POLL: Music or Death

[hymen spaz]

If I Could offer you a wish so that instanly you could either become a brilliant musician capable of writing amazing songs and playing any instrument you fancied......

OR

Become insatantly trained in all martial arts so you were pretty much the hardest person on Earth - What would you go for?

[VorpalSword]

I would choose neither-

Music: Yes, if I were given that wish I would  be a good  musician. but no one is as good as the Lord. for he plays the music of love, on the instrument of mercy.

Death: But did the Lord not say "Violence is wrong, to hurt  another man is to hurt me."? He did

[hymen spaz]

he also said

"Bruce Lee is well mint - I've seen 'Way of the Dragon' 14 times"

Apparently he said this to the guy in the Grimsby Blockbusters last thursday.

[Gazeuse]

he plays the music of love, on the instrument of mercy.

Through the amplifier of salvation.

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

I'd choose the martial artist. I'm interested in music as it is, so that'd give me something to work on while I remained the hardest person on earth without breaking a sweat (or a law).

[Fucknose]

personally I'd rather be the musician, I think it's an inate talent to be an amazing artist whereas you can train to be a martial artist (cue opposing arguments)  Although, if you were the martial artist you could slowly learn an instrument and just kick the crap out of anyone who said you were shit.  (ps, can you have super-powers like being able to fly? then it's definitely that one)

[boki]

Trouble with the martial arts option is it'd make you a target for all the world's pub psychos and some jealous bastard would probably just shoot you rather than try to do it the hard way.  Musician it is, then - even if plenty of them get shot too come to think of it...