Poll

Should Birdie contact DIA about MOAI share scheme?

Yes, tell DIA so we can find out what officialdom thinks
0 (0%)
No, the poor man's ill, leave him alone
1 (50%)
Yes, but say you're doing it on behalf of a Mr H. T. Buggers
0 (0%)
Ann T.  Saoi, oh no that's not right. Sorry
0 (0%)
something about a 'black pope'
1 (50%)
No, but MAOAM should bring out a range of Easter Island carving-shaped chewy sweets
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: March 05, 2014, 03:56:55 AM

Author Topic: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]  (Read 11327 times)

Hangthebuggers

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Just ran a google search on Felicity Fey and blimey she looks a bit young. This is worrying. 

And yes, you're right.



and




Despite his best efforts, that 1st photo does appear to be photoshopped.


*Yewtree police appear*

Thomas

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Yeah, 'blimey''s the word. She's got a logo there, though, so it must be legitimate. That's the rule, isn't it?

I just watched the film Twelve Monkeys, so I'm thinking that perhaps John is onto something after all.

Hangthebuggers

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I think we'd be insane to dismiss him Thomas, I really do.

Hangthebuggers

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Strangely, her voice (from the link you posted)[1]doesn't  compare to the smut you directed me to.

But still, this can't be fake.
 1. 60 a day[1]
 1. cigs that is

Hangthebuggers

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #94 on: October 18, 2013, 01:44:08 AM »
The American government shut-down explained in an exciting and sexy info-graph..



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US Politics society who government shutdown ceiling. Hot pearltrees for you

and more MOAI madness.






Hangthebuggers

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #95 on: October 18, 2013, 01:47:48 AM »




So there...

Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #96 on: October 18, 2013, 01:50:52 AM »
I wonder if he will ever discover Google reverse image search, find his way here and decide CaB is part of the conspiracy machine, then make more pictures incorporating enactments of mook falling off his toilet and people shitting themselves into the grand theory.

Hangthebuggers

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #97 on: October 18, 2013, 01:51:44 AM »
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Moai never sleeps and is watching fraud and corruption disintegrate cos he has had enough killing innocent people who only want to live on the earth and share it. Guess who is causing all the trouble? Churches and the Bible!

He's had enough killing innocent people. MOAI is now blaming the churches.

Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #98 on: October 18, 2013, 01:53:36 AM »
I wonder if he will ever discover Google reverse image search, find his way here and decide CaB is part of the conspiracy machine, then make more pictures incorporating enactments of mook falling off his toilet and people shitting themselves into the grand theory.

John Wanoa here. The time is ... 8:15am

If I find out what cunt is posting these things from my facebook account, I will send a TIDAL WAVE through their fucking shit cunty house.

Hangthebuggers

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #99 on: October 18, 2013, 01:58:14 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InlS8PZp8zQ&feature=youtu.be

Here's his brother. Or uncle or something.

Birdie

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #100 on: October 18, 2013, 04:43:10 AM »
John Wanoa here. The time is ... 8:15am

If I find out what cunt is posting these things from my facebook account, I will send a TIDAL WAVE through their fucking shit cunty house.

You need to fix the time display in your profile.  Should be set to 12 hours ahead for us Kiwis, John.

Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #101 on: October 18, 2013, 07:53:21 AM »
As the REAL John Wanoa, I'm non-plussed by it all. I'm more upset with the Fleshlight thread.

amnesiac

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #102 on: October 18, 2013, 04:48:39 PM »
hah I love this thread, I keep forgetting what it's called and I'm not allowed to use the Search function. I wish there was a way of favouriting things.

Hangthebuggers

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #103 on: December 06, 2013, 10:39:51 PM »


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Na Atua E Wa Aotea Limited
426/2 Tapora Street
Auckland 1010

