Poll

Should Birdie contact DIA about MOAI share scheme?

Yes, tell DIA so we can find out what officialdom thinks
0 (0%)
No, the poor man's ill, leave him alone
1 (50%)
Yes, but say you're doing it on behalf of a Mr H. T. Buggers
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Ann T.  Saoi, oh no that's not right. Sorry
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something about a 'black pope'
1 (50%)
No, but MAOAM should bring out a range of Easter Island carving-shaped chewy sweets
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: March 05, 2014, 03:56:55 AM

Author Topic: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]  (Read 10250 times)

Hangthebuggers

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Christ, he's on one today.

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THIS IS WHITE SKIN BRAIN PICTURE ASS UP! THIS IS AS MUCH AS THEIR BRAIN DEAD ARTIST ARE LIKE A HEAD WRONG WAY UP! THEY ARE AN INFERIOR RACE WHEN THEY MAKE STUPID PICTURES LIKE THIS! MOAI WILL SHOW YOU WHY THEY ARE AN IGNORANT ARROGANT RACE OF VERMIN POISONING THE EARTH AND STEALING OUR INHERITANCE MEMORIALS STONE GODS AND FAKING THEIR EXISTENCE WILL BIT THEIR ASS IN THE END ARE MISFITS BUNCH OF HYPOCRITS! END UP BEING DEPORTED! IF YOU STAND ON THE LAND AND OBSERVE THE SUN YOU FIND THAT IT IS IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE AND NOT THE NORTH AND SOUTH IS CLOSEST TO THE SUN IN NEW ZEALAND AND EASTER ISLAND! THAT WIPES THE UNIVERSITIES THEORIES OFF THE PLANET THEIR UPSIDE DOWN NORTH UP GLOBE IS LIKE THEIR FUCKED UP BRAINS UPSIDE DOWN AND POISONOUS SCUM WRECKING THE WHOLE WORLD WITH THEIR SILLY MINDLESS PEOPLE WHO CANT STOMACH THE TRUTH! YES THEY FAKE THEIR EXISTENCE ON NATIVE LAND! CULTURE IS MONEY!




Mr Eggs

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"Bottom Satan Pope into Hell" is sound advice.

Oh great, another black supremacist making up history to back up his dumb racial arguments. That looney theory makes the Brass Eye `Cat Heads' thing look plausible. He certainly wasn't saying much about whites being `AN INFERIOR RACE' when he had his arm around Miss Universe New Zealand 1988!

Big Jack McBastard

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Now in tempting avatar size:

Thomas

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I saw that Easter Island/Stone Henge picture online the other day, posted as a joke. Presumably our friend has stumbled across it himself and taken it a bit seriously.

Here's another good one -

« Last Edit: May 26, 2013, 12:36:25 AM by Thomas »

icehaven

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Is there much research into how schizophrenia/paranoid delusions manifested themselves in past times? I mean they seem to focus around (and be exacerbated by) things that didn't exist that long ago, mainly the internet obviously, but general access to information which allows the brain to formulate bizarre theories involving a wide range of organisations, individuals, religions and histories just wasn't possible until relatively recently. I know William Blake was presumed to be schizophrenic/prone to psychotic episodes on account of his visions, but going back further, to medieval times say, how would a feudal serf have behaved if they had whatever condition Easter Island man here has?

Big Jack McBastard

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He's awfully Baldrick in that shot up there.

Birdie

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What font is he using there?

He really isn't a well man, is he?

Mr Eggs

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I think this lad speaks the truth:"London 6pm. Furthest From The Sun. STONEHENGE. Bottom Satan Pope into Hell"

You can't argue with that. "Bottom Satan Pope" is most likely Arjen Robben.

Fun Fact!- among Easter Island tribes, the worst possible insult was "the corpse of your mother gets stuck between my teeth."

Is there much research into how schizophrenia/paranoid delusions manifested themselves in past times?
The Influencing Machine by Mike Jay is just what you need,

Big Jack McBastard

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Fun Fact!- among Easter Island tribes, the worst possible insult was "the corpse of your mother gets stuck between my teeth."

That requires some pretty specific circumstances but I do like it. 'Not only was your mother such a bitch I killed/cannibalised her, she was chewy and unpalatable on the way down.'

'Thank heavens for the wine your mother is simply ghastly!'

"Yo mama so stringy, I used her legs to make a vest before I ate her!"

JesusAndYourBush

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Have some of the Easter Island guy's images been resized for this forum, or does he resize them himself so some of the writing is too small to read?

Thomas

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They're all that poorly sized I'm afraid, Jesus.

