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BlodwynPig

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #450 on: February 15, 2018, 12:00:08 AM »


two similar observations, no lives lost.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #451 on: February 15, 2018, 12:56:20 AM »
His ex-wife got $400 million in their divorce settlement in 2010, so like John Cleese he'll take anything he can get.

I wonder how much he'd take to read out the entirety of the 'Schweinstein' and 'Woody Allen' threads.

I'd chuck a crisp fiver in for that.

The Savile of Hollywood?

Asia Argento
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Mira Sorvino
Angelina Jolie

he had a type, seemingly.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #452 on: February 15, 2018, 04:16:30 AM »
*Highlighting the general lack of observation, in regards to other folk's posts*

I'd make a comment about how nobody bothers to read other peoples posts but no bugger would read it, so I shan't, even though I just did exactly that.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #453 on: February 15, 2018, 02:05:40 PM »
I'd make a comment about how nobody bothers to read other peoples posts but no bugger would read it, so I shan't, even though I just did exactly that.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #454 on: February 15, 2018, 02:49:30 PM »
I'd make a comment about how nobody bothers to read other people's posts about how nobody bothers to read other people's posts, but no bugger would read it, so I shan't, even though I just did exactly that.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #455 on: February 17, 2018, 11:10:29 PM »
guys, have you noticed the rather obvious numerical mistake in the 50cent poster?

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #456 on: February 17, 2018, 11:11:00 PM »
guys?

I'd make a comment about how nobody bothers to read other peoples posts but no bugger would read it, so I shan't, even though I just did exactly that.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #457 on: February 17, 2018, 11:24:01 PM »
guys, have you noticed the rather obvious numerical mistake in the 50cent poster?

Oh yeah! One gun too many...

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #458 on: February 17, 2018, 11:48:57 PM »
Not so much inept as in keeping with the tacky-as-fuck tone but jesus...


Reminds me of the greenhouse scene in Scum.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #459 on: February 17, 2018, 11:59:02 PM »
Not so much inept as in keeping with the tacky-as-fuck tone but jesus...



I'm a big fan of this one because it suggests Amanda Seyfried is, at times in her life, naked.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #460 on: February 18, 2018, 12:12:55 PM »
Reminds me of the poster for Life which was out last year, and who would have guessed it, was mercilessly advertised on the sides of buses:



Ed Miliband is looking stoic these days.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #461 on: February 18, 2018, 12:25:59 PM »
Not so much inept as in keeping with the tacky-as-fuck tone but jesus...



Reminds me of the greenhouse scene in Scum.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #462 on: February 18, 2018, 12:33:31 PM »
Reminds me of the greenhouse scene in Scum.

Reminds me of the greenhouse scene in Scum.

I'd make a comment about how nobody bothers to read other peoples posts but no bugger would read it, so I shan't, even though I just did exactly that.

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #463 on: February 18, 2018, 12:52:47 PM »
And thus the forum ate itself and disappeared into nothing, leaving only a vague smell of self-righteous anger

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #464 on: February 18, 2018, 08:07:38 PM »
And thus the forum ate itself and disappeared into nothing, leaving only a vague smell of self-righteous anger

Reminds me of the greenhouse scene in Scum.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #465 on: February 18, 2018, 09:25:22 PM »
Reminds me of the greenhouse scene in Scum.

One gun? I see two.

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #466 on: February 18, 2018, 09:29:44 PM »
One gun? I see two.

Ed Miliband is looking stoic these days.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #467 on: February 18, 2018, 09:33:04 PM »
Ed Miliband is looking stoic these days.

I'm a big fan of this one because it suggests Amanda Seyfried is, at times in her life, naked.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #468 on: February 18, 2018, 10:10:04 PM »
I BAMLEM JACK BUAER... am I doing this right?

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #469 on: February 18, 2018, 10:49:45 PM »
I BAMLEM JACK BUAER... am I doing this right?

What it needs is James Woods sticking his head out of that window the Rock is jumping towards, and making an "Aw, c'mon!" face and pose.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #470 on: February 19, 2018, 12:12:31 AM »
What it needs is James Woods sticking his head out of that window the Rock is jumping towards, and making an "Aw, c'mon!" face and pose.

Just take a nice big marker to the bus stop with you and treat it like a puzzle.

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #471 on: February 19, 2018, 02:36:19 AM »
Can't sleep. Just went upon a three film bender consisting of Saps at Sea (TalkingPictures TV) 7.50 - 9pm...High Plains Drifter (ITV4) 9pm - 11pm and finally Zero Dark Thirty (Film4) 11.10pm - 2.15am.


Throughout these motion pictures, I noticed the sheer amount of guns on display. Saps at Sea with the Nick Jr. gun gags easily being my fave 'Sunday night freeview marathon gun moment'.

Not that interesting right? However, I've just clicked on this thread to escape the guns and I immediately study the below example of an inept film poster.


It's inept all right! The clue as to why is in the poster's tagline...but can anybody else spot it?? Anyhoo...I'm off to sleep. Laters.

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50 Cent movies are an inept film poster gold(shit)mine. This one looks like a comedy but isn't:





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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #472 on: February 19, 2018, 02:55:34 AM »
reminds me of the greenhouse scene in scum

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #473 on: February 19, 2018, 03:22:29 AM »


What a mutant, the punch of Stallone, the quick feet of Pele(assuming he has control of the beast's legs) and the cockney wit of Cane.

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #474 on: February 19, 2018, 08:37:11 AM »
That was directed by John Huston?!?

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #475 on: February 19, 2018, 12:43:39 PM »
Shouldn't Sylvester Stallone be in a different outfit as he was the goalkeeper.  Not even Nazis would allow keepers to play in the same coloured jersey as outfielders.
That was my primary problem with it.

Seconded on the "Didn't realise John Huston directed this".

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #476 on: February 19, 2018, 01:04:30 PM »
I thought it was called Escape To Victory.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #477 on: February 19, 2018, 01:20:48 PM »
Was this directed by John Huston???!!!

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Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #478 on: February 19, 2018, 02:14:56 PM »
Reminds me of the scene with John Huston in the greenhouse in Guns.

Re: Inept film posters
« Reply #479 on: February 19, 2018, 03:30:04 PM »
I thought it was called Escape To Victory.

Yes, but the US title is Victory, and yes directed by John Huston!