Okay, I'm a bit drunk and was just about to go to bed. Just before closing facebook down I clicked on an image that had appeared on my news feed, and this appeared.

Mildly startled, I decided to get a cup of tea and try and decipher it. I returned and innocently typed in the comments 'That is the most confusing image I've ever seen'.
And thus it began.
A man, presumably Polynesian now living in New Zealand started piping on about how my race had stolen a statue and now had it in the British museum and that they weren't just statues but gravestones to their ancestors. He got hostile and told me I needed lessons in longevity and MOAI history [nb]Longevity no, MOAI history yes[/nb]
I'll quote some of this alarming sentences. To save me having to type them out.
You need a lesson in longevity and Suernatural History of MOAI
Thats is why MOAI STARES all day long
Then leave MOAI and GO. It's not for you obviously.Go and draw your own History
By which point I was thoroughly confused, but kept with him and was nice enough to stick with him and assure him I was interested (I genuinely was) and asked him to explain himself.
After a bit of a ramble he said.
you will see all the draft plan for Tidal Energy Gold Bullion Shares and other matters relating to MAORI People MOAI People and Arab simmilar OK We all going thru a change for the better and this is my DNA Title connections to the Polynesian Triangle and Arab World Egypt from Easter Island Connections Spiritually, Watch what happens next to the New World Order come Crashing down!
I asked him what Tidal energy gold bullion shares were.
He replied.
Gold is the Currency set against WATER Currency of MOAI
By now I'm fucking confused. Easter Island statues, tides? Gold?
Then he links me this.
http://www.moaipowerhouse.com/#!welcome/c9lpAnd continues...
No wea are legalizing our Jurisdiction of MOAI as GODS IMAGE of his FACE of AUTHORITY to stamp our Legal Authority oover our SEABED and LAND Boundary Areas over the CROWNS TITLE
Me: For what purpose?
him.
Challenging the CROWN Rothschild Banks on our Land use as Mortgages and the Queens use of our MOAI she has in LONDON is this one I am cliaming is our Property MANA AUTHORITY to GOD not hers
So, Ok, I can see his reasoning. A statue belongs to his ancestors, he thinks it belongs to the earth and he wants it back. Fair enough.
My WANOA ANCESTORS BUILT them for ME and my family. No one else can CLAIM THEM. They cant Overide ME
[nb]By this point, I have no idea what's going on.[/nb]
TITLE OVER the LAND that is why he is STANDING on our LAND
And if he is standing in LONDON NEW YOPURK BRISSELS [sic] NEW ZEALAND then they dont realise he is standing on GODS LAND
I'm assuming it's the easter island statue again.
So I asked him if that was what he was on about. And he replies.
Do we go and steal GRAVE STONES for what reason?
YES They are SUPERNATURAL
They call it EVIL SPIRITS thats why they TOOK THEM
Ok..
And say they are UFO
Ok...
By this point, I asked him what he meant by Ufo. He ignored me and continued. But again I asked him about the UFO and he just insulted me.
Why are u not educated tahn wasting my time
I have to work. U go and study all that.
GO ON I am busy
U LAZY
He also mentioned Pirates. And sailors from the east.
ITS STOLEN INHERITANCE not HISTORY They stole a part of ME
They took him on a SHIP
Tahst theft and KILLED my PEOPLE
Abny PIRATES on SHIPS are the EVIL
Should never have come EAST
LOOK at the MESS of WHITE SAILORS
DIGGING UP our GRAVES