Hangthebuggers

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Have some of the Easter Island guy's images been resized for this forum, or does he resize them himself so some of the writing is too small to read?

No, they're as presented. Big Jack did resize my avatar for me though. Although I'm assuming jack has never been to easter Island or has any affiliations with the trade of giant stone heads.

Hangthebuggers

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He's just posted this picture of his arch-nemesis.



And also had this to say.

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Am completing the Moai Lien Warrant is deadly serious Law of the Sea under the King of England Admiralty Law FlaG Jurisdiction of King William IV for Native Custom law of Indigenous Nations! the QUEEN sailed across the SEAS to find herself some LAND USING KING WILLIAM IV ADMIRALTY LAW HE DRAFTED AS THE LORD HIGH ADMIRAL! ITS THE POPE WHO IS USURPING OUR CONFEDERATION FLAG SO MOAI BLOW HIM OUT OF THE WATER NOW AND ANY OTHER ALIEN USING OUR MOAI CROWN COMMERCIAL TRADING FLAG TO SAIL FROM ONE STATE TO ANOTHER! A NAVY FLAG IS NOT A TRADE FLAG BUT A WAR FLA OF AGGRESSION AND GUNS!


How did I miss this thread until now? My god.

I feel twinges of sadness for the guy. I mean, having a mental condition like this with the sheer scale of craziness on the internet must be pretty hard-going. You're able to see even more crazy paranoid theories that re-enforce your bizarre ideas whilst also being ridiculed,  constantly reminded that everyone's against you. Must feel like a real conspiracy to him.

Does he have an unironic following? Do people believe his theories? If so, do they have some form of severe colour blindness that helps them decode those insane photos he wrote?





Big Jack McBastard

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He might well be barmy but at least he picks deserving, high-stakes targets.

If only he had backing, does he know about Kickstarter?

Hangthebuggers

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How did I miss this thread until now? My god.

I feel twinges of sadness for the guy. I mean, having a mental condition like this with the sheer scale of craziness on the internet must be pretty hard-going. You're able to see even more crazy paranoid theories that re-enforce your bizarre ideas whilst also being ridiculed,  constantly reminded that everyone's against you. Must feel like a real conspiracy to him.

Does he have an unironic following? Do people believe his theories? If so, do they have some form of severe colour blindness that helps them decode those insane photos he wrote?

I can only base what I know on my over-obsessive analysis of his whole character via social network and the whole of the internet[nb]a bit[/nb]. He's apparently  an engineer, well-spoken and apparently mild-mannered in all his videos.

Yet his graphics suggest otherwise.  I genuinely find them amazing. I may mock slightly, but I find it all fascinating.

He has created his very own narrative (in my mind at least) of raising an army of MOAI, which will incorporate tidal energy and earthly mana and giant stone heads to reclaim what is rightfully his. And for that, I salute him.

Famous Mortimer

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Whenever this thread pops up, I always want to see some of Gorilla199's videos:

http://www.youtube.com/user/gorilla199

mook

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If only he had backing, does he know about Kickstarter?

haha... you are determined to end your days in the tower aren't you big jack?

Big Jack McBastard

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As long as I can pop my arse out the window and drop slop on the monarch of the day from a great height I'll be happy enough.

mook

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just make sure you get a rake of snakebite and blackcurrant down you the night before. the range might be limited, but from what i remember from my teenage years the spread of devastation is fantastic.

Hangthebuggers

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This is the most perfect thing I've ever found on the internet. Is it me or does the stone head look like some funky nightclub sticking out as a beacon against the warm amber night?

Oh no! In his head he thinks that if you paste a passport photo of someone onto the front of a postcard it means they were actually there.

Does he know I went to Vegas with Linda last September?




Thomas

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In his latest video, John introduces us to Linda.

Hangthebuggers

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In his latest video, John introduces us to Linda.

This golden already... 'hello,hello who is this? erm... hello?'

'is Linda there?'

John - *chuckle*

Hangthebuggers

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Is this HIS personal phone call? Why is he filming himself listening to it (and nodding sagely at times?).... what's going on?

edit: Ah right 3:34.... 'The twist'.... His explanation. Yep, he's mentioned Britain already. Ancestral graveyard. It was done deliberately but it wasn't their fault. Something about an arrangement.

Thomas

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I just found a picture of John and Linda (two separate photos pasted together), ran it through the Google Image search thing, and it turns out Linda is none other than [spoiler]a screencap of a porn lady called Felicity Fey[/spoiler].

syntaxerror was probably right when he said 'GO TO BED' on the first page.