Commissioner of Police
Peter Marshall
Wellington
New Zealand

Date 6 December 2013

Dear Peter,

I have not got a reply from you for 24 days so the Official Complaint from Moai Crown Monarch Sovereign State Confederation Landlord Legal Landowners of this Country New Zealand is going direct to the Secretary of State British Government, the British Defense Force, Royal British Navy to seize control of this Country on our behalf and conduct a full investigation of the Corruption and Fraud Practices and conflict of Interest to our Moai Crown State and British Crown State Government Commercial Partnership Busienss interests you are now considered as part of the Fraud Practices of the Queen of England, Prime Minister John Key, Chief Justice Sian Elias and Governor General Jerry Mateparae and his Predecesor Anand Satyanad and Ex PM Helen Clark. Moai Crown Confederation Hapu accepted your silence as You Peter Marshall and all your 12.000 Police Force personal in individually locked into a Default Convicted COMMERCIAL CONTRACT with "MOAI CROWN" Confederation and agreement with "MOAI CROWN" CONFEDERATION HOANI KAHAKI WANOA and John Hoani Wanoa. MOAI CROWN holds the LEGAL TITLE of KING WILLIAM IV ADMIRALTY LAW KING OF THE SEA TRADING BANK KINGS COMMERCE JURISDICTION of KING WILLIAMS IV ADMIRALTY SOVEREIGN CROWN SEAL and MOAI CROWN SOVEREGN MONARCH Seals over your Sovereign Government in EXILE John Key Fraud Convicted Criminal. I now send this WARRANT off to the British Securiity of State Phillip Hammond, Rear Admiral Sir George Zambellas and Defense Commander and Chief Nicholas Houghton.. Since you are forever staying silent it now means you have no JURISDICTION with this LEGAL COMMERCIAL LIEN LEVY DEBTORS PROPERTY SEARCH AND SEIZURE ARREST WARRANT JURISDICTION over your Police Force and New Zealand Defense Force who failed to respond to MOAI CROWN as well acting in KING WILLIAM IV ADMIRALTY and MOAI ORGANIC HISTORIC COMMON LAW JURISDICTIONS! I warned you of the consequences of non performance no response now you are in a DEFAULT CONTRACT with the 6 Billion Sovereign People of the world represented by MOAI CROWN CONFEDERATION and ME their PRIVATE PROSECUTOR and DEBT LEVY COLLECTOR ROYAL MOAI CROWN STATE ASSIGNEE

I sent you Rear Admiral Jack Steer and Rhys Jones Commansder and Chief Copies so you can see each other apperas on facebook as well in front of over 1 billion witnesses is admissible in the High Court of Admiralty in London. Please treat therse as serious matters of threats on MOAI CONFEDERATION and BRITISH Governments COMMERCIAL CONTRACT Partners with KING WILLIAM IV Flag SEAL SOVEREIGN AUTHORITY and MOAI FLAG SEAL ORGANIC HISTORIC ANCESTRAL INHERITANCE TITLES ABSOLUTE!

Thank you I waited for your reply to no response and the 24 days time has passed now the CONTRACT is now LEGAL ENFORCED LAW by MOAI SHERRIFS PRIVATE CITIZENS and BRITISH MILITARY and NAVY!.

Regards

John Kahaki Wanoa

Customary Legal Advocate Creditor Royal Assignee Ph09 3684842 Mob 0272813963

Ranfurly Chambers Criminal Barrister Charl Hirshfeld 09 3076997
You Taek Choi QC Notary Public Lawyer 09 3009977
Chris Taylor PWC Price Waterhouse International Accountant for Energy 09 3558600

HE'S TRYING TO SEIZE CONTROL OF A COUNTRY. YES!

amnesiac

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #104 on: December 06, 2013, 10:42:39 PM »
F-F-F-FR-FR-FR-FR-FRAUD CRIMES CR-CR-CRIMES CRIME CRIMES CRIMES

Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #105 on: December 06, 2013, 10:54:32 PM »
I think it's only fair that he instills Hangthebuggers as one of these Moai Sherrifs. You've been his most vocal supporter from the start. Wanoa needs to get you a badge and one of those little racks they put in the back of vehicles, the ones that hold a Remington shotgun, in case of war with the crown. You can just use it for one of those really long special Christmas Cadbury blocks if you're a conscientious objector and feel a bit peckish.

amnesiac

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #106 on: December 06, 2013, 10:55:58 PM »
imagine going for an automatic rifle and picking up a metre long toblerone by which time it's too late.

Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #107 on: December 06, 2013, 10:58:52 PM »
imagine going for an automatic rifle and picking up a metre long toblerone by which time it's too late.

It wouldn't be the first death caused by the fence-sitting swiss.

Birdie

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #108 on: December 06, 2013, 11:57:16 PM »

HE'S TRYING TO SEIZE CONTROL OF A COUNTRY. YES!

Actually, I think he's asking for us to be invaded.  Hopefully they'll start in Auckland...

