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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #600 on: June 12, 2019, 02:18:43 AM »
mash up of I, Robot and Mad Max

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #601 on: June 14, 2019, 08:10:48 PM »
The poster for the new Rambo movie is astoundingly incompetent for a major studio release...


It looks as though somebody's photoshopped some flames on top of a freeze frame from a dodgy pirated copy of the movie.  Also, due to the discrepancy between the size of John Rambo and the trees/flames, he looks like he's a kaijū with tiny legs.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #602 on: June 14, 2019, 08:19:00 PM »
Giving him withered legs is certainly a bold design choice.

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #603 on: June 14, 2019, 11:55:29 PM »
I quite like the idea behind it but the execution is awful. The size, colour, positioning and texture of the title/ logo is shit.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #604 on: June 15, 2019, 02:03:47 PM »
It’s the way that even in blurred silhouette he looks old and fat.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #605 on: June 21, 2019, 06:50:08 PM »


That tag line doesn't make a lick of sense.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #606 on: June 21, 2019, 07:01:02 PM »
The poster for the new Rambo movie is astoundingly incompetent for a major studio release...


It looks as though somebody's photoshopped some flames on top of a freeze frame from a dodgy pirated copy of the movie.  Also, due to the discrepancy between the size of John Rambo and the trees/flames, he looks like he's a kaijū with tiny legs.

I'm not saying it's a great poster, but aren't the "trees" actually just ground brush?




That tag line doesn't make a lick of sense.

Again, I'm not saying it's great, and it is clumsily worded, but surely it's just as simple as "our time".

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #607 on: June 21, 2019, 07:02:17 PM »
That tag line doesn't make a lick of sense.

Haha.  You're right, it doesn't!  It should be something along the lines of 'The most seductive evil of ancient times, has now been unleashed in ours'.

Again, I'm not saying it's great, and it is clumsily worded, but surely it's just as simple as "our time".

The issue is that the tagline says 'of all time', which by definition would include 'our time'.

I'm not saying it's a great poster, but aren't the "trees" actually just ground brush?

They look more like trees to me.  Besides, in terms of scale, the flames appear to be too large for knee height.  Those are raging fires, several metres high.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #608 on: June 21, 2019, 07:20:50 PM »
I think we'll just have to agree to disagree on both points.

Again, we've always got Alien 3.

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #609 on: June 22, 2019, 08:10:29 AM »
I think we'll just have to agree to disagree on both points.

Again, we've always got Alien 3.

'alien 4' was better.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #610 on: June 22, 2019, 08:59:33 AM »
I think we'll just have to agree to disagree on both points.

Again, we've always got Alien 3.

He’s right on Dracula, wrong on Rambo

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #611 on: June 22, 2019, 09:41:50 AM »

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #612 on: June 22, 2019, 09:44:19 AM »
This guy...

...is an inept film poster?

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #613 on: June 22, 2019, 09:51:51 AM »

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #614 on: June 22, 2019, 11:04:37 AM »
...is an inept film poster?




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