Author Topic: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident] (Read 10332 times)

Hangthebuggers · « **Reply #30 on:** April 17, 2013, 01:05:26 AM »

This is indeed a startling treasure trove of mystery.

What do we know about him so far?

* He wants his giant heads back, so he can get mana. For purposes unknown. He has undoubtedly left some clues in his diagrams. (see above)

* Something about a ufo.

* (edit) Something about the black Pope

* Something about Sailors or Pirates

* Trying to arrest the Queen.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm keeping an eye on this.

Hank Venture · « **Reply #31 on:** April 17, 2013, 01:13:10 AM »

The funnies thing is a) his hair and b) the googly eyes he's drawn on the statues.

Thomas · « **Reply #32 on:** April 17, 2013, 01:15:53 AM »

There's something in there about a black pope, too, Hangthebuggers.[1]

1.	an outsider might misconstrue this sentence quite painfully.

Hank Venture · « **Reply #33 on:** April 17, 2013, 01:16:39 AM »

No, never mind, his 'Shadow Limousine' is the funniest.

Hank Venture · « **Reply #34 on:** April 17, 2013, 01:18:39 AM »

Thomas · « **Reply #35 on:** April 17, 2013, 01:21:06 AM »

That's Miss Universe New Zealand 1988, that is, with our intrepid protagonist.

Hangthebuggers · « **Reply #36 on:** April 17, 2013, 04:21:13 AM »

That's quite a lifestyle. I myself will never get the chance to parade[1] with Miss New Zealand and find it all the more baffling that this man can (assuming they have). Especially with his obsession with missing giant statue heads.

1.	have sex with

icehaven · « **Reply #37 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:44:46 PM »

Did you know a lot of those statues actually have bodies too, they're buried beneath ground level. Hope that helps.

Hank Venture · « **Reply #38 on:** April 18, 2013, 12:36:30 AM »

Thanks.

ThisIsHardcore · « **Reply #39 on:** April 18, 2013, 12:38:54 AM »

Otherwise known as trolling.

Mark Steels Stockbroker · « **Reply #40 on:** April 18, 2013, 10:37:25 AM »

Normally I love abovetopsecret stuff, but somehow this just isn't clicking for me.

Ein Sof · « **Reply #41 on:** April 18, 2013, 12:31:41 PM »

Quote from: Thomas on April 17, 2013, 01:15:53 AM

There's something in there about a black pope, too, Hangthebuggers.[1]
1. an outsider might misconstrue this sentence quite painfully.

Given that the current Pope is a Jesuit, the world does indeed have a "black Pope".

Despite not knowing what he's talking about, I think this guy is definitely onto something!

I think he's referring to this particular statue, which is in the British Museum ('acquired' from Easter Island in 1868 during Queen Victoria's reign[2]):

http://www.britishmuseum.org/explore/highlights/highlight_objects/aoa/h/hoa_hakananaia.aspx

2.	Hence the "1868 Queen Victoria stole our Moai" bit.

amnesiac · « **Reply #42 on:** April 18, 2013, 12:40:25 PM »

THIS IS THE THREAD I WAS LOOKING FOR MOOK

mook · « **Reply #43 on:** April 18, 2013, 12:42:47 PM »

I KNOW.

Birdie · « **Reply #44 on:** April 19, 2013, 08:59:59 AM »

Ah, we're talking about John Wanoa are we?

Here's one of his stream of consciousness submissions to Parliament.

http://www.parliament.nz/NR/rdonlyres/AC21D52E-2B36-4810-8649-6FB0229143EE/113490/JohnWanoaSupp1_698a_1.pdf

How the secretaries must jump for joy when John advises he wishes to appear in person before a select committee:)

And lovely Lana Coc-Croft , ex Miss NZ as she is today:

Hangthebuggers · « **Reply #45 on:** April 21, 2013, 02:07:17 AM »

More stuff from this guy. Our alleged aquatic villain.

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ANY lawyer would start licking their chops around MOAI at the Present TIME! Washington DC private corporation Federal Estate is actually owned and controlled by the London Crown Temple syndicate. Indeed, at the present time, the London syndicate in partnership with an old family Chinese syndicate, hold, and have - Activated, a $47 trillion World Court Writ of Execution and Lien on the US Treasury and the US Federal Reserve Board.

