Author Topic: Inept film posters  (Read 113809 times)

Glebe

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #810 on: October 04, 2020, 06:51:22 PM »


Busy schedule today (making shit photothings). Oh and NEW PAGE INEPT TWAT, SOZ.

Famous Mortimer

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #811 on: December 20, 2020, 04:19:42 PM »
2005's "Partner(s)" is apparently about people who had very inept head transplant surgery.


Glebe

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #812 on: December 20, 2020, 07:09:43 PM »
^Oh no she di'n't!

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #813 on: December 24, 2020, 08:57:56 AM »


Ach, didn't work. Please could someone post the poster for 'A Flock of Dudes', preferable the one with the dozen or so cast members listed?

Alberon

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #814 on: December 24, 2020, 09:33:02 AM »
This one?


PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #815 on: December 24, 2020, 09:51:16 AM »
Man that film looks grim

kalowski

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #816 on: December 24, 2020, 09:54:22 AM »
This one?


Trying to make his face look normal.

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #817 on: December 24, 2020, 06:36:59 PM »
This one?



Yep. It's great, isn't it? Everything from the horrendous title to the weird trunkless tree growing under Skylar Astin's name.

Famous Mortimer

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #818 on: December 24, 2020, 09:07:55 PM »
I guess, actors have to work, but the number of people in that poster that I wished hadn't appeared in some shitty Chris D'Elia bro-com is quite high.

jenna appleseed

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #819 on: December 25, 2020, 05:45:36 AM »


Not sure the person who drew this had ever seen a human face before.

Lizard man, unimpressed woman on coke, baby alien skull, man with the Old Grey Whistle Test happening in his head. + a disembodied arm (pos sliced off a scientist) holding or maybe attempting game of rock paper scisors with a timetraveling novelty picture disc of McCartney III

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #820 on: March 30, 2021, 09:27:59 PM »


How did nobody spot that it's a fucking Minion???

St_Eddie

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #821 on: March 30, 2021, 11:40:39 PM »
Uncanny!