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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #540 on: January 05, 2019, 06:29:11 PM »
An Apache doesn’t even have wings. It’s a helicopter. Those little stubby things are weapons pylons. It should have been called blades of the apache.

They’ve had to put all the Apache AH-64 attack helicopters *exactly* front-on (including a silhouette of one right in the actual title text), to hammer home the point that the stubby sponsors that cradle the auto-cannons are “wings” because look, ahh do you not see, wings, ahhhh.

It was renamed “Fire Birds” for US (?) distribution, so presumably common sense crashed their party shortly after initial release.


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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #541 on: January 06, 2019, 08:03:28 PM »
Fuckin' misogynist.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #542 on: January 07, 2019, 06:06:31 PM »
An Apache doesn’t even have wings. It’s a helicopter. Those little stubby things are weapons pylons. It should have been called blades of the apache.

Well, technically a helicopter's blades are wings, hence the term rotary wing aircraft. I doubt the producers had that in mind though.

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #543 on: January 15, 2019, 03:42:50 PM »

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #544 on: February 10, 2019, 08:30:21 PM »
This film poster is just funny. No one involved in making this poster gives a shit about the film it's for.


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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #545 on: February 10, 2019, 08:56:41 PM »
This film poster is just funny. No one involved in making this poster gives a shit about the film it's for.



Nice to see Elbow's Guy Garvey getting some acting work.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #546 on: February 10, 2019, 09:00:21 PM »
Advert for lipstick?

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #547 on: February 10, 2019, 09:11:13 PM »

Never heard of Ryan Guzman

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #548 on: February 10, 2019, 09:15:24 PM »
Never heard of Ryan Guzman

Ratio of Guzman to Modine to Stallone in film

99:0.9:0.1

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #549 on: February 10, 2019, 11:07:28 PM »
This film poster is just funny. No one involved in making this poster gives a shit about the film it's for.



Music composed by Tom Jones more like.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #550 on: February 10, 2019, 11:30:26 PM »

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #551 on: February 10, 2019, 11:55:18 PM »
This film poster is just funny. No one involved in making this poster gives a shit about the film it's for.



Jay Leno gets his face but not his name on the poster?

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #552 on: February 11, 2019, 03:18:27 AM »
Oo, Matthew AND Modine.

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #553 on: February 11, 2019, 03:19:30 AM »
Jay Leno gets his face but not his name on the poster?

Brilliant. Stallone has clearly been told about the films existence for the first time.

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