Hangthebuggers · « **Reply #46 on:** April 21, 2013, 02:08:54 AM »

daf · « **Reply #47 on:** April 21, 2013, 02:13:38 PM »

Praise Tarvu!

thenoise · « **Reply #48 on:** April 21, 2013, 02:35:53 PM »

Quote from: Hangthebuggers on April 17, 2013, 04:21:13 AM

That's quite a lifestyle. I myself will never get the chance to parade[1] with Miss New Zealand and find it all the more baffling that this man can (assuming they have). Especially with his obsession with missing giant statue heads.
1. have sex with

If I ever do, I too will insist that she wears her sash EVERYWHERE.

Slaaaaabs · « **Reply #49 on:** April 21, 2013, 04:29:17 PM »

Is this about the inter-species fruit porn on MAOAM wrappers?

If not please disregard.

checkoutgirl · « **Reply #50 on:** April 21, 2013, 04:42:19 PM »

Quote from: Slaaaaabs on April 21, 2013, 04:29:17 PM

*undoes belt buckle*

Hangthebuggers · « **Reply #51 on:** April 21, 2013, 06:01:57 PM »

Quote from: Birdie on April 19, 2013, 08:59:59 AM

Ah, we're talking about John Wanoa are we?

How do you know this guy then?

I accidently had a conversation with him online once. Didn't realise he was a 'someone'.

Birdie · « **Reply #52 on:** April 21, 2013, 08:11:51 PM »

Quote from: Hangthebuggers on April 21, 2013, 06:01:57 PM

How do you know this guy then?

I accidently had a conversation with him online once. Didn't realise he was a 'someone'.

I don't think he is- I just remember the Maori Government/Sovereignty stuff. I thought he was involved in the 'Maori government of Aotearoa' passport scam but a quick google shows I'm wrong. I think he's just a little unwell.

Hangthebuggers · « **Reply #53 on:** April 21, 2013, 11:08:17 PM »

Quote from: Birdie on April 21, 2013, 08:11:51 PM

I think he's just a little unwell.

That does explain a lot actually.

Hangthebuggers · « **Reply #54 on:** April 30, 2013, 02:02:09 AM »

Just found this nugget that may suggest he has been swindled.

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John Wanoa I am just on my way to Auckland Ploce Station to sort out what happenned to our Multi Million Investment Fund in Lloyds Bank London Banker and Lawyer. Thast why we are held up should have been well and truly sinking the Crown land Thieves by now! However we shall Act FBI now and then speak to the Police Commissioner about MOAI "CROWN MONARCHY SOVEREIGNTY POWER" looming in the WINGS!

Sony Walkman Prophecies · « **Reply #55 on:** April 30, 2013, 02:21:47 AM »

He's really playing fast and loose with his keyword density there isn't he?

Alberon · « **Reply #56 on:** April 30, 2013, 09:17:22 PM »

I bet the guy on the front desk at Auckland Ploce Station earned his pay that day.

Hangthebuggers · « **Reply #57 on:** May 01, 2013, 01:16:29 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxVdjIzAkEs&feature=youtu.be

Meet Desmond Wanoa, his scary younger, angrier brother.

JesusAndYourBush · « **Reply #58 on:** May 01, 2013, 04:55:14 AM »

Quote from: Hank Venture on April 17, 2013, 01:13:10 AM

The funnies thing is a) his hair and b) the googly eyes he's drawn on the statues.

I think that Hangthebuggers should suggest to the guy that it's disrespectful to draw googly eyes on the statues, and report back to us with the reply.

Hangthebuggers · « **Reply #59 on:** May 01, 2013, 01:56:16 PM »

Just sent John Wanoa a friend request (I was going to message him, but he's somehow got facebook set up with TWO different inbox accounts, with one that you have to pay 35p![1] to send him a message).

Any questions you'd like to ask him? (but not his scary brother).

1.

35p!

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Author Topic: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident] (Read 10332 times)