Poll

Should Birdie contact DIA about MOAI share scheme?

Yes, tell DIA so we can find out what officialdom thinks
0 (0%)
No, the poor man's ill, leave him alone
1 (50%)
Yes, but say you're doing it on behalf of a Mr H. T. Buggers
0 (0%)
Ann T.  Saoi, oh no that's not right. Sorry
0 (0%)
something about a 'black pope'
1 (50%)
No, but MAOAM should bring out a range of Easter Island carving-shaped chewy sweets
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: March 05, 2014, 03:56:55 AM

Author Topic: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]  (Read 11336 times)

Hangthebuggers

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This is indeed a startling treasure trove of mystery.

What do we know about him so far?


* He wants his giant heads back, so he can get mana. For purposes unknown. He has undoubtedly left some clues in his diagrams. (see above)

* Something about a ufo.

* (edit)  Something about the black Pope

* Something about Sailors or Pirates

* Trying to arrest the Queen.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm keeping an eye on this.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2013, 04:18:44 AM by Hangthebuggers »

The funnies thing is a) his hair and b) the googly eyes he's drawn on the statues.

Thomas

  • please describe an encounter with a squirrel
There's something in there about a black pope, too, Hangthebuggers.[1]
 1. an outsider might misconstrue this sentence quite painfully.

No, never mind, his 'Shadow Limousine' is the funniest.


Thomas

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That's Miss Universe New Zealand 1988, that is, with our intrepid protagonist.

Hangthebuggers

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That's quite a lifestyle. I myself will never get the chance to parade[1] with Miss New Zealand and find it all the more baffling that this man can (assuming they have). Especially with his obsession with missing giant statue heads.
 1. have sex with

icehaven

  • Marmalade's reared it's head in every course
Did you know a lot of those statues actually have bodies too, they're buried beneath ground level. Hope that helps. 

Thanks.

ThisIsHardcore

  • What exactly do you do for an encore?
Otherwise known as trolling.

Mark Steels Stockbroker

  • Lost in the former West
Normally I love abovetopsecret stuff, but somehow this just isn't clicking for me.

Ein Sof

  • The steel vulture of Beelzebub
There's something in there about a black pope, too, Hangthebuggers.[1]
 1. an outsider might misconstrue this sentence quite painfully.

Given that the current Pope is a Jesuit, the world does indeed have a "black Pope".

Despite not knowing what he's talking about, I think this guy is definitely onto something!

I think he's referring to this particular statue, which is in the British Museum ('acquired' from Easter Island in 1868 during Queen Victoria's reign[2]):

http://www.britishmuseum.org/explore/highlights/highlight_objects/aoa/h/hoa_hakananaia.aspx

 2. Hence the "1868 Queen Victoria stole our Moai" bit.

amnesiac

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THIS IS THE THREAD I WAS LOOKING FOR MOOK

mook

  • what a bulb
I KNOW.

Birdie

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Ah, we're talking about John Wanoa are we?

Here's one of his stream of consciousness submissions to Parliament.

http://www.parliament.nz/NR/rdonlyres/AC21D52E-2B36-4810-8649-6FB0229143EE/113490/JohnWanoaSupp1_698a_1.pdf

How the secretaries must jump for joy when John advises he wishes to appear in person before a select committee:)

And lovely Lana Coc-Croft , ex Miss NZ as she is today:

Hangthebuggers

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More stuff from this guy. Our alleged aquatic villain.



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ANY lawyer would start licking their chops around MOAI at the Present TIME! Washington DC private corporation Federal Estate is actually owned and controlled by the London Crown Temple syndicate. Indeed, at the present time, the London syndicate in partnership with an old family Chinese syndicate, hold, and have - Activated, a $47 trillion World Court Writ of Execution and Lien on the US Treasury and the US Federal Reserve Board.




Hangthebuggers

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daf

  • some weirdo taking the piss
Praise Tarvu!


thenoise

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That's quite a lifestyle. I myself will never get the chance to parade[1] with Miss New Zealand and find it all the more baffling that this man can (assuming they have). Especially with his obsession with missing giant statue heads.
 1. have sex with

If I ever do, I too will insist that she wears her sash EVERYWHERE.

Is this about the inter-species fruit porn on MAOAM wrappers?



If not please disregard.


Hangthebuggers

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Ah, we're talking about John Wanoa are we?

How do you know this guy then?

I accidently had a conversation with him online once. Didn't realise he was a 'someone'.

Birdie

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How do you know this guy then?

I accidently had a conversation with him online once. Didn't realise he was a 'someone'.

I don't think he is- I just remember the Maori Government/Sovereignty stuff. I thought he was involved in the 'Maori government of Aotearoa' passport scam but a quick google shows I'm wrong.  I think he's just a little unwell.


Hangthebuggers

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I think he's just a little unwell.

That does explain a lot actually.

Hangthebuggers

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Just found this nugget that may suggest he has been swindled.

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John Wanoa I am just on my way to Auckland Ploce Station to sort out what happenned to our Multi Million Investment Fund in Lloyds Bank London Banker and Lawyer. Thast why we are held up should have been well and truly sinking the Crown land Thieves by now! However we shall Act FBI now and then speak to the Police Commissioner about MOAI "CROWN MONARCHY SOVEREIGNTY POWER" looming in the WINGS!


Sony Walkman Prophecies

  • You're alright you.
He's really playing fast and loose with his keyword density there isn't he?

Alberon

  • His heart is an empty fridge
I bet the guy on the front desk at Auckland Ploce Station earned his pay that day.

Hangthebuggers

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxVdjIzAkEs&feature=youtu.be

Meet Desmond Wanoa, his scary younger, angrier brother.

JesusAndYourBush

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The funnies thing is a) his hair and b) the googly eyes he's drawn on the statues.

I think that Hangthebuggers should suggest to the guy that it's disrespectful to draw googly eyes on the statues, and report back to us with the reply.

Hangthebuggers

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Just sent John Wanoa a friend request (I was going to message him, but he's somehow got facebook set up with TWO different inbox accounts, with one that you have to pay 35p![1] to send him a message).

Any questions you'd like to ask him? (but not his scary brother).
 1. 35p!