This is all well and good but he appears to have overlooked consulting Mr Eggs who is King of New Zealand and a pretty tasty geezer to boot.

Hangthebuggers

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #109 on: December 10, 2013, 11:34:20 PM »
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Had a very successful meeting at Auckland Central Police Station today at 11 am with my friend Tony Geldenhys. I told him to basically stand aside whil Moai Admiralty Court deals with Fraudsters in our own British Government Military and Moai Crown Sovereign Monarch Kings Bench Royal Revenue Debtors Levy Search and Seizure Recovery Private Prosecutor and Contractor Private Investigator Creditors Business. Tony is holding onto Moai Fraud London cases against Martin Scicluna Lloyds Banker and Julian Falconer Lawyer there in London who supposed to be setting "MOAI CROWN" up but alas Graham Aylett Private Investigator EX UK Detective Sergeant is MOAI Business Partner will find them. That means Moai Crown Confederation can Legally Proceed to Arrest any Fraud Crimminals in New Zealand and Seize their Assets without the Police Interfering us.

He's been going on about this meeting for days. Now I think the 'ball' is rolling. Is this war?

Thomas

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #110 on: December 10, 2013, 11:38:08 PM »
He needs to know that, meanwhile, I've declared myself actual king.

Hangthebuggers

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #111 on: December 10, 2013, 11:42:50 PM »
He won't be happy Thomas, you know what he's like.

Thomas

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #112 on: December 10, 2013, 11:52:59 PM »
According to a Google, that Tony was customer services man for the police station (in 2009, at least). I wonder what was said.

Hangthebuggers

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #113 on: December 11, 2013, 01:32:07 AM »
edit...

Hangthebuggers

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #114 on: December 11, 2013, 01:36:52 AM »

http://aylettinvestigations.co.nz/about.html

His investigators look like mean business. Private security and all sorts of stuff.

The plot thickens


Aaah according to the video I'm watching - he's trying to get the Prime Minister of New Zealand arrested. Excellent stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOwfBD0y5lM&feature=youtu.be


Ein Sof

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #115 on: December 11, 2013, 01:43:18 AM »
He needs to know that, meanwhile, I've declared myself actual king.

Thomas in middle age.



It's a shame you didn't declare yourself Emperor. We haven't had one of those before.

Thomas

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #116 on: December 11, 2013, 01:46:24 AM »
I'll do that then. I am also Emperor. Imperial Majesty Emperor.

I'd love a Wikipedia page featuring a 'Declares himself emperor' subsection.

Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #117 on: December 11, 2013, 02:07:49 AM »
I'll do that then. I am also Emperor. Imperial Majesty Emperor.

I'd love a Wikipedia page featuring a 'Declares himself emperor' subsection.

Probably combine it with the 'Declaring himself a god' subsection. Worked for this pornographer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adi_Da

Edited to stop me from shooting myself in the foot in, like, 6 years time.

« Last Edit: December 11, 2013, 02:26:19 AM by Bored of Canada »

Ein Sof

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #118 on: December 11, 2013, 02:25:38 AM »
I'll do that then. I am also Emperor. Imperial Majesty Emperor.

I'd love a Wikipedia page featuring a 'Declares himself emperor' subsection.

Good-oh.

Quote from: Wikipedia.org
Thomas (born 3000BC[1]) is an English Smit'ite, Morrissey-laudator, philosophy grouch and self-proclaimed Majestic King-Emperor of the Midlands. His imperial duties include: holding the The Grand Chicken of the Palace Guard by its belly (and teaching it to read); giving alms - called 'Karma Points' (by an Imperial Decree) - to the lowly, wretched and destitute subjects, who often include me, university students, and a camera-wielding Antipodean; oh, and being nice.
 1. The ancient birth-date befits an emperor.

kngen

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Re: Startling confrontations on the internet. [Or the easter island incident]
« Reply #119 on: December 11, 2013, 09:09:29 AM »
I'll do that then. I am also Emperor. Imperial Majesty Emperor.

I'd love a Wikipedia page featuring a 'Declares himself emperor' subsection.

Joshua Norton had his own currency[1], and campaigned for the Bay Bridge to be build.
While kings are ten a penny, being an Emperor evidently requires a bit more dynamicism and go-getting spirit.
 1. which, rather wonderfully, was accepted in some places in San Francisco