dribbles of snot stuck in your nostril hairs, it reminds you of the times you had globules of semen caught up in your pubes.

Kane Jones

Quote from: Serge on March 06, 2013, 11:53:45 PM
You've just reminded me that I was going to give you good karma the other day for something and never got around to it for some reason. Rectified that now.

Well seeing as someone else [nb]young Thomas, no less![/nb]has buggered up your series of ones, have the one I intended for you too!

Hank Venture

Trimmed or clean shaven, mostly. Although there are long stretches where I just let it grow.

Junglist

I've never had crabs, but if I did I couldn't shave it all off. It'd be like chopping down a rainforest while monkeys still lived there.

imitationleather

For a while now I've been pondering what it'd be like to shave off all my pubes but I'm worried about my missus freaking out when she sees what I've done to myself. Because of this I've been dropping references to men shaving their pubic regions in to conversation (easier than you'd expect) in the hope that she'll express an interest in the idea and encourage me to give it a go. So far, I've had nothing but confused silence and rapid changings of subjects.

How do I get this woman to give me the green light to have at littleleather with a Mach 3?! Obviously I could just lay my cards on the table and say it's a dream of mine and then just do it. But that course of action just doesn't seem me somehow...

Hank Venture

Just do it. The surprise is half the fun

imitationleather

Are there any insurance policies I can take out in case of injury?

Big Jack McBastard

Too itchy once I'm done and too 'Oh fuck I've cut myself' during and after, when you find all those little nicks and slices you've brought upon yourself without realising.

It does happen every now and then though, sometimes I just keep going with the clippers once I've done my head and face so every hairy bit of me is uniform.

Can't put clippers up yer jacksie though[nb]well no, now I've said that I immediately realise I'm wrong and some mentalist undoubtedly has[/nb], so it's grab a tuft, twist and snip until you loose the will to continue. Then spend all night itchy and fumbling about with your crack until you somehow manage to get to sleep only for it to be the first thing you feel the next day.

Only fully balded myself below the equator once, I shan't be doing it again, that was days and days of raw itch, I'm too damn hairy, it's a battle that cannot be won.

Junglist

Just let your anus hair grow, its all part of being a man. Keep the front respectable, if they moan about the back of ye then constantly rearrange your position so you're facing them.

Big Jack McBastard

I usually do, I'm expecting no visitors back there, but once in a while you're subject to having a look at your own arsehole and it's hardly the tidiest patch going on a hairy bugger.

Hmm,

People shaving shapes and designs into their taint and arsehole hair....  I bet that's happened, I'd almost bet there was porn of it but I think it might just be a bit too fringe an idea to be seriously catered to.

Lazy Daisy

Quote from: imitationleather on March 07, 2013, 02:20:36 AM
For a while now I've been pondering what it'd be like to shave off all my pubes but I'm worried about my missus freaking out when she sees what I've done to myself.

Have her shave you, no nasty "who's he fucking behind my back to do that" surprises and it will put her in the mood.

Noodle Lizard

I give myself a landing strip when I can be bothered with some cheap clippers I bought.  It's not to impress anyone, really, it's just nice and makes mi cock look a bit bigger.  Nice.  You can do an amazing Buffalo Bill routine with it too.  I think the first time I did it was back in the days of Chatroulette where I'd pop mi todger between my legs and lure in hairy, weird-cocked guys, and then at the moment of truth I'd let it all flop back out again.  It was the noughties.

But the hair grows back faster than my pathetic facial hair does, so there's really not much point in doing it every day.  Just when the mood strikes. 

dmillburn

Quote from: thenoise on March 06, 2013, 10:09:14 PM
I've heard that some men trim in order to make their cock look bigger, which seems a bit pathetic

You've got that the wrong way around - shave a little bit off the end of your cock (I just use a cheap woodworking plane) and it makes your pubes look longer.

Noodle Lizard

Quote from: thenoise on March 06, 2013, 10:09:14 PM
I've never trimmed, as I don't know how to make it look any less silly (I'm a man).  I've heard that some men trim in order to make their cock look bigger, which seems a bit pathetic (feels the same size when your porking someone so no point)

There's definitely something aesthetically pleasing about a good-sized donger, though.  When them women say "size doesn't matter", they're half telling the truth.  When it comes to the old rumpy-pumpy, an average-sized one is just as good as a huge one (some would say better, actually), but as far as looks go it's nice to see something sizeable coming your way.  Just like a big chocolate bar is more appealing than a small Dairy Milk, but when it comes right down to it, the big one will make you feel a bit sick and possibly hurt your arse.

The trimming of the pubes[nb]Mel Gibson's upcoming release[/nb] is merely away to give your wonka a bit of prominence.  Nothing looks more unappealing than a little collection of flesh in a wilderness of wet rodent hair, which is what I thought I was doomed to look like after flipping through my parents' copy of 'The Joy Of Sex'[nb]if I recall correctly, it also had an hilarious drawing of an old man fucking a young woman with a Keith Chegwin smile on his face[/nb] as a kid.

Vodka Margarine

Are there any medical or scientific studies that prove shaving one's pubic area has any health benefits or hygienic advantages?

Way back in the murky mists of time, I somehow garnered the 'wisdom' that the more body hair you have, the more hygienic you are generally.

Going by this logic, Robin Williams is the cleanest man on the planet.

billtheburger

I Veet my shaft, only because hair shouldn't grow there [nb]or on the tip of my nose, but it does[/nb]

This man says I'm wrong:
5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
By
Andrew
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

Why I Hate Tables

I had a similar reaction to Veet once, I don't know how long the "Arrgghh God no why am I such a moron" burning feeling lasted, probably not as long as it felt like but I'd definitely advise keeping it away from your bollocks. You should be safe putting it round your crack, though, worth doing if you're expecting visitors there (or should that be the singular visitor: call me a lightweight but I don't fancy trying to accomodate more than one).

monkfromhavana

Just tell her outright that you're going to shave your genitals because you want to see what it looks like. It'll grow back if you're not keen on it.

Personally I quite liked it, but the effort in shaving to keep like it got annoying really quickly. So now I just give it a trim, maybe shave my balls on the hair on my shaft.

WesterlyWinds

Quote from: Vodka Margarine on March 07, 2013, 12:13:07 PM
Are there any medical or scientific studies that prove shaving one's pubic area has any health benefits or hygienic advantages?

Way back in the murky mists of time, I somehow garnered the 'wisdom' that the more body hair you have, the more hygienic you are generally.

Going by this logic, Robin Williams is the cleanest man on the planet.

If this is true it means that I should have died several years ago.

Hangthebuggers

Quote from: Big Jack McBastard on March 07, 2013, 05:29:45 AM
I usually do, I'm expecting no visitors back there, but once in a while you're subject to having a look at your own arsehole and it's hardly the tidiest patch going on a hairy bugger.

Hmm,

People shaving shapes and designs into their taint and arsehole hair....  I bet that's happened, I'd almost bet there was porn of it but I think it might just be a bit too fringe an idea to be seriously catered to.

I saw a Japanese[nb]Always the Japs [/nb]woman on the internet with a tattoo (some words) perfectly circled around her anus (I mean RIGHT on the anus 'door' in a circle) - I bet that hurt.

Kane Jones

Quote from: Hangthebuggers on March 07, 2013, 04:01:58 PM
I saw a Japanese[nb]Always the Japs [/nb]woman on the internet with a tattoo (some words) perfectly circled around her anus (I mean RIGHT on the anus 'door' in a circle)

それが入り口です

Brunette Romana 2


Pube


Big Jack McBastard

What about clown genocide?

Shaving my pubes? Well, I've got fuck all to do tonight, why not?

Small Man Big Horse

I'm sure I've mentioned it before but the one time I gave it a go I gone done sliced my ball bag open, and blood poured down my legs like a river.[nb]This might be a slight exaggeration.[/nb] The strange thing was that it wasn't really that painful, but the sight of all that blood was quite horrific.

I do quite enjoy female interaction with the testicles though, so the next time I'm in a relationship / there's even the slightest hint of a one night stand, I may give it a second go. But dear lord will I be extra careful that time. What's the safest razor around at the moment? I'm certainly not going to use those cheap Sainsburys